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[Lil bear 4,083]

Just now, N-o-l-a said:

Well, fudge.  I'm sorry man.

 

 

Hopefully everyone was wearing masks. 

Apparently reported as such .. including the coworker.. but that wasn’t a guarantee of safety for the coworker .. I rarely see wearers of masks handling the wearing correctly. 

[TBoneTX 44,787]

1 hour ago, N-o-l-a said:

fudge

Fudge is pretty good, but we typically prefer chocolate-cheap cookies, si ma'am.

Gracias, Nola-B. ma'am.

[TBoneTX 44,787]

Happy Columbus Day in Poland, oj tak.

[TBoneTX 44,787]

 

Here is convenient ordering information for your Pre-Owned Toilet Seat on this week's National Days, order today man:

 

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National Wine Day = buy a POTS and pop a celebratory cork today

 

Tues., May Many'th

National Chardonnay Day = buy a POTS and pop a celebratory Chardonnay cork today

 

Wed., May Many'th

Joe Cool Day = to be this cool, you must absolutely buy a POTS today

 

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Menstrual Hygiene Day = rather than Fallopian chat, talk about your newly ordered POTS

 

Fri., May Many'th

Learn About Composting Day = actually, forget this and instead buy a POTS today

 

Sat., May Many'th

National Creativity Day = creatively decide how many POTSs to buy

 

Sun., May Many'st

What You Think Upon Grows Day = think about, and while seated upon, your newly ordered POTS

 

 

The first Many (only!) customers to mention this ad when ordering will receive a handsome 0.0000001% discount off full retail, $i man.  Get your POTS today, whee man!

[TBoneTX 44,787]

Thrilling Most-of-Monday report, see man:

 

Supposed to rain but never got more than cloudy, mostly sunny day man.

Took Mini-B. with us to, see man:

       1.  Gas the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, empty again as usual man

       2.  Run errand #1 for Mama T-B., senior she man

Many.  Run errand #2 for Mama T-B., senior she man

Many.  Drop purchases and let Mama T-B. see Mini-B. from afar, delighted senior she see wee man

Many.  Get lunch at Arby's with use of coupon, feed we and wee man

 

Arby's still not set up for inside dining, grrrr man.

Managerette says that Corporate might not clear that till August, good grief man.

 

Consequently, see man:

Non-Many.  Had to go straight to casa with food and not visit Petco, no free zoo trip man.

 

After lunch, we had our first successful nap in many days, finally zzz we man.

[SAT 9,609]

I can't believe my neighbors are having a Memorial day BBQ. No one is wearing any masks, or practicing distancing. There's like 20 people in their yard, kids too. 

They're Italian, no wonder Italy got hit so hard. 

I do like these neighbors. But their older kid, 31 years old, no job, no school, plays with his remote controlled car all the time. Just came back from rehab because well, they shut the place down for covid19...

 

 

[TBoneTX 44,787]

Well, go over and get some BBQ,  man.

[cdneh 3,112]

1 hour ago, SAT said:

I can't believe my neighbors are having a Memorial day BBQ. No one is wearing any masks, or practicing distancing. There's like 20 people in their yard, kids too. 

They're Italian, no wonder Italy got hit so hard. 

I do like these neighbors. But their older kid, 31 years old, no job, no school, plays with his remote controlled car all the time. Just came back from rehab because well, they shut the place down for covid19...

 

 

Mine over the road have eleven cars, upteen children, and about 30 adults. They were having a lovely dinner at tables set up in the front yard. Right up until the heavens opened up and the hail started.  This is the preachers house, and they have been having church every evening and twice on Sunday all along. 

[TBoneTX 44,787]

12 minutes ago, cdneh said:

Many cars, Many children, and about Many adults.

Attendance level and transportation capacity precised, see Eh ma'am.

(And, FYI, there's no such thing as "about Many," no Eh ma'am.)

13 minutes ago, cdneh said:

This is the preachers house

...and...

13 minutes ago, cdneh said:

the hail started.

Guess he was damned to hail, sigh man.

[NikLR 13,227]

27 minutes ago, cdneh said:

Mine over the road have eleven cars, upteen children, and about 30 adults. They were having a lovely dinner at tables set up in the front yard. Right up until the heavens opened up and the hail started.  This is the preachers house, and they have been having church every evening and twice on Sunday all along. 

I guess someone had a say in this.  LOL

 

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

21 hours ago, SAT said:

I can't believe my neighbors are having a Memorial day BBQ. No one is wearing any masks, or practicing distancing. There's like 20 people in their yard, kids too. 

They're Italian, no wonder Italy got hit so hard. 

I do like these neighbors. But their older kid, 31 years old, no job, no school, plays with his remote controlled car all the time. Just came back from rehab because well, they shut the place down for covid19...

 

 

 

I might or might not have gone to a bonfire with my coworkers and people from the neighborhood the other day. Masks were not worn.  Kids in town are back playing with each other. 

 

No one in the upper Midwest is wearing them at this point, myself included. Cases continue to mount, hospitalizations are pretty much non-existent still. 

 

I took part in an ancestry study about Covid - I guess I'm not the only one who thinks there is a genetic component, which would be why NY and Italy got hit so hard. 

Edited May 26, 2020 by N-o-l-a

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

As a topper to my already stressful week, middle kid, aka the Troll, got permanently kicked out of daycare for being difficult. 

Edited May 26, 2020 by N-o-l-a

[Sparkle Sparkle 913]

What do I do to stop squarrels from messing with my house and trash bin?... I have been nice to them by not taking any measure that will do them harm... But they are stretching it this time... I had a squarrel in my kitchen today. 

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

21 minutes ago, Sparkle Sparkle said:

What do I do to stop squarrels from messing with my house and trash bin?... I have been nice to them by not taking any measure that will do them harm... But they are stretching it this time... I had a squarrel in my kitchen today. 

 

Squirrels are tree rats, do with them what you'd do with rats.

[TBoneTX 44,787]

32 minutes ago, Sparkle Sparkle said:

What do I do to stop squarrels from messing with my house and trash bin?... I have been nice to them by not taking any measure that will do them harm... But they are stretching it this time... I had a squarrel in my kitchen today. 

Quit squarrelling with them and be their friends, si SS ma'am.