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11 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Still doesn't believe that the nasty language is mostly bedbug and a start-negotiating point, no Niki-B. ma'am.

We presume that we can keep the first and still beef about mowing the second, si Niki-B. ma'am.

Wondering whether and to what extent she'll go aysheep, si Niki-B. ma'am.

I assumed this was a mutual decision but if you want to pm me if im wrong thats an option. 

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.  - Dr. Seuss

 

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Here is convenient ordering information for your Pre-Owned Toilet Seat on this week's National Days, order today man:

 

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Positive Media Day = all media are positive that you'll buy a POTS today

 

Tues., June Many'rd

Public Service Day = perform a service by buying the public a POTS today

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Wed., June Many'th

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Thurs., June Many'th

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Fri., June Many'th

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Sat., June Many'th

Industrial Workers of the World Day = all of them in the world want you to buy a POTS today

 

Sun., June Many'th

National Logistics Day = we make it logistically easy for you to buy a POTS today

 

 

The first Many (only!) customers to mention this ad when ordering will receive a handsome 0.0000001% discount off full retail, $i man.  Get your POTS today, whee man!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Sunday/Father's Day report, see man:

 

Plans were to take Mini-B. to the first Burger King where we went on Father's Day, we with wee man.

However, Mrs. T-B. wanted to take Mini-B. scootering beforehand with his little amigo, scoot she with he man.

 

The plan was for about half an hour of that, plan man.

They indeed returned at about that time, adhere to plan man.

However, Mini-B. was screaming bloody murder, scream we man.

 

We asked Mrs. T-B. what had happened, we ask she man.

Mini-B. had fallen from his scooter and bloodied his knee & elbow, open joint account wee man.

 

We & Mrs. T-B. dressed the wounds, A&D ointment first at hand man.

Mini-B. then went into "drama king" mode, beef moan death's door wee man.

Furthermore, it began to rain like Noah needing an Ark, downpour man.

So much for the best-laid plans of mice and men and monkeys, oh well man.

 

Mini-B. spent the rest of the day on the sofa, watching videos, couch-potato wee man.

This (in)activity was punctuated by dramatic yowls of pain during any movement, dramatic wee man.

 

We subdued Many (2+2) laundry loads and even got a nap, zzz we man.

At Many (2+1) p.m., we set forth on errands just as a second monsoon monsooned, how dry we aren't man.

 

We used an expiring-today coupon for Many% (2x2x2x2x2-2%) off at CVS, timing is everything man.

We bought a Many-inch (2x2x2x2+2+2) air-circulator fan at Aldi on sale, save we man.

We found disposable gloves at Harbor Freight, requested by the Ecus man.

 

At Many (2x2x2-1) p.m., Mrs. T-B. left for din-din out with an amiga, socialite she man.

We readied Mini-B. for bed, melodramatic wee man.

Mini-B. noted goop dripping from his knee-bandage, observant wee man.

We said that the solution was to replace both bandages with better medicine, loudly objecting wee man.

 

We quickly perused our Many00 boxes of bandages in our closet, Collected for Reason man.

We found appropriate sizes, prepared we man.

Mini-B. went aysheep at idea of "ripping off" knee-bandage, out-freaking wee man.

We mollified him by noting the better (pain-relief) ointment for new bandage, logic man.

 

Mini-B. pleased by technique & thoroughness of medical procedures, impressed wee man.

Range of motion of both limbs also improved, impressed wee man.

We then gave Mini-B. 2 teaspoons of Juvenile Tylenol to slurp, slurp he man.

We then read Many (2x2x2x2x2-2) pages in Diary of a Wimpy Kid--the Getaway, read we to wee man.

 

Mrs. T-B. came back within 2 hours, return she man.

Mini-B. modeled his new bandages, objectively impressive work by we man.

Mrs. T-B. seemingly pleased, seemingly pleased she man.

Mrs. T-B. then took over duties of sleepenizing Mini-B., zzz wee man.

Showing fatherly love to our son was even better than taking him to BK (with coupons), conclude we man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,382

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3 hours ago, SAT said:

illegal fireworks for Many'th of July

Illegal holiday precised, see and :bonk: man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,382

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Drastically unlike the world at large*, POTS orders from this forum are lacking, get with it man.

Remember that only the first Many to order will enjoy the handsome discount, $i man.

     *another medium-sized country has just signed a purchase contract, whee man

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,382

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5 hours ago, Asia said:

I looooove Diary of a Whimpy Kid! :lol:

You get busy celebrating Columbus Day, oj tak!  :bonk: 

Bad delinquent Asia!  Bad, BAD delinquent DELINQUENT Asia!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Troll got kicked out of his second daycare this month.   He's fine at home. I just think he needs more freedom at school/daycare or something. He understands and can verbalize what he needs to do when he feels angry: calm down, take deep breaths, etc.  Buuuut, it just doesn't seem to be happening and I don't understand the disconnect because I'm not there when it happens. Any time he's upset about something at home, he just comes and talks to me about it and we find a solution. 

 

 

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

NikLR Grand Master

NikLR   13,227

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Talked to my dad today (via text) for the first time in years. He had a stroke last Saturday and had to have an operation on his carotid artery. He can't talk and isn't eating or drinking yet but does feel better.  He's planning on retiring (he is 64.) He had a major heart attack in 2009 that I wasnt informed about until months later at my sisters graduation. He has to have another surgery on the left side. I'm not sure how I feel. I dont want him sick, or to be in pain, or to die, but I'm a little apathetic since we don't communicate. I made sure to tell him to to give my phone number to my step mom in case they need something. I doubt she'd call me if he died but at least I know he has the info.

 

Dog has a cardiology exam tomorrow to see if he's healthy enough to get his teeth cleaned.  Funny that. 

 

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.  - Dr. Seuss

 

 
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