Rante Macabre

[TBoneTX 45,598]

We admire your "altitude," si Niki-B. ma'am.

You really seem to be enjoying this job, si Niki-B. ma'am.

 

Our POTS employees all got handsome 0.0000001% raises, lucrative man.

[TBoneTX 45,598]

We feel like WOD (warmed-over death), bad nose-cold man.

At least we're sneezing frequently, always a boon for snot-loosification man.

[Ontarkie 14,305]

6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

*** Ontarklar to see Wed. & Sun., see D ma'am ***

 

Here is convenient ordering information for your Pre-Owned Toilet Seat for this week's National Days, order today man:

 

Mon., January Many'th

National Technology Day = what could possibly be higher technology than a brand-new POTS?

 

Tues., January Many'th

National Bobblehead Day = get a free bobblehead of us, Business Typhoon, with your new POTS

 

Wed., January Many'th

National Snuggle a Chicken Day = do so in celebration after ordering your POTS

 

Thurs., January Many'th

National WONK Day = geeks and wonks get our special discount below on a POTS

 

Fri., January Many'th

National Shareholders Day = gladden our shareholders (us, Business Typhoon) by buying a POTS today

 

Sat., January Many'th

International Parity at Work Day = buy a POTS for each of your colleagues for parity today

 

Sun., January Many'th

National Curried Chicken Day = this delicious product comes smeared on your POTS when you buy one today

 

 

The first Many (only!) customers to mention this ad when ordering will receive a handsome 0.000001% discount off full retail, $i man.  Get your POTS today, whee man!

hugging chickens is good

Curry chicken is gross 

 

37 minutes ago, NikLR said:

Had to give all of my workers a raise because Denver raised their minimum wage.  Since there's nothing stopping landlords from raising their rent in conjunction with this "living wage" raise, it's no longer a living wage. 

 

I should correct that, I had to give 2 people a raise... the rest were already making above but I'm a nice person and gave them raises too. 

Don't you love that. they raise minimum wage and then everything else goes up.

[Asia 2,498]

6 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Don't you love that. they raise minimum wage and then everything else goes up.

And then they explain that everything else goes up, cause people earn more money

[TBoneTX 45,598]

42 minutes ago, Asia said:

And then they explain that everything else goes up, cause people earn more money

Poland has the best system:  everyone earns $Many* and everything costs $Many*, oj tak!

   *in zlotys or Euros or bartered chickens or whatever

[TBoneTX 45,598]

24 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Poland has the best system:  everyone earns $Many* and everything costs $Many*, oj tak!

   *in zlotys or Euros or bartered chickens or whatever

Sorry, oj tak... research results reveal that the form of currency in Poland is Wampum, beads/trinkets man.

[NikLR 13,228]

13 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

hugging chickens is good

Curry chicken is gross 

 

Don't you love that. they raise minimum wage and then everything else goes up.

Yup. The ones most affected by it is the persom who was already making a higher wage and now arent. I dont have to give anyone a raise who's making over the minimum. But as someone who's been at the bottom,  I know how annoying it is to have the new people make the same amount or more than my hardwork has earned me.  The people who this really affects is the ones already making $15 or $16.  Because by 2022 the idea is to have Denver minimum wage at $15.87. They will only get their normal raises or no raise at all until then. 

It's not a living wage when inflation happens.  

It's also weird that one city can have a higher wage than other cities.

[TBoneTX 45,598]

We still have lines and lines of people waiting outside the POTS office, desperate to be hired, desirable employment man.  Our starting pay is $Many/hr, of course man.

[TBoneTX 45,598]

Our cold is in full bloom, 'snot a joke man.

 

We are blow-nosing into actual paper towels and are creating impressive snot-balloons, productive we man.

 

Maybe we can market these as an add-on to a POTS purchase:  "For just $Many more, get an authentic snot-balloon from the famous Business Typhoon, si man!"

[TBoneTX 45,598]

Probably on-line Asia!  Probably, PROBABLY on-line ON-LINE Asia!

[rrobin0609 387]

I don't think until this month I realized how exhausting being an adult actually is.

 

We moved into our house now three weeks ago. We don't have much stuff but there are three boxes that still need to be taken care of. Mostly, its picture frames that I just don't have the motivation to put up after I get home from work. Or do anything with. Tonight my mom is coming over and helping me start to strip wallpaper in the room we are going to use as the baby's nursery officially kicking off home renovations. My husband's car is going to the garage on Friday to get maintenance done so I will be working from home part of next week as he uses my car to get to work. On Saturday and Sunday we will only have one car to coordinate a part exchange to Ikea, him going to work both days, grocery shopping, and other various errands that will need to be done.

 

I need a nap.

[TBoneTX 45,598]

15 hours ago, rrobin0609 said:

I need a nap.

The above qualifies you as an erudite, intelligent, attuned adult, si RR ma'am.

It is also our chief motto, si to zzz man.

[TBoneTX 45,598]

We have found & hired somebody to removed the diseased sweetgum/gumball (not maple) tree at the rental casa, hire we for tree man.

 

Tree was declining visibly over the years, die man.  When we last went into the back yard, rotten branches were all over the ground with some impaled in it, safety hazard man.  Most of these broke or shattered in our hand, goner tree man.

 

The hired outfit wanted $Many, whereas everyone else wanted $Many or even more, big difference man.  As an experienced Business Typhoon, we opted to pay $Many rather than $Many, clear choice man.

 

We had previously removed a couple of sick maples from our actual casa, de-tree man.  Unsure why they were planted at all when maples do poorly here and do much better up north, perplexing man.

[TBoneTX 45,598]

Scintillating repartee in this here thread, yawn man.

[Asia 2,498]

Yeah, looks like people disappeared

Everybody have a nice weekend!