Rante Macabre

[TBoneTX 45,654]

Scintillating repartee here today, yawn man.

 

We sadly report that zero GSs and zero in-person ESs are itineraried for Sat., sigh man.

However, because none are offered, our impressive weekly-attendance streak remains intact, conclude we man.

[TBoneTX 45,654]

Thrilling Friday report, see man:

 

Mini-B. went aysheep this morning, tearful wee man.

Mrs. T-B. yelled at him for his reluctance to begin on-line skooling, out-of-the-habit wee man.

We told him that the sooner he completed skoolwurk, the sooner he could do what he wanted, reason we to wee man.

Mrs. T-B. again reasoned with him, this time without yelling, reason nonyelling she to wee man.

Mini-B. didn't get started till noon but completed most of what he had to do, achieve wee man.

Before his bedtime, we lounged in bed and watched a Netflix movie, vegetate we & she & wee man.

 

The following goes without saying, broken record man.

We sold a staggering, perhaps break-recording, number of Pre-Owned Toilet Seats*, $i man.

       *buy yours today, si man

Mail Order is booming, locked-down customers man.

However, in-person sales also continue, Essential Business man.

[TBoneTX 45,654]

Scintillating repartee since our scintillating contributions above, yawn man.

 

Half-Thrilling Half-Saturday report, see man:

Ran Many (2+2) errands in about a half-of-half-a-square-mile area, compact man.

Used some expiring-tomorrow store coupons and saved $Many, financially savvy we man.

Also got Many (2x2x2x2) bottles of Powerade Zero in favorite flavor on sale, score we man.

Returned to casa before very cold rain began in earnest, good timing we man.

Outstanding lunch served by Mama-Mrs.-T-B., steak & rice man.

Now it is time for a nap, zzz we man*.

     *unless Mrs. T-B.'s incessant phone-yakking keeps us awake, yak with every Ecu in Ecu she man

[janet3 1,170]

On 4/1/2020 at 12:05 AM, N-o-l-a said:

 

You are not a failure. This pandemic is destroying businesses and lives. There is not much any small business could have done to prepare for it or even predict it.

 

On 4/1/2020 at 12:36 AM, TBoneTX said:

You are NOT a failure, JMany ma'am.  Not not not not not, no JMany ma'am.

Grieve for a while, then consider whatever alternatives are available, si ma'am.

And he's in as few pieces as possible, si JMany ma'am!

 Thank you. Thank you both. I have been taking all of this soooo personally. Like I failed. 

I am trying to get the PPE loan so everyone will be paid and some of our families have been willing to pay (even though they are at home). I got the bank to reduce the loan from 8 grand to 4 grand. I am trying. Desperately. 
But when do you just give up?

[TBoneTX 45,654]

"Nevvah, NEVVAH quit, no JMany ma'am!"  -- Winston Churchill, he man

[TBoneTX 45,654]

Half-Thrilling Other-Half-Saturday report, see man:

 

Napped-without-cat for nearly Many hours, zzz we man.

Accidentally discovered that The Many (2x2x2+2) Commandments was on, tradition man.

Watched with Mini-B. & Mrs. T-B., watch we with wee & she man.

 

Mini-B. understood a lot better this time, up-growing wee man.

He understood that the Angel of Death was a depiction and not real today, scared last time wee man.

He commented about the cartoonish special effects, probably trailblazing at the time* man.

     *Many (2x2x2x2x2x2) years ago, long time man

 

Started laundry extremely late, Many (2x2x2+2+1) p.m. man.

Did first load on speed-warsh, expedite the process man.

Load #1 baking, Load #2 warshing, finish both at about 1 a.m. man.

Dished the warsher at about the same time as Load #1 stopped, half-an-hour-till-midnight man.

Enough for two loads, Mrs. T-B. & Mama-Mrs.-T-B. baked another cake man.

The job of the husband in this casa is never done, no and sigh man.

[TBoneTX 45,654]

Warsher de-dished & LL #2 folded, Many (2+2) a.m. man.

[Asia 2,498]

On 4/2/2020 at 3:40 AM, cdneh said:

If he goes into hospice, he can stay right where he is. He won't be moved from the room he is in, and his Doc is still in charge. They will stop the feeding, no more meds, or insulin. They will still treat his hypertension, and of course see that he is comfortable.

 

I'm so sorry to hear that Stay strong, no matter what ❤️ You said before that you've had a discussion about what to do in a situation like this. I hope this will give you a peace. I can only give you a virtual hug

[Asia 2,498]

On 4/1/2020 at 6:07 AM, janet3 said:

I shut down my business today. I have applied for all of the loans and hopefully we will be able to pay the employees and keep the buildings (including my house next door). Hopefully all of this will work out. I am feeling a bit like a failure.

You're not a failure! You have to think about the future. You have to survive. Keeping my fingers crossed for that ❤️

[NikLR 13,228]

10 hours ago, janet3 said:

 

 Thank you. Thank you both. I have been taking all of this soooo personally. Like I failed. 

I am trying to get the PPE loan so everyone will be paid and some of our families have been willing to pay (even though they are at home). I got the bank to reduce the loan from 8 grand to 4 grand. I am trying. Desperately. 
But when do you just give up?

Almost all of our staff has been furloughed. It sucks but it is what this pandemic has done.  As a whole I hope we come out of this better than the great depression.  

[Ontarkie 14,314]

22 hours ago, janet3 said:

 

 Thank you. Thank you both. I have been taking all of this soooo personally. Like I failed. 

I am trying to get the PPE loan so everyone will be paid and some of our families have been willing to pay (even though they are at home). I got the bank to reduce the loan from 8 grand to 4 grand. I am trying. Desperately. 
But when do you just give up?

Big hugs, I know I'm a fighter and some times fight too long. Listen to your gut and your head not your heart. 

[janet3 1,170]

13 hours ago, NikLR said:

Almost all of our staff has been furloughed. It sucks but it is what this pandemic has done.  As a whole I hope we come out of this better than the great depression.  

I hope so too. I still hope that everything will be okay in a few months I am just trying to keep on keeping on. I have a close relationship with the people I work with....I’m trying to help them complete paperwork and help with food and supplies (I have always been a bit of a hoarder.....not in a “trash piles up to the ceiling way”......more like “I have an extra bottle of ketchup for your meatloaf” way). I think it’s why it’s all getting to me.....I know I have my husband and I (we will be fine) and I work with my best friend and sister (she will be fine). But I created a family.....I just want to make sure they will be fine.....

[TBoneTX 45,654]

 

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[janet3 1,170]

2 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Big hugs, I know I'm a fighter and some times fight too long. Listen to your gut and your head not your heart. 

That’s the problem.....my gut says to “get the hell out now.....do what you love, start over” and my heart says “you have people here that you love and are attached to”.
 

I’m 48 years old married to an Algerian that is unable to file for ROC for the next four months....plus I have 2 big dogs (both 5 years old) that I am unwilling to leave behind. 

 

I haven’t traveled in four years. And I miss it. There’s no words to describe how much I miss it......

 

My gut says to “eeffff it”. And to “live the life you imagined”. I think I’m gonna start working on that.

[TBoneTX 45,654]

3 minutes ago, janet3 said:

“live the life you imagined”. I think I’m gonna start working on that.

First and best way is to order one or more Pre-Owned Toilet Seats, si JMany ma'am.

We recommend that you buy one on Tuesday, Sunday, Friday, Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday, & Monday, si ma'am.

Because you're you, we shall double our Early Bird discount to 0.0000002%, si and irresistible ma'am.