Rante Macabre

[TBoneTX 44,690]

Went to supermarket this eve, shop we man.

Found sliced deli-meat at half-off, save we man.

Used paper coupons on cat-glop, save we on behalf of miu man.

Had Many%-off basket coupon, save we man.

Total savings = Many% (2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2+1%), financially savvy Business Typhoon we man.

[TBoneTX 44,690]

Scintillating repartee since our last post, yawn man.

This signifies that everyone is deciding which Pre-Owned Toilet Seats to order, $i man.

[cdneh 3,112]

Home. Herself is moping.

The neighbor over the road who volunteered to cut my grass, well. He cut around the OUTSIDE of the fence, and the lawn itself is a foot high. Also managed to put a rock through my less than two year old siding.

 

And the mice are back. Oh isn't it lovely to be home.

[NikLR 13,227]

12 minutes ago, cdneh said:

Home. Herself is moping.

The neighbor over the road who volunteered to cut my grass, well. He cut around the OUTSIDE of the fence, and the lawn itself is a foot high. Also managed to put a rock through my less than two year old siding.

 

And the mice are back. Oh isn't it lovely to be home.

At least you have a lot to do?  I'm sure she is moping. She probably just doesn't understand.  *hugs* 

[TBoneTX 44,690]

Keeping busy is important during this time, si Eh ma'am.

As for the mice, first blind them, Many (2+1) at a time, then cut off their tails with a carving knife, si Eh ma'am.

And go make friends at the drug-casa, can never have too many friends Eh ma'am.

Edited April 16, 2020 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 44,690]

Wednesday report, see man:

We had Many (2+1) Many-lb. jugs of Nature's Miracle cat litter that was too high-dust, cough we man.

Furthermore, it would jam the rake of the LitterMaid box for which it was purportedly made, go figure man.

We called Chewy.com to learn how to send it back, refund man.

Chewy.com credited us for it and told us to donate it to a shelter locally, amazing man.

Local shelter now proudly owns Many (2+1) jugs of clumping litter, let the cats poop freely man.

 

Then went to Dollar General for stuff, shop we man.

Had everything except soy sauce, mystifying man.

Went to Asian supermarket in same strip center to score some, propitious man.

 

Napped-without-cat for an hour, zzz we man.

[TBoneTX 44,690]

Very currently arguing with plumber about sewer line at rental casa, argue we with he man.

A year ago, he dug up entire sewer line, dig he man.

We presumed that the continual-blockage problem was fixed, presume we man.

 

New renter has had Many (2+2+2) blockages in last 2 months, patient he man.

We learn only today that plumber replaced only a broken part of line, not whole thing man.

He had assured us that the problem was SOLVED, assure he we man.

We just wrote back that we have spent at least as much since the repair as for the repair, soaked we man.

We are waiting to see what he comes back with, decent guy toward us for years man.

[Ontarkie 14,133]

1 hour ago, cdneh said:

Home. Herself is moping.

The neighbor over the road who volunteered to cut my grass, well. He cut around the OUTSIDE of the fence, and the lawn itself is a foot high. Also managed to put a rock through my less than two year old siding.

 

And the mice are back. Oh isn't it lovely to be home.

Poor Herself, I hope she comes around soon. 

 

Well maybe he  was being artistic and giving the yard a new look. 

 

The mice being back will be a forever issue since you are in Arkansas. I can't really say country because of of AR is country  

Set up some bait stations and they will be gone soon enough. 

 

Big hugs 

[Ontarkie 14,133]

10 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Very currently arguing with plumber about sewer line at rental casa, argue we with he man.

A year ago, he dug up entire sewer line, dig he man.

We presumed that the continual-blockage problem was fixed, presume we man.

 

New renter has had Many (2+2+2) blockages in last 2 months, patient he man.

We learn only today that plumber replaced only a broken part of line, not whole thing man.

He had assured us that the problem was SOLVED, assure he we man.

We just wrote back that we have spent at least as much since the repair as for the repair, soaked we man.

We are waiting to see what he comes back with, decent guy toward us for years man.

Oh not good at all. 

15 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Wednesday report, see man:

We had Many (2+1) Many-lb. jugs of Nature's Miracle cat litter that was too high-dust, cough we man.

Furthermore, it would jam the rake of the LitterMaid box for which it was purportedly made, go figure man.

We called Chewy.com to learn how to send it back, refund man.

Chewy.com credited us for it and told us to donate it to a shelter locally, amazing man.

Local shelter now proudly owns Many (2+1) jugs of clumping litter, let the cats poop freely man.

 

Then went to Dollar General for stuff, shop we man.

Had everything except soy sauce, mystifying man.

Went to Asian supermarket in same strip center to score some, propitious man.

 

Napped-without-cat for an hour, zzz we man.

That is good of them to refund you and tell you to donate it. 

[TBoneTX 44,690]

2 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Oh not good at all.

Caucused with bilingual son-of-plumber, bilingual he man.

Last time, only indication of blockage was Many to Many feet from tap into City main, replace just that man.

Rest of old pipe was OK, no holdups or other evidence man.

Current problem is in old pipe where joint broke down, shifting ground man.

 

Good news is that they can replace the rest of the old line starting on Thurs., get right to it man.

Bad news is that it will cost us $Many,000, ouch and  and man.

We did talk them down from $Many,Many00 to $Many,000, still ouch and still  and still  man.

And they assure us of a permanent fix with permanent warranty, at least there's that man.

[Asia 2,494]

9 hours ago, cdneh said:

Home. Herself is moping.

The neighbor over the road who volunteered to cut my grass, well. He cut around the OUTSIDE of the fence, and the lawn itself is a foot high. Also managed to put a rock through my less than two year old siding.

 

And the mice are back. Oh isn't it lovely to be home.

Hugs to you.

[TBoneTX 44,690]

7 hours ago, Asia said:

Hugs to you.

Social-distance-violating Asia!  Social-distance-violating, SOCIAL-DISTANCE-VIOLATING Asia!  

[TBoneTX 44,690]

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Sold a staggering number (Many,000,000) pre-owned toilet seats today, so what else is new man.

 

Uncle T-B. has been moved to a skilled-nursing facility for Many (2+2+1) to Many (2x2x2+2) days, move senior he man.

No phone in room and no visitors allowed, really classy place man.

 

Mama T-B. went to Uncle T-B.'s apartment to find clothes for him, filthy so warsh senior she man.

We took bag of clothes to new facility, service to senior he by we man.

Rang bell and waited outside for Many minutes with employees quite visible inside, steamed we man.

Employee finally saunters up to ask what we want, tell she we man.

Employee goes to find "case manager," saunter off she man.

Waited outside for Many more minutes, steamed we man.

Case managerette finally shows, apologetic she man.

Takes bagged clothes straight to laundry, Covid-Many rules man.

We emphasized need to write Uncle T-B.'s name inside all clothes, hope they did it man.

 

Went to Aldi foods for bagged apples, pancake mix/syrup, & chocolate syrup man.

Paid $Many ($2+2+2+1), deal man.

Even cheaper than Dollar General, in hog heaven we man.

 

Into a bag of potato cheaps now, ingest we man.

[Asia 2,494]

2 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Takes bagged clothes straight to laundry, Covid-Many rules man.

We emphasized need to write Uncle T-B.'s name inside all clothes, hope they did it man.

I hope he gets them. Since you can't call or visit to check that.

[TBoneTX 44,690]

Supportive Asia!  Supportive, SUPPORTIVE Asia!