Rante Macabre

[TBoneTX 44,674]

2 hours ago, NikLR said:

job at autozone for AGM. $Many.Many/hr Many min drive

Congratulations and take it, si Niki-B. ma'am!       

2 hours ago, NikLR said:

being weird

There is nothing weird about a wage of $Many for less than an hour's drive, no man.

There is also nothing weird about yet another record-setting week of POTS $ale$, no man.

[TBoneTX 44,674]

Two MSs (moving-sales), a GS, and an ES itineraried for Sat., safari we man.

 

De-dish cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', absent Commie- and all other babes with refulgent inventories of hitherto unallocated upvotes!

[SAT 9,609]

10 hours ago, NikLR said:

Offered job at autozone for AGM. $16.50/hr 5 min drive

friend also offered job at fitness place, $19/hr 35 min drive

now she's being weird about it?

Wotju gonna do?

[NikLR 13,227]

1 hour ago, SAT said:

Wotju gonna do?

Id rather work at a gym. For some reason shes acting like they're gonna close. I think shes just worried because our last place wasnt doing well before covid. But this place was doing well.  But some other gm gave her this impression. 

Edited May 30, 2020 by NikLR

[Oliversmom 250]

Fun day at our house.  I told my husband we had to sit down and have the HARD discussion.  He does not like to talk about it.  But we had nothing planned if one of us should die.  I still couldn't get all answers out of him but I did get some.  And we agreed on life insurance policies.  I started looking for prices for burial plots and all I could get was "a funeral planner will contact you".  I am NOT ready to talk to a funeral planner.  I told my husband that the bad talk was over and only positive conversations the rest of the day!

[Oliversmom 250]

19 hours ago, NikLR said:

Offered job at autozone for AGM. $16.50/hr 5 min drive

friend also offered job at fitness place, $19/hr 35 min drive

now she's being weird about it?

I would  tend to go for the autozone job.  It is an established company and it is close by.  However, the fitness places may be an established place too.  What about benefits?  Do they offer health insurance?  Retirement?  There is a lot to consider.

[TBoneTX 44,674]

1 hour ago, Oliversmom said:

I started looking for prices for burial plots and all I could get was "a funeral planner will contact you".

When you start looking for prices for Pre-Owned Toilet Seats, a POTS planner will immediately and personally assist you, si OM ma'am.

[TBoneTX 44,674]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

Had just the aforementioned Many (2+2) events itineraried, thin schedule man.

However, worked out well, because Mini-B. was along, impatient wee man.

 

The take, see man:

  -- book for Mini-B. = half a buck, deal man

  -- pack disposable party-plates = half-of-half a buck, steal man

Total = half + half-of-half a buck

[TBoneTX 44,674]

Mrs. T-B. in a majorly foul mood this morning, ouch man.

At Many (2+2+2+1) a.m., yelled at Mini-B. for his activity on his tablet, good grief man.

Prohibited further tablet use till noon, eternity for wee man.

Mini-B. tearful and upset, distraught wee man.

 

We took Mini-B. to breakfast at Burger King (with use of coupon), ingest we and wee man.

Warshed the T-B.-mobile, always an experience man.

Hit the aforementioned GS events, bored wee man.

 

Visited a Petco to scope the parakeets, fish, and reptiles, free zoo trip man.

Mini-B. noticed a tiny fish that was in the wrong aquarium, eagle-eyed wee man.

He notified the Fish Lady of this outrage, notify she wee man.

Fish Lady rectified the housing error, compliant she man.

We complimented Mini-B. for his good deed, commend wee man we man.

Mini-B. then too tired/bored to proceed further, return to casa we with wee man.

[TBoneTX 44,674]

Mrs. T-B.'s temperament improved by night, amazing man.

 

Trying to compile a required "relationship timeline," egad man.

We have just reviewed how we fought like an absolute illegitimate male child for the visa, memories man.

And to this day we still hate the ####### Guayaquil consulate, with a passion man.

[TBoneTX 44,674]

Fold de-dish cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', absent Commie- and other babes with refulgent inventories of unallocated upvotes!

[SAT 9,609]

any time my wife touches anything  on my desk, it's lost forever. 

Now it's my finances. 

I ask her, why can't you leave my desk alone? 

HI asked her, if I die, where do you go to get money? 

Where is the money? 

She has no clue. 

And I said, you know that letter on my desk that you couldn't keep your filthy hands off of? 

That's the firm that's going to help you. 

So she has no clue what it is, and she throws it out. 

FFS....this is going on 10 %#$@#$ years. 

Checks, wills, statements, proofs, healthcare cards, credit cards, all get thrown out.

I should now throw out all of her that has anything to do with her parents I-130. 

 

 

[SAT 9,609]

the %#$@&^ aggravation. 

Next house, prerequisite, must have lockable private office for me. 

[NikLR 13,227]

I sometimes clean my husband's desk but I don't throw anything out unless it's OBVIOUSLY trash (like napkins, bottlecaps, etc..) But it sometimes all goes into a big plastic container for him to sort out later because I'm tired of looking at the mess. 

[SAT 9,609]

That's exactly what peeves the outta me