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[Ontarkie 14,324]

Hoping Mrs.TB is soing well and you boys are staying out of trouble? 

 

 

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

On 5/9/2020 at 5:57 AM, SAT said:

How's everyone?

 

It's May 9, like a cold winter day here. Snowing upstate. 

Mother nature playing a joke on us.

It's been more than a month since I last gone to the office for work. 

Still everyday, I get up between 530- 6, as if I had something to do. 

It's like getting out of jail after a life sentence. (Refer to Shawshank)

I speak to the ole big guy who's been gone over a year.

He says he's still not used to it. 

Of course, the pandemic is no help. 

I can't see myself not doing anything. 

It's driving me nuts. 

Question is, what now? 

I noticed New Yorkers are like this. Midwesterners? Not so much, or so I've observed. They are happy to just sit.

I wish I had all that time off. I've been working my contract average of 42 hours a week, picking up extra shifts, working prn somewhere else, and doing all day long zoom classes. #dead I pulled a 4.0 though.  🤘

 

Now, I've just got clinicals for the rest of the year. I get to spend next week in the cath lab. 

 

 

On 5/9/2020 at 1:01 PM, DaveAndAnastasia said:

Last year I lived in Wisconsin (9th grade) and first year I lived upstate (10th) it snowed in May.

 

Yeah, when I was offered a job in San Diego, I took it, and have only been back to central NY once since then ... 🤣

Today is the day I thought about taking my winter tires off because it was finally going to be above freezing at night. 

Edited May 13, 2020 by N-o-l-a

[TBoneTX 45,666]

2 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

I pulled a Many.0

Pulled grade precised, see Nola-B. ma'am.

Educated Nola-B. ma'am!  Educated, EDUCATED Nola-B. ma'am!

2 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Today is the day I thought about taking my winter tires off because it was finally going to be above freezing at night.

     

(One  for each "winter" tyre, how quaint and unnecessary Nola-B. ma'am.)

 

We mowed the full lawn again today, consuming 2 sweatbands man.

We encountered no mosquitoes or hormigas del fuego, no fire ants man.

Texas weather Many, Minnesota weather pathetic, proven Many times man.

[TBoneTX 45,666]

4 hours ago, Scottish Mernymph said:

I ended up with a score of Many ...out of Many

This is either highly impressive or revoltingly embarrassing, si or sigh SM ma'am.

We must withhold judgment until the P-Math is analyzed, si SM ma'am.

However, in general, it is safe to assume that you scored Many out of Many, si SM ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,666]

Mrs. T-B.'s surgery went well, operative she man.

No Fallopian chat allowed in this here thread, no F-chat man.

However, it is safe to imply that Mini-B. shall be our only natural-born offspring, solo wee man.

 

We were told on Mon. that we could merely drop Mrs. T-B. at the hospital and not stay ourself, told we man.

Arrived at o'dark-Many and presumed that we would turn around for the casa, bye she zzz we man.

However, we were then told that we could go to Surgery Waiting, admitted we with she man.

Afterwards, we could go to assigned overnight room, visit we she man.

Accordingly, we were unprepared with reading-material, personal hygiene, & decent attire, uh-oh we man.

 

We enjoyed tasty breakfast/lunch in hospital cafeteria, ingest we man.

Ogled several comely rubias, presumed comely under Virus masks man.

Counted Many00 opportunities for Pre-Owned Toilet Seats to be sold, Many00 rooms man.

 

We nearly fell asleep along with drugged Mrs. T-B., near-zzz on short hospital-room couch man.

However, racket from various in-room technology precluded this, no true zzz for we man.

 

Left a recovering Mrs. T-B. at half-of-half-past Many (2+1) p.m., all day there we man.

Ran 2 errands, one for us one for Mama T-B. man.

At casa, beelined for shower, blessed experience man.

Napped like an illegitimate male child for an hour, zzz we man.

Arose and mowed full lawn, rain predicted later man.

An hour after finishing, steady rain began and has lasted through the current moment, timely man.

 

Read cat magazine with Mini-B. after partying heartily with rubias, all Many invited over man.

Mini-B. currently and somehow occupying entire queen bed, talent demonstrated from infancy man.

 

Will retrieve Mrs. T-B. from hospital sometime on Wed. morning, retrieve we she man.

Hopefully she also underwent a follicular transplant, turn her rubia please medical science man.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

Pulled grade precised, see Nola-B. ma'am.

Educated Nola-B. ma'am!  Educated, EDUCATED Nola-B. ma'am!

     

(One  for each "winter" tyre, how quaint and unnecessary Nola-B. ma'am.)

 

We mowed the full lawn again today, consuming 2 sweatbands man.

We encountered no mosquitoes or hormigas del fuego, no fire ants man.

Texas weather Many, Minnesota weather pathetic, proven Many times man.

Minnesota weather preferred right now. Main job has us wearing gowns on every call and for our several hour long transfers.  They also make us wear at least 2 layers of shirts as part of our uniform. I'm sweating when it is is 30°F without the gown. 

 

 

 

 

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

Mrs. T-B.'s surgery went well, operative she man.

No Fallopian chat allowed in this here thread, no F-chat man.

However, it is safe to imply that Mini-B. shall be our only natural-born offspring, solo wee man.

 

 

 

Will retrieve Mrs. T-B. from hospital sometime on Wed. morning, retrieve we she man.

 

Hope she's doing ok. 

[NikLR 13,230]

18 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Mrs. T-B.'s surgery went well, operative she man.

No Fallopian chat allowed in this here thread, no F-chat man.

However, it is safe to imply that Mini-B. shall be our only natural-born offspring, solo wee man.

 

We were told on Mon. that we could merely drop Mrs. T-B. at the hospital and not stay ourself, told we man.

Arrived at o'dark-Many and presumed that we would turn around for the casa, bye she zzz we man.

However, we were then told that we could go to Surgery Waiting, admitted we with she man.

Afterwards, we could go to assigned overnight room, visit we she man.

Accordingly, we were unprepared with reading-material, personal hygiene, & decent attire, uh-oh we man.

 

We enjoyed tasty breakfast/lunch in hospital cafeteria, ingest we man.

Ogled several comely rubias, presumed comely under Virus masks man.

Counted Many00 opportunities for Pre-Owned Toilet Seats to be sold, Many00 rooms man.

 

We nearly fell asleep along with drugged Mrs. T-B., near-zzz on short hospital-room couch man.

However, racket from various in-room technology precluded this, no true zzz for we man.

 

Left a recovering Mrs. T-B. at half-of-half-past Many (2+1) p.m., all day there we man.

Ran 2 errands, one for us one for Mama T-B. man.

At casa, beelined for shower, blessed experience man.

Napped like an illegitimate male child for an hour, zzz we man.

Arose and mowed full lawn, rain predicted later man.

An hour after finishing, steady rain began and has lasted through the current moment, timely man.

 

Read cat magazine with Mini-B. after partying heartily with rubias, all Many invited over man.

Mini-B. currently and somehow occupying entire queen bed, talent demonstrated from infancy man.

 

Will retrieve Mrs. T-B. from hospital sometime on Wed. morning, retrieve we she man.

Hopefully she also underwent a follicular transplant, turn her rubia please medical science man.

Thats a long time for tubes tied or was this not elective and more medical?

 

**I realize this sounds insensitive.. I hope she's doing well.  I just am always interested in the differences and reasons behind things.**

Edited May 14, 2020 by NikLR

[Cyberfx1024 7,980]

So today has been a mash up of good and bad together.... A buddy of mine from the Marines started a group chat with a short clip of us having fun in Kuwait, and that led on to the guy that made/edited the original video getting on as well. He gave out the googledrive link so that everybody can get a copy of the whole video that he made in 2005. He originally have out DVDs and I lost mine sometime in 2006 when I moved. So this is a welcome day seeing this video and seeing how young I was. 

 

The bad note is that the wife is mad at me right now. She is not really good with computers, so as a IT guy it is frustrating. We had to get on FB videochat so that I can walk her through signing out/in to the Chromebook, and then finding the googlemeet path so that our 6 year old can get on later. 

[NikLR 13,230]

7 hours ago, Cyberfx1024 said:

So today has been a mash up of good and bad together.... A buddy of mine from the Marines started a group chat with a short clip of us having fun in Kuwait, and that led on to the guy that made/edited the original video getting on as well. He gave out the googledrive link so that everybody can get a copy of the whole video that he made in 2005. He originally have out DVDs and I lost mine sometime in 2006 when I moved. So this is a welcome day seeing this video and seeing how young I was. 

 

The bad note is that the wife is mad at me right now. She is not really good with computers, so as a IT guy it is frustrating. We had to get on FB videochat so that I can walk her through signing out/in to the Chromebook, and then finding the googlemeet path so that our 6 year old can get on later. 

That's really cool you can get that video!  I recently found on photobucket (the terrible mess that it is now) a video of my daughter at 2 days old.  🥰 Hubs accidentally deleted a video of him in Djibouti but I had a few photos he'd sent me of that and Iraq.

 

I totally understand being frustrated by people who are not computer literate.  Even my almost 70 year old mother does a decent job so when I hire some kid at work who can't figure out the 5 different ways they can add a person into our system, I want to shake them.  (Same goes when they can't figure out how to use a mop or a broom... then I want to shake their parents.)

 

Generally though if I have an issue with a computer, my husband is like figure it out.  One day I was so angry that he couldn't just help me despite spending over an hour trying to figure out the problem.  Turns out I was TOO specific in my google search. 🤷‍♀️ Who knew

[Cyberfx1024 7,980]

21 minutes ago, NikLR said:

That's really cool you can get that video!  I recently found on photobucket (the terrible mess that it is now) a video of my daughter at 2 days old.  🥰 Hubs accidentally deleted a video of him in Djibouti but I had a few photos he'd sent me of that and Iraq.

 

I totally understand being frustrated by people who are not computer literate.  Even my almost 70 year old mother does a decent job so when I hire some kid at work who can't figure out the 5 different ways they can add a person into our system, I want to shake them.  (Same goes when they can't figure out how to use a mop or a broom... then I want to shake their parents.)

 

Generally though if I have an issue with a computer, my husband is like figure it out.  One day I was so angry that he couldn't just help me despite spending over an hour trying to figure out the problem.  Turns out I was TOO specific in my google search. 🤷‍♀️ Who knew

Yeah I got it and have it saved in multiple locations now so that I won't lose it. I was showing my wife some of the video earlier and she was "OMG, you look so young" . It is a great video and pretty well done by one of the guys who was in to that sort of thing back then.  It was filmed while we were in Kuwait while our Battalion Commander tried to find any job for us to do in Iraq, which took almost a month for him to find us a job doing border enforcement between Kuwait and Iraq

Edited May 14, 2020 by Cyberfx1024

[TBoneTX 45,666]

4 hours ago, Cyberfx1024 said:

you look so young

Just wait, sigh man.

[TBoneTX 45,666]

17 hours ago, NikLR said:

Thats a long time for tubes tied

Uh, something was removed, bye man.

[TBoneTX 45,666]

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Retrieved Mrs. T-B. from hospital in morning, discharged she man.

Pain level not too bad, 2 or Many out of Many man.

She has commandeered Mini-B.'s room, sleep she in wee man's room man.

Mini-B. still proficient at dominate-queen-bed-like-mini-octopus skills, proficient wee man.

Returned to POTS office to overwhelming demand* for our quality product, order yours today man.

     *in number and intensity

[NikLR 13,230]

6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Uh, something was removed, bye man.

Makes sense. Hope she's doing okay. Having to remove bits is scary. 

[TBoneTX 45,666]

Gracias, Niki-B. ma'am, but it was a big "bit," bye man.