Rante Macabre

[NikLR 13,230]

I can tell its really frustrating that they dont seem to care about their immigration.  

[SAT 9,609]

Now I've printed an entire DS 260 exemplar to fill out by hand. Then I can punch it in in 1 sitting. 

[Asia 2,498]

3 hours ago, SAT said:

 

 

I just finished the 864s and 864As this morning. 

 

I tell my brother in law to go get a certificate of good conduct from Malaysia, They have a specific version for immigration to the US, and I specified that. So he gets the regular one that won't be accepted by the embassy there. Knucklehead. 

 

I asked him to find someone to fill out the DS 260 over there, and he says "Oh my friend's GF was born in the US, she can fill it out" 

I'm like "No she can't!"

Oh, so that's the inconvenience here.

I thought your inlaws don't want to help. Which would be weird since it's their immigration.

[SAT 9,609]

The inconvenience is from an entire family of ingrates. 

[SAT 9,609]

 

 

So, this is my wife and her jealousy, greed, selfishness, whatever you want to call it...

 

3 weeks ago, the supplies in NYC are getting bare. 

 

Turtle's bestie's  grandma (whom my wife knows from picking up the kids), was literally dying from Covid 19. 

Now her daughter, happens to be the milfy who befriended us, and has become fairly close friends with us. 

(and baby daddy too). 

She was talking to me all along, and I knew what was going on.  Both her parents had Covid 19.

I give them my blood pressure monitor, and my blood sugar monitor, because they didn't have one. 

Her blood pressure was sky high, she went to the hospital. 

 

So now, I tell my wife, next time she's in walgreens, get me a blood pressure monitor. 

Instead of just "OK", she goes on and on about how I gave the hottie my BPM. 

I'm like, "Her mother was dying FFS!" 

why are we having this conversation? 

That BPM was about 10-15 years old. 

Get a friggin new one FFS. 

 

She said, "You give her everything!" 

 

I said, I do the same for your friends and family! 

Gump (my wife's sister's husband) was friggin dying from Covid 19, I brought over numerous supplies! 

I supplied all her friends with masks, hand sanitizers, antibacterial stuff.

I filed unemployment for half her friends. 

Why are we having this conversation? 

 

Is the hottie's family poor? 

No, not by a long shot. 

But nothing was available anywhere 3-4 weeks ago! 

You couldn't get a tube of toothpaste here. 

 

I spent countless hours of my resources and money, 

Five I-130s (Not including wife), Four  I-864s to date. 

But she's complaining about me giving a BPM to a friend in need....

 

I wonder if we would have had this conversation if Turtle bestie mom was short and fat....

 

&$%^# 

 

Oh BTW, the lib media should try telling Hottie's mother that Hydroxychloroquine shows no effect. 

She got into the ER, her blood oxygen was 88, she was in ICU, they administered HCQ and a Z Pack immediately, 

3 days later, she was home. NY Northwell hospital in Brooklyn. 

 

[DaveAndAnastasia 2,093]

On 5/16/2020 at 7:45 AM, trudi said:

How's Mini Dave and momma ?

Doing good. Mini-Dave is one month old today. Big boy now (or at least, we're not getting any more newborn size diapers when we run out, which will probably be today; he was on the small side at birth).

Started taking him for walks around the condo complex this week. Sometimes helps him to sleep, but not always ...🤣

 

My first day back "at work" (aka in the second bedroom that's my office most of the day with my employer's laptop connected to keyboard, mouse, and monitor, not mine) was Friday.

Could take some CA family leave at ~60% pay beyond my work paternity leave (which was at full pay), but mom & baby were good on Friday, and I'm at home anyway so we'll see how things go.

 

Mama-dave is very upset she can't visit, but we're not having guests here until a decent amount of things are open. Would go crazy with my parents, PRG, and mini-Dave in a 2BR condo for a week.

[TBoneTX 45,666]

 

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On 5/16/2020 at 11:39 AM, SAT said:

the wife and her family

These immortal words inspire a haiku, see man:

 

These words say it all:

"The wife and her family!"

Shoot me dead now, please.

[TBoneTX 45,666]

On 5/16/2020 at 11:39 AM, SAT said:

I do everything, pay for everything, and it's like pulling teeth getting any cooperation from the wife and her family. 

They sound proficient at putting the monkeys on other people's backs, si man.

It sounds like you're still letting them, sigh man.

 

Only one way out of it, see man:

Tell them, "Do it yourself, or take a long walk off a short pier," si man.

[TBoneTX 45,666]

On 5/16/2020 at 2:00 PM, Oliversmom said:

The house we are renting has termites.

Termites are very boring critters, sorry OM ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,666]

13 hours ago, Asia said:

Been busy planning kitchen & bathroom makeover. It's so time-consuming!

And exactly what is so time-consuming when just ONE makeover item is needed, oj huh?

Order one or (optimally) more Pre-Owned Toilet Seats, available even for Polish Commie-babes man.

The right choice will eliminate the rest of your design questions, happened many times oj tak.

Bad overthinking-the-matter Asia!  Bad, BAD overthinking-the-matter OVERTHINKING-THE-MATTER Asia!

[TBoneTX 45,666]

13 hours ago, SAT said:

This girl and my daughter share a story....

 

https://nypost.com/2020/05/16/coronavirus-robs-nyc-valedictorian-of-graduation-she-waited-4-years-for/

The virus didn't do it -- your enlightened tyrannical mayor & governor did, order lockdowns man.

Nueva York Many tyrants, Texas fewer, reality man.

[TBoneTX 45,666]

13 hours ago, SAT said:

watch I'm going to end up doing all of it.

And who keeps getting suckered into it, huh man?

13 hours ago, SAT said:

Imagine an exact replica of a Malaysian birth certificate in English,  same boxes, same format, same lines, same colors, etc...

Forging official documents, huh man?  

Seriously, we've seen some pretty good attempts, but exact = difficult, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,666]

7 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

Mini-Dave is one month old today.

Fotos of immediate descendant now, immediately DA man.

7 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

Started taking him for walks around the condo complex this week. Sometimes helps him to sleep, but not always

When Mini-B. was tired, not much would work, no man.

But it's great daddy-son bonding, crucial man.

7 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

we're not having guests here until a decent amount of things are open.

The only thing that matters is whether the POTS complex is open, always has always will be man.

7 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

Would go crazy with my parents, PRG, and mini-Dave in a 2BR condo for a week.

Procurement of a new POTS banishes this worry, si man.  Buy yours today, si man!

[TBoneTX 45,666]

9 hours ago, SAT said:

nothing was available anywhere

See above, order POTSs for everyone and finally satisfy them man.