Rante Macabre

[janet3 1,170]

On 3/7/2020 at 7:35 PM, Ontarkie said:

Got more chicks today. 

 

Planning what I need to grab to paint my kitchen next. 

 

And of course laundry 

How many chickens do you have?? My sister has 6 and four are laying....she eats eggs and hotdogs for supper every day 🤢

[cdneh 3,112]

Off to TN to see the transplant team in the O dark early, 6 months early. Himself needs a tune-up.  Herself has seen the baggage and suspects she is off to the V.E.T.  She is right. No idea how long for, 'plan on staying for a few days".

[TBoneTX 44,791]

4 hours ago, janet3 said:

How many chickens do you have??

The answer, JMany ma'am, is obvious:  MANY, si and cluck and  JMany ma'am.

4 hours ago, janet3 said:

My sister has Many and Many are laying

Well, THIS sure narrows it down, si and sigh JMany ma'am.

4 hours ago, janet3 said:

she eats eggs and hotdogs for supper every day

Never heard of a chicken laying, or being made into, a hot dog, no JMany ma'am.

Actually, there ARE chicken hotdogs, on second thought man...

Thanks to everyone's inaction, our reputation-point lead has shrunk to Many (2x2x2-1) points at this writing, desperate man!

[Ontarkie 14,144]

15 hours ago, janet3 said:

How many chickens do you have?? My sister has 6 and four are laying....she eats eggs and hotdogs for supper every day 🤢

Close to 50 with this new batch of chicks. These are straight run so I expect plenty of roosters to rehome. 

 

I'm about to make an omelet now. Eggs and hogs dogs does not sound appealing. We do breakfast for supper a lot but hotdogs are not included. 

[janet3 1,170]

7 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Close to 50 with this new batch of chicks. These are straight run so I expect plenty of roosters to rehome. 

 

I'm about to make an omelet now. Eggs and hogs dogs does not sound appealing. We do breakfast for supper a lot but hotdogs are not included. 

My sister has some “Easter Eggers” (I think that’s what she called them). They lay blue eggs. Mr. Wonderful was NOT going to eat the blue eggs until his brother informed him that they sell them in France....Mr Wonderful then tried this “crazy egg” and I think he was really upset that the inside wasn’t blue too...:.

[TBoneTX 44,791]

4 hours ago, janet3 said:

he was really upset that the inside wasn’t blue too

3x - 2y + (2x+3y) - 4xy = blue insides, si and  man.

By the way, our reputation-point lead is down to Many (2+1), get cracking everyone man.

[TBoneTX 44,791]

12 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Eggs and hogs dogs

What's a hog-dog, huh D ma'am?  Some inbred critter (not human, this time) in Arkansas, huh ma'am?

12 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

hotdogs are not included

Hot dogs are one of the major food groups, si and  D ma'am!!!!!

1 minute ago, TBoneTX said:

By the way, our reputation-point lead is down to Many (2+1), get cracking everyone man.

See above, see man.

[TBoneTX 44,791]

By the way, have we mentioned that our reputation-point lead has shrunk to Many (2+1), huh man?

And no, man; surrender is not an option, no man.

[SAT 9,609]

On 3/7/2020 at 8:35 PM, Ontarkie said:

Got more chicks today. 

 

Planning what I need to grab to paint my kitchen next. 

 

And of course laundry 

 

I need Skell-gel, can you get your hands on some? 

 

They should have plenty in stock, hillbillies don't use that stuff. 

It's like zombieland in NYC. Store shelves are empty. 

Like a ghost town outside. 

They're stealing car radios again. 

But that's because of the criminal justice reform/ Criminal protection agenda. 

And the stupid dumass new discovery laws. 

The Assistant District Attorneys are dropping like flies here. 

No one gets prosecuted. 

Revolving door policy again. 

No one ever goes to jail

Index crimes up 50-60% Since 1-1-2020

I'm up to my nose here.

But I found 3 guys to fill the vacancies. 

Lets see how that goes. 

 

The kid pulled a Hat trick, won the science fair, third time in 4 years. 

I can't keep up with this kid...

 

 

 

 

 

[SAT 9,609]

Things in short supply here....

 

Sanitizer gel, being gouged at 1000% retail. 

Antibacterial soap

Disinfectant spray/ wipes

Toilet paper

Vitamins

Aloe gel and alcohol (To make your own sanitizer)

Face masks, again, gouged at 1-2000% retail. 

And the entire internet is out of stock. 

 

All the fooks went around buying all these products from the major retailers, and are gouging them at the 99 cent stores. 

See why I've always said that I hate fooks? 

First they bring the virus. Then they gouge the prices. 

 

I had a good supply on hand before all this. So I didn't fall victim to this gouging. 

But my wife's friends are all asking for supplies....

I threw it in her face. "Remember how every time I buy something, you start b-ctchin'?" 

 

 

 

Stretch....check your messages! 

[SAT 9,609]

 

 

Thank heavens I had an account with ULine...

They're only selling to existing customers. 

And up until a few days ago, they still had everything in stock. 

[SAT 9,609]

https://nypost.com/2020/03/11/coronavirus-conference-canceled-in-new-york-because-of-coronavirus/

[Ontarkie 14,144]

18 hours ago, janet3 said:

My sister has some “Easter Eggers” (I think that’s what she called them). They lay blue eggs. Mr. Wonderful was NOT going to eat the blue eggs until his brother informed him that they sell them in France....Mr Wonderful then tried this “crazy egg” and I think he was really upset that the inside wasn’t blue too...:.

I love my Easter eggers, I have some blue and some green eggs. I have a few ppl who by eggs and think the blue ones taste better. Sure save me time from having to dye eggs next month. 

 

13 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

What's a hog-dog, huh D ma'am?  Some inbred critter (not human, this time) in Arkansas, huh ma'am?

Hot dogs are one of the major food groups, si and  D ma'am!!!!!

See above, see man.

5 hours ago, SAT said:

 

I need Skell-gel, can you get your hands on some? 

 

They should have plenty in stock, hillbillies don't use that stuff. 

It's like zombieland in NYC. Store shelves are empty. 

Like a ghost town outside. 

They're stealing car radios again. 

But that's because of the criminal justice reform/ Criminal protection agenda. 

And the stupid dumass new discovery laws. 

The Assistant District Attorneys are dropping like flies here. 

No one gets prosecuted. 

Revolving door policy again. 

No one ever goes to jail

Index crimes up 50-60% Since 1-1-2020

I'm up to my nose here.

But I found 3 guys to fill the vacancies. 

Lets see how that goes. 

 

The kid pulled a Hat trick, won the science fair, third time in 4 years. 

I can't keep up with this kid...

 

 

 

 

 

Things haven't seemed to crazy here yet, but we have our first probable case here as of today. 

 

Yay for winning the science fair. 

 

5 hours ago, SAT said:

Things in short supply here....

 

Sanitizer gel, being gouged at 1000% retail. 

Antibacterial soap

Disinfectant spray/ wipes

Toilet paper

Vitamins

Aloe gel and alcohol (To make your own sanitizer)

Face masks, again, gouged at 1-2000% retail. 

And the entire internet is out of stock. 

 

All the fooks went around buying all these products from the major retailers, and are gouging them at the 99 cent stores. 

See why I've always said that I hate fooks? 

First they bring the virus. Then they gouge the prices. 

 

I had a good supply on hand before all this. So I didn't fall victim to this gouging. 

But my wife's friends are all asking for supplies....

I threw it in her face. "Remember how every time I buy something, you start b-ctchin'?" 

 

 

 

Stretch....check your messages! 

I know Kroger put a limit of toilet paper lol 

 

Boy #3 said Home depot  has been sold out of masks and something else for 3 months now.

 I bought some cheap masks at the dollar store but I was just wanting them for sanding and scrapping. I removed the popcorn ceiling from the kitchen. Been busy with that. 

 

Ok off to go back and check if the dust settled enough to tell whether I need to sand more. 

 

[TBoneTX 44,791]

11 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I bought some cheap masks at the dollar store

Music to our ears, si and ahhhhhh D ma'am.

11 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I was just wanting them for sanding and scrapping.

Depending on what you decided to scrap, we really have to sand it to you, si D ma'am.

[TBoneTX 44,791]

On 3/11/2020 at 12:08 AM, TBoneTX said:

By the way, have we mentioned that our reputation-point lead has shrunk to Many (2+1), huh man?

And no, man; surrender is not an option, no man.

By the way, have we mentioned that our reputation-point lead is now a NEGATIVE Many (2+2+1), huh man?

Counter this outrage immediately by contributing in the only sensible way, si man.