Rante Macabre

[TBoneTX 45,663]

In fact, vet recommended a surprise food choice, amazed we man:

Fancy Feast fish varieties, canned paté man.

We found Many (2+2+2) cans of one such and Many (2+2+1) cans of another such at CVS today, buy all man.

Fed one to Cat T-B., who down-wolfed it in one session, ingest happily miu man.

[TBoneTX 45,663]

 

Here is convenient ordering information for your Pre-Owned Toilet Seat on this week's National Days, order today man:

 

Mon., April Many'th

National Tell a Story Day = tell everyone the story about the new POTS you buy today

 

Tues., April Many'th

National Superhero Day = you'll feel just like one after buying your new POTS

 

Wed., April Many'th

National Zipper Day = unzip yourself and luxuriate atop your new POTS

 

Thurs., April Many'th

National Honesty Day = to be honest, today you should buy a new POTS

 

Fri., May 1st

National Loyalty Day = be loyal to all that is right and good -- buy a POTS today

Global Love Day = spread global love by buying a POTS for yourself and all mankind

 

Sat., May 2nd

National Fitness Day = exercise your privilege of buying a POTS today

 

Sun., May Many'rd

National Paranormal Day = keep ghosts away by buying a POTS today

 

 

The first Many (only!) customers to mention this ad when ordering will receive a handsome 0.0000001% discount off full retail, $i man.  Get your POTS today, whee man!

[TBoneTX 45,663]

Going to bed ridiculously early, zzz we man.

Cat* prep** zzz*** man.

      *water/treat/brush/play with miu

    **prepare ourself for zzz

   ***duh

 

Mornin', Commie- and other babes with refulgent-yet-unallocated upvote inventories!

Edited April 27, 2020 by TBoneTX

[NikLR 13,230]

9 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We stick to grain-free wet glop and minimal-carb dry stuff, si Niki-B. ma'am.

The lower the carbs the less her injection has to be because her blood sugar doesn'tsl spike so bad. In fact with weight loss it's possible for her to come off insulin all together.  Cats get more of a diabetic type 2 than type 1 if you want to put it into human terms.  Dogs are the opposite.  Shes probably getting more exercise than normal now too that it's warm and everyone is home all the time. 

9 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

In fact, vet recommended a surprise food choice, amazed we man:

Fancy Feast fish varieties, canned paté man.

We found Many (2+2+2) cans of one such and Many (2+2+1) cans of another such at CVS today, buy all man.

Fed one to Cat T-B., who down-wolfed it in one session, ingest happily miu man.

Fancy feast tuna is a surprisingly good cat food.  Lol

[TBoneTX 45,663]

4 hours ago, NikLR said:

The lower the carbs the less her injection has to be because her blood sugar doesn'tsl spike so bad. In fact with weight loss it's possible for her to come off insulin all together.  Cats get more of a diabetic type 2 than type 1 if you want to put it into human terms.  Dogs are the opposite.

This is exactly what miu-specialist vet told, si knowledgeable Niki-B. ma'am.

4 hours ago, NikLR said:

Shes probably getting more exercise than normal now too

Considering that she sleeps Many (2x2x2x2+2+1) hours/day, huh Niki-B. ma'am?

4 hours ago, NikLR said:

Fancy feast tuna is a surprisingly good cat food.

We always thought of Fancy Feast as "the McDonalds of miu food," si Niki-B. ma'am.

If it's that healthy, they need to market it* that way, si man.

     *we can help, being a phenomenally successful Business Typhoon in the POTS** industry man

    **order yours today, si man!

[TBoneTX 45,663]

Frazzled Mama T-B. calls us on Mon. morn, frazzled senior she man.

Uncle T-B., newly returned to own casa, has severe exertional shortness of breath, dyspnea man.

(Some of this is normal, COPD and "stable" congestive heart failure senior he man.)

Her first question to him was, "Did you take your pills today, huh man?" ask senior she of senior he man.

"Well, no," was the broken-record answer,  man.

 

Why, man -- WHY, man -- do the elderly not take their [censored] pills, huh man?

[cdneh 3,112]

5 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Frazzled Mama T-B. calls us on Mon. morn, frazzled senior she man.

Uncle T-B., newly returned to own casa, has severe exertional shortness of breath, dyspnea man.

(Some of this is normal, COPD and "stable" congestive heart failure senior he man.)

Her first question to him was, "Did you take your pills today, huh man?" ask senior she of senior he man.

"Well, no," was the broken-record answer,  man.

 

Why, man -- WHY, man -- do the elderly not take their [censored] pills, huh man?

Sometimes they forget. Sometimes they hope the really don't need them. Sometimes they are stubborn.

[cdneh 3,112]

Himself arrived home safe and sound this morning, riding up front with the lovely postie. I felt a bit bad for her, she has never had to deliver a package like it before.  It is rather clearly marked as to what is in it.

Delivering the mail doesn't usually make her cry, she said. 

I am relieved he is home, and none of his family managed to interfere.

[TBoneTX 45,663]

Hugs to you in regard to what's surely your spectrum of emotions, si Eh ma'am.

[NikLR 13,230]

2 hours ago, cdneh said:

Himself arrived home safe and sound this morning, riding up front with the lovely postie. I felt a bit bad for her, she has never had to deliver a package like it before.  It is rather clearly marked as to what is in it.

Delivering the mail doesn't usually make her cry, she said. 

I am relieved he is home, and none of his family managed to interfere.

Happy he is home.  Do you have plans? 

[Ontarkie 14,324]

4 hours ago, cdneh said:

Himself arrived home safe and sound this morning, riding up front with the lovely postie. I felt a bit bad for her, she has never had to deliver a package like it before.  It is rather clearly marked as to what is in it.

Delivering the mail doesn't usually make her cry, she said. 

I am relieved he is home, and none of his family managed to interfere.

Glad he made it home. 

Big hugs

[cdneh 3,112]

3 hours ago, NikLR said:

Happy he is home.  Do you have plans? 

For him? For the moment he is sat on the desk, and not in the family plot

 

I am not doing anything in a hurry, but I think I may make a move West next year or so, so I'm not leaving him anywhere in AR. I know a some people out there, and my son in in Vancouver. Would be good to be closer to him.  He and his husband want me to move in with them, but I can't see myself there. I am not so old as to require care yet.

 

Been doing related paper work all afternoon. Gah.   I am hoping for an early night, the forecast for tomorrow/tomorrow night does not favor Herself, she needs to go in for her shot, and I need to shop and go to the post office.

[trudi 1,317]

7 hours ago, cdneh said:

Himself arrived home safe and sound this morning, riding up front with the lovely postie. I felt a bit bad for her, she has never had to deliver a package like it before.  It is rather clearly marked as to what is in it.

Delivering the mail doesn't usually make her cry, she said. 

I am relieved he is home, and none of his family managed to interfere.

Glad he's home with you

[TBoneTX 45,663]

3 hours ago, cdneh said:

I am not so old as to require care yet.

Just wait, Eh ma'am!  

Meanwhile, and more seriously, you know that we all care for you, si Eh ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,663]

Texas restaurants, stores, malls, and movie theaters reopen May 1, whee man!

Texas Many openings, elsewhere fewer or none, take that man.