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[TBoneTX 45,604]

Today (Sun.) was Mrs. T-B.'s Many'th birthday, aging she man.

On Sat. eve, we got takeout Mexican food, feast at the casa man.

Today, we went out to get her prescriptions, pharmacy man.

We also bought some roses, show that flag we man.

The new furniture was her present, remind we she man.

 

One card that we gave her was from Cat T-B., miu man.

Inside, we taped some fur from the Cat T-B. brush, plenty of that man.

We wrote, "A gift for your fur-niture, miu man," generous miu man.

Mrs. T-B. is used to this donation, every special occasion man.

[TBoneTX 45,604]

Tomorrow (Mon.) will be our last day at the POTS office for a while, absent we man.

We will bring work back with us, multinational volume purchases etc. man.

This is because Mrs. T-B. goes for a deleted - Fallopian chat hospital operation on Tues., slice she man.

We shall stay with Mrs. T-B. probably overnight till Wed., projected discharge date for she man.

 

We shall excuse ourself from the hospital room frequently, "need fresh air" we man.

The rubias will be intentionally stationed elsewhere in the hospital*, cavort with rubias we man.

Mrs. T-B. will probably be too up-doped to notice, so much the better man.

 

*unless evicted because "we've got no self-control and we don't WANT any," boon and drawback man

[TBoneTX 45,604]

Here is convenient ordering information for your Pre-Owned Toilet Seat for this week's National Days, order today man:

 

Mon., March Many'th

Everything You Do Is Right Day = true only if you order a POTS today

 

Tues., March Many'th

St. Patrick's Day = all toilet-snakes disappear from Ireland & elsewhere when you buy a POTS today

 

Wed., March Many'th

National Supreme Sacrifice Day = suffer no sacrifice -- order a POTS today

National Awkward Moments Day = suffer none of these when you order a POTS today

 

Thurs., March Many'th

First Day of Spring = put that unique spring in your step when you buy a POTS today

 

Fri., March Many'th

National Proposal Day = it is proposed (and undeniable) that you should buy a POTS today

National Kick Butts Day = avoid this ignominy -- order a POTS today

 

Sat., March Many'st

National Common Courtesy Day = be courteous and order everybody a POTS today

 

Sun., March Many'nd

National Goof Off Day = this applies only if you fail to order a POTS, so buy today

 

 

The first Many (only!) customers to mention this ad when ordering will receive a handsome 0.000001% discount off full retail, $i man.  Get your POTS today, whee man!

[Scottish Mernymph 514]

Sending much love & prayers Sidders ❤️

[Ontarkie 14,309]

12 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Tomorrow (Mon.) will be our last day at the POTS office for a while, absent we man.

We will bring work back with us, multinational volume purchases etc. man.

This is because Mrs. T-B. goes for a deleted - Fallopian chat hospital operation on Tues., slice she man.

We shall stay with Mrs. T-B. probably overnight till Wed., projected discharge date for she man.

 

We shall excuse ourself from the hospital room frequently, "need fresh air" we man.

The rubias will be intentionally stationed elsewhere in the hospital*, cavort with rubias we man.

Mrs. T-B. will probably be too up-doped to notice, so much the better man.

 

*unless evicted because "we've got no self-control and we don't WANT any," boon and drawback man

Wishing her a safe surgery and speedy but not to speedy recovery. 

 

Edited March 16, 2020 by Ontarkie

[TBoneTX 45,604]

Of importance, Wed. (Mar. Many'th) is also National Poultry Day, si man.

Every chicken and other poultry-type should be given a Pre-Owned Toilet Seat, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,604]

1 minute ago, Ontarkie said:

not to(o) speedy recovery

The slower the recovery, the more cavorting with the rubias, issue of hope man.

[Ontarkie 14,309]

Just now, TBoneTX said:

The slower the recovery, the more cavorting with the rubias, issue of hope man.

Should be the more spoiling of the Mrs you mean. 

[Ontarkie 14,309]

I canceled all appointments for tomorrow. I'm not taking the Jedi out anywhere or want anything being brought back to him. 

[Scottish Mernymph 514]

Teebs-best of energy to the missus for her op & recoup!
 

[TBoneTX 45,604]

8 minutes ago, Scottish Mernymph said:

Teebs-best of energy to the missus for her op & recoup!

Gracias, si SM ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,604]

15 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Should be the more spoiling of the Mrs you mean. 

Ah, Mama-Mrs.-T-B. is here for that, senior she spoil junior she man.

The rubias are already getting excited and impatient, she men.

[TBoneTX 45,604]

16 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

I canceled all appointments for tomorrow.

You'd better have, what with limited time to order all your chickens their special Pre-Owned Toilet Seats in time for National Poultry Day, si D ma'am!

[cdneh 3,112]

A bit of encouraging news. I went along for rounds this morning. He was totally awake, the sedation had been stopped. He is responding correctly to verbal commands,  and can shake his head yes and no. He has movement  in his left hand and arm, but nowhere else. He does however, have sensation on in all limbs. His labs are fine. He is breathing on his own without ventilator assist, and so has been extubated. Sats are fine as well.

 

The thinking now is that the hypertensive episode he had caused the SOB which in turn precipitated a stroke, the aspiration the pneumonia, and he most likely has not got the virus. Until the test results confirm that he remains isolated.

 

Give them credit, as I can still not go into the room, the nurse thought to ring the call buzzer, and I was allowed to speak to him over the phone. I don't know what his speech is like, he was still tubed at that time. She is positive he  knew it was me on the phone.

I will go back in the morning to see how things are going, and I will ring them tonight after shift change. Progress, a tiny bit, but progress nonetheless.

[NikLR 13,228]

6 hours ago, cdneh said:

A bit of encouraging news. I went along for rounds this morning. He was totally awake, the sedation had been stopped. He is responding correctly to verbal commands,  and can shake his head yes and no. He has movement  in his left hand and arm, but nowhere else. He does however, have sensation on in all limbs. His labs are fine. He is breathing on his own without ventilator assist, and so has been extubated. Sats are fine as well.

 

The thinking now is that the hypertensive episode he had caused the SOB which in turn precipitated a stroke, the aspiration the pneumonia, and he most likely has not got the virus. Until the test results confirm that he remains isolated.

 

Give them credit, as I can still not go into the room, the nurse thought to ring the call buzzer, and I was allowed to speak to him over the phone. I don't know what his speech is like, he was still tubed at that time. She is positive he  knew it was me on the phone.

I will go back in the morning to see how things are going, and I will ring them tonight after shift change. Progress, a tiny bit, but progress nonetheless.

Glad to hear some positive news! Sending you two positive thoughts and energy.  *virtual hugs*