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18 minutes ago, laylalex said:

@Boiler, I am watching The Knight Before Christmas (very late) and it is terrible! What am I even watching?

The @ did not work.

 

All I can say is you were warned.

 

Suitable for your friend the Divorce Lawyer?

“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”

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Well, the die is cast. 15 years, 1 month and 2 days ago, I peeked over the back of a sofa at a boring party and found a tall, dark-haired guy squinting to read a magazine in low light and drinking out

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To all my VJ friends and acquaintances, I wish apologize for a link I inadvertently posted last week.  It was about Hunter, and the thread title was something about p0rnhub.  When I posted the link, I

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Just returned from a short hop to Key West to pick up "groceries" at the "European Market".  European my #######.  It's an Uzbek store, but close enough for my wife.   Discovered a new game

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10 minutes ago, Boiler said:

The @ did not work.

 

All I can say is you were warned.

 

Suitable for your friend the Divorce Lawyer?

Oh, you remembered Jenn! Very possibly -- my sin is the terrible historical romance novels (Regency preferred period), hers is these awful schlocky Hallmark movies. She has terrible luck with dating -- there is no end of intelligent, talented men in LA who are willing to date women in their mid-30s, apparently, but she never can find one she sees as having long term potential. The one she thought was "the one" ended up having an issue with her making more money than he did. So ridiculous, but glad she learned before it was too late. 

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Well I remembered that she was a Lawyer and liked this sort of stuff.

 

Perhaps we need a Wiki, I find it difficult keeping track of all the details.

 

So not all are of Leonardo DiCaprio's disposition, good to know.

“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”

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11 hours ago, Boiler said:

Well I remembered that she was a Lawyer and liked this sort of stuff.

 

Perhaps we need a Wiki, I find it difficult keeping track of all the details.

 

So not all are of Leonardo DiCaprio's disposition, good to know.

I know there are a lot of sisters and MILs to keep straight. Sorry.

 

Going away party tonight -- only two more sleeps in the People's Republic of Berkeley. :( 

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15 hours ago, ALFKAD said:

If you say so.  I'd be wary of the ole bait-and-switch once you're face down.  Anything to save a buck for the parlor...

 

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Oh the places I could go with this, if I were not family friendly certified 

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13 minutes ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

Oh the places I could go with this, if I were not family friendly certified 

I think I know where you're going, but some people would pay more for that. :D :lol: 

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On Monday, Boiler marks his 16th year (!!!) on VJ.  Active during that whole time, too!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

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04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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3 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

On Monday, Boiler marks his 16th year (!!!) on VJ.  Active during that whole time, too!

Somebody is getting old!  LOL

 

Then again I have no reason to talk.

If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving is not for you.

Someone stole my dictionary. Now I am at a loss for words.

If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

Ban shredded cheese. Make America Grate Again .

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Deport him and you never have to feed him again.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

I went bald but I kept my comb.  I just couldn't part with it.

My name is not Richard Edward but my friends still call me DickEd

If your pet has a bladder infection, urine trouble.

"Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow."

I fired myself from cleaning the house. I didn't like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.

My kid has A.D.D... and a couple of F's

Carrots improve your vision.  Alcohol doubles it.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks " Is this stool taken?"

Breaking news.  They're not making yardsticks any longer.

Hemorrhoids?  Shouldn't they be called Assteroids?

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

If you suck at playing the trumpet, that may be why.

Dogs can't take MRI's but Cat scan.

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On 1/8/2020 at 10:17 PM, laylalex said:

 ... whatever else. Who knows, maybe I'll get my ring? :P 

Yeah, if some great aunt has a left over one to pass down...

 

Just kidding.  Hope there is a pleasant surprise!

If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving is not for you.

Someone stole my dictionary. Now I am at a loss for words.

If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

Ban shredded cheese. Make America Grate Again .

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Deport him and you never have to feed him again.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

I went bald but I kept my comb.  I just couldn't part with it.

My name is not Richard Edward but my friends still call me DickEd

If your pet has a bladder infection, urine trouble.

"Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow."

I fired myself from cleaning the house. I didn't like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.

My kid has A.D.D... and a couple of F's

Carrots improve your vision.  Alcohol doubles it.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks " Is this stool taken?"

Breaking news.  They're not making yardsticks any longer.

Hemorrhoids?  Shouldn't they be called Assteroids?

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

If you suck at playing the trumpet, that may be why.

Dogs can't take MRI's but Cat scan.

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9 hours ago, Neonred said:

Yeah, if some great aunt has a left over one to pass down...

 

Just kidding.  Hope there is a pleasant surprise!

:lol: No ring but the massage with the Himalayan salt stones was soooooo relaxing, and there was only minimal grumbling about how we could be doing other couple-type things that were far more intimate and less expensive. 🙄

 

We are almost to Santa Monica! Stopped by my parents to pick up my mom who's going to help us do some unpacking, and she roped us into having lunch here. Downside: had to listen to my dad pontificate about Mike Lee and how if he didn't believe Trump had a good reason to strike Soleimani, Lee could join him (my dad) in the Democrat Party. How my dad is both a MAGA man and still a member of the Democratic Party evades me.

 

Hoping to get settled in the new place by sunset. It's a gorgeous day here, at least in the Valley. Hazy and bright and low 60s. I wasn't too excited to move away from Berkeley at first but I'll get used to it.

 

Also, meant to show the wrapping paper Alex used for all my Xmas presents this year, I thought you guys might appreciate it!

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He said the Princess Layla's commie sympathies should be reflected at the most nakedly consumerist time of the year.

 

 

 

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I honestly have no recollection of where I posted about my non-fiancé's back surgery, but popping in briefly for an update that it went very well. The only surprise was when the surgeon had him open, another bulging disc was found in addition to the herniated one that was expected. It added another hour to the procedure, but the outcome was successful. When I was allowed to see him, he was passed out but came around after a couple of minutes. The first thing he said after he told me "I love you" and "I'm high as f***" was "I thought when you said you'd get me anything I wanted to help me feel better in recovery, that meant you'd show up with my new 18-year-old Belorussian girlfriend who doesn't speak any English." That's when I knew everything was going to be just fine.

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Well let us remember that expecting a total relationship package can be too much to ask for, life involves compromise and in the case it seems English language skills had to be sacrificed.

“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”

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2 minutes ago, elmcitymaven said:

Correct. I told him he could have a 21-year-old Belorussian woman who spoke passable English as a compromise.

Good to hear there were options. None of us can walk in the shoes of others, everybody needs to make their own way.

“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”

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1 hour ago, elmcitymaven said:

Correct. I told him he could have a 21-year-old Belorussian woman who spoke passable English as a compromise.

If I PM you my wife's #, can you ask him to have a talk with her please?  Vietnamese or somewhere around Belarus, I am not picky.  🤪

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