Rante Macabre

[Ontarkie 14,237]

5 minutes ago, Lil bear said:

Continuing the tide of grief and loss .. small compared to others but still a journey .. the fox took one of my beautiful hens .. middle of the day , while I was working outside .. obviously down wind of said animal unfortunately .. loud unforgettable noises.. she almost got away from it but ... so now the girls are no longer free ranging .. and they do not like it one little bit. 😓 .. they gather at the door of the run after doing their daily egging and call for me to open the gate . 😢

I'm so sorry, they will adjust to being kept in the run.  Too many predator will snatch them with you just being feet away. They are so much faster and stealthy. Then you have hunger too. How hungry they are will be how bold they are.

 

We keep ours locked tight but I also have some playground areas that are less secure then their main run/coop but still keeps them safe from the hawks (our only daytime predator).

 

[Lil bear 4,238]

Just now, Ontarkie said:

I'm so sorry, they will adjust to being kept in the run.  Too many predator will snatch them with you just being feet away. They are so much faster and stealthy. Then you have hunger too. How hungry they are will be how bold they are.

 

We keep ours locked tight but I also have some playground areas that are less secure then their main run/coop but still keeps them safe from the hawks (our only daytime predator).

 

Thx. Yes. I knew it was a risk. Not like I haven’t lost whole clutches before .. but never like it when it happens. We are going to expand the run .. it’s more than adequate already .. but we have the room to extend.  Unfortunately their gate is right at the property line and over the fence is the most luscious deep leaf litter ..more appealing than even our worms ticks and bugs. But pen it is ! And locked in the henhouse at dusk. 

[Ontarkie 14,237]

5 minutes ago, Lil bear said:

Thx. Yes. I knew it was a risk. Not like I haven’t lost whole clutches before .. but never like it when it happens. We are going to expand the run .. it’s more than adequate already .. but we have the room to extend.  Unfortunately their gate is right at the property line and over the fence is the most luscious deep leaf litter ..more appealing than even our worms ticks and bugs. But pen it is ! And locked in the henhouse at dusk. 

Oh that deep leaf would probably where mine would want to be too. Being in the city we only have a few options. I made a tunnel system to take them to different areas of the yard while staying in code haha. 

[Lil bear 4,238]

32 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Oh that deep leaf would probably where mine would want to be too. Being in the city we only have a few options. I made a tunnel system to take them to different areas of the yard while staying in code haha. 

Pros and cons of 11 acres of Ozark woods !  

[TBoneTX 45,394]

1 hour ago, Lil bear said:

the fox took one of my beautiful hens

Sorry that the fox was out and your hen got outfoxed, sigh LB ma'am.

Sounds like we ought to close this thread early before anyone/anything else dies, consideration man.

[NikLR 13,227]

I agree, terrible name. 

[Lil bear 4,238]

53 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Sorry that the fox was out and your hen got outfoxed, sigh LB ma'am.

Sounds like we ought to close this thread early before anyone/anything else dies, consideration man.

Thx TB 

[Lil bear 4,238]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

Sorry that the fox was out and your hen got outfoxed, sigh LB ma'am.

Sounds like we ought to close this thread early before anyone/anything else dies, consideration man.

There’s an Australian trucking company owned by Lindsay Fox.. a competitor trucking  company that transports for one of the main poultry processing plants uses a phrase “ another  load of fox fodder “ on the side of their trucks. 🤪

[TBoneTX 45,394]

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[TBoneTX 45,394]

3 hours ago, NikLR said:

I agree, terrible name. 

And we had the perfect name and it was OUR TURN, si and rant man.

[cdneh 3,112]

Hot. I waited until 19:30 to try and cut the lawn, and I had to give up as it got too dark. Trying to get it done before the rain starts.  I will have to try and finish in the morning.

 

No internet for a couple of hours either. Meh.

[TBoneTX 45,394]

2 minutes ago, cdneh said:

waited until 1Many:Many0 to try and cut the lawn

Cut-lawning time precised, see and  Eh ma'am.

3 minutes ago, cdneh said:

had to give up as it got too dark.

That was the unkindest cut of all, bummer Eh ma'am.

3 minutes ago, cdneh said:

will have to try and finish in the morning.

Unless we have planned a 2-stage effort, we absolutely hate resuming this, many reasons man.

[cdneh 3,112]

Just now, TBoneTX said:

Cut-lawning time precised, see and  Eh ma'am.

That was the unkindest cut of all, bummer Eh ma'am.

Unless we have planned a 2-stage effort, we absolutely hate resuming this, many reasons man.

I really don't like having to go back out there another day. The thing is, my mower is battery operated. I usually run out of power about the same time as the machine If the weather allows I can do it in one go, but too darn hot today.

[TBoneTX 45,394]

Sunday report, see man:

 

Spent entire morning rescheduling Monday's aborted trip, adjust we man.

Had to leave casa to go to supermarket, out of Gatorade Zero (we prefer G2) we man.

Heavy-laundry day (2+2 loads man), and Ecus kept raising the A/C to Many,000 degrees, grrrr man.

Mini-B. spent day frolicking in inflated pool with #2 little amigo, cavort wee men.

Got partial nap, semi-zzz we man.

Saw shadow out back and briefly thought that it was Cat T-B., sigh man.

[TBoneTX 45,394]

1 minute ago, cdneh said:

my mower

Riding or walk-behind, huh Eh ma'am?

You should get with the program and pollute the skies with a gasoline mower, si and  Eh ma'am!