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[TBoneTX 45,603]

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[Ontarkie 14,307]

19 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

See below, see D ma'am:

See above, see D ma'am.

Sorry it's all I could think of. Pain sucks, wish I had some magic wand to know how things would work out. 

 

 

[TBoneTX 45,603]

3 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Sorry it's all I could think of. Pain sucks, wish I had some magic wand to know how things would work out.

Gracias, si D ma'am.

We do sell a Pre-Owned Toilet Seat model that reduces back pain, but we're too cheap to buy one, too bad man.

[TBoneTX 45,603]

23 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

can of corn

Mrs. T-B. served this as part of din-din, yet another winning purchase at an ES by we man.

[TBoneTX 45,603]

Rant, see man:

 

Fat people should be banned from attending, and even attempting to enter, Estate Sales, si and grrrr man.

 

We have ranted, si man.

[Ontarkie 14,307]

OMG I want to wring the dog's neck. He shewed up the Jedi's glasses. 

[NikLR 13,228]

55 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

OMG I want to wring the dog's neck. He shewed up the Jedi's glasses. 

That's annoying.  My dog chewed mine once too.  I totally understand the feeling of being a pet lover and wanting to never have one again. 

[DaveAndAnastasia 2,093]

1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

OMG I want to wring the dog's neck. He shewed up the Jedi's glasses. 

I lost a pair of glasses in consecutive summers to a rogue basketball (once close enough to when I'd need to leave to get back to college that I was worried about it; due to going to high school around Syracuse I love basketball, even if I'm not very good at it ...), but the family dog never got to them ...🤣

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

On 12/30/2019 at 1:10 AM, TBoneTX said:

Absent silent Nola-B. ma'am!  Absent, ABSENT silent SILENT Nola-B. ma'am!

 

 

I come here just to rant today. 

 

But I can't.

 

Also I have a headache after one of classmates gave me a bag of IV fluids today and I'm not sure why. 

[Ontarkie 14,307]

2 hours ago, NikLR said:

That's annoying.  My dog chewed mine once too.  I totally understand the feeling of being a pet lover and wanting to never have one again. 

I expect weird stuff from my lab, but this guy is so low to the ground he's practically part of it. I think he is having issues from the loss of Daisy (other mini doxy). 

Thankfully I bought the insurance expecting the Jedi to destroy them. I only had to pay 41$ to get a new pair and the insurance will still cover the new pair until the original date.

 

2 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

I lost a pair of glasses in consecutive summers to a rogue basketball (once close enough to when I'd need to leave to get back to college that I was worried about it; due to going to high school around Syracuse I love basketball, even if I'm not very good at it ...), but the family dog never got to them ...🤣

Oh my goodness. Good thing that is all you lost. 

1 hour ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

I come here just to rant today. 

 

But I can't.

 

Also I have a headache after one of classmates gave me a bag of IV fluids today and I'm not sure why. 

Oh no, I hope you feel better soon. 

[DaveAndAnastasia 2,093]

9 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Oh my goodness. Good thing that is all you lost. 

Frames were wrecked, but the lenses didn't shatter or anything.

 

Even if a teenage boy is an unathletic nerd, he's still a teenage boy  

Probably will need to remember this when mini-Dave gets older (T-2 months until due date).

[cdneh 3,112]

7 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

OMG I want to wring the dog's neck. He shewed up the Jedi's glasses. 

Herself has taken up riffling the bin by my desk for tissues. She chews them up and spreads them all over the place. I didn't think she was actually eating them, but I wonder.

Two  nights ago Himself woke me up at 0400. "I think the dog did something in the hall". He can't see well enough anymore to know what, and yes siree she had. And twice after I had cleaned up no less. She looked properly embarrassed. I've taken to putting the bin up at night.

[cdneh 3,112]

I took Himself off to his specialist appointment today. The Doc did not know why we were there. Yay VA, oh well done!

 

He thought he could find out anything he needed to know from Himself, and I was told, quite firmly, to let him answer his own questions. Certainly Sir, off you go, ask away!

 

But Himself can't do that, can he. He has no idea of what happened, or when it happened, or the outcome of most of it. It's difficult to maintain the chronology when you are in ICU for 6 weeks. He has no idea of what meds he takes, other than a few, and there are 26 others. No idea what they are for, what time of day he takes it, none of that. He can't half hear what's said, and he can't see well enough to read.

 

And being my good humored self, I let the Doc flounder. And yes I waited until he asked me for the answers. And once I had done that, I let him very well have it. I've been in the position of having to advocate, to interfere in some of the hair-brained ideas these people come up with for years.  I speak for him because he cannot do it for himself.

 

And no, you silly little man, it is NOT a good idea to reduce the amount of anti rejection medication he is on. You will not take away. You will not add. This ship is sailed by the transplant team in TN and that is the bottom line.

 

 

 

[Ontarkie 14,307]

2 hours ago, cdneh said:

Herself has taken up riffling the bin by my desk for tissues. She chews them up and spreads them all over the place. I didn't think she was actually eating them, but I wonder.

Two  nights ago Himself woke me up at 0400. "I think the dog did something in the hall". He can't see well enough anymore to know what, and yes siree she had. And twice after I had cleaned up no less. She looked properly embarrassed. I've taken to putting the bin up at night.

Ollie will leave gifts if he is left out of his crate. He likes it in there so at least he's happy. 

 

2 hours ago, cdneh said:

I took Himself off to his specialist appointment today. The Doc did not know why we were there. Yay VA, oh well done!

 

He thought he could find out anything he needed to know from Himself, and I was told, quite firmly, to let him answer his own questions. Certainly Sir, off you go, ask away!

 

But Himself can't do that, can he. He has no idea of what happened, or when it happened, or the outcome of most of it. It's difficult to maintain the chronology when you are in ICU for 6 weeks. He has no idea of what meds he takes, other than a few, and there are 26 others. No idea what they are for, what time of day he takes it, none of that. He can't half hear what's said, and he can't see well enough to read.

 

And being my good humored self, I let the Doc flounder. And yes I waited until he asked me for the answers. And once I had done that, I let him very well have it. I've been in the position of having to advocate, to interfere in some of the hair-brained ideas these people come up with for years.  I speak for him because he cannot do it for himself.

 

And no, you silly little man, it is NOT a good idea to reduce the amount of anti rejection medication he is on. You will not take away. You will not add. This ship is sailed by the transplant team in TN and that is the bottom line.

 

 

 

Oh this is ridiculous. I hate hate hate doctors like this. Glad you let him have it. 

[TBoneTX 45,603]

Rant, see man:

We are within Many00 points of losing first place in the VJ Reputation Point standings, sigh man.

We have been implying this danger for months, verily man.

But has anyone really responded in the allocatable way, huh man?

Negatory, man.

We would appreciate some largesse from all and in a hurry, si and gracias man.