Rante Macabre

[SAT 9,609]

2 hours ago, NikLR said:

Yes. Work a few days. Have a day off. Do work at home. Go back to work. It’s a never ending cycle of not relaxing. 

 

You know, I always did more relaxing at work than I did home....

Well, for the last 10 years or so anyway. 

 

OK I'm not talkin to you guys no mo, going to Joisey to look at a JD Gator...

 

[cdneh 3,112]

10 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Things in short supply, see man:

 

 

2.  Posts from Eh ma'am and Asia, bad BAD Eh ma'am EH MA'AM and Asia ASIA!

 

I'm still doing the reno. Just finishing in the kitchen this week. Today I prime and paint he last four cabinet doors of eighteen. Yesterday I lugged 8 cartons of new flooring from the car to the house. 52 lbs per carton. Dull reading...eh?

[SAT 9,609]

3 hours ago, cdneh said:

I'm still doing the reno. Just finishing in the kitchen this week. Today I prime and paint he last four cabinet doors of eighteen. Yesterday I lugged 8 cartons of new flooring from the car to the house. 52 lbs per carton. Dull reading...eh?

Get some sort of material handling equipment. 

 

[SAT 9,609]

 

I bought the gator...

[NikLR 13,228]

8 hours ago, cdneh said:

I'm still doing the reno. Just finishing in the kitchen this week. Today I prime and paint he last four cabinet doors of eighteen. Yesterday I lugged 8 cartons of new flooring from the car to the house. 52 lbs per carton. Dull reading...eh?

Quite the work out

[TBoneTX 45,598]

15 hours ago, cdneh said:

1.  Today I prime and paint

2.  Dull reading...eh?

1.  Resurfaced* Eh Ma'am!  Resurfaced*, RESURFACED* Eh ma'am!

          *in more than one sense, worth an upvote man

 

2.  You're obviously rusty at posting, si Eh ma'am.

Your post is a complete violation of all P-Math principles, si and  Eh ma'am!

Edited January 24, 2021 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,598]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

We sought to attend a GS and Many (2+2+1) ESs, ambitious we man.

However, we got going far later than usual, noon o'clock man (see next message, see man).

 

The scheduled GS was phantom, grrrr man, but we stumbled upon another, serendipity man.

We skipped 2 ESs, too far to go when tired man.

Two of the remaining Many ESs were rip-off places, grrr man.

The take, see man:

   -- nearly full roll plastic wrap = $1, deal man

   -- 2 packs large + 1 pack small party plates = $2, deal man

Total = $Many ($2+1)

[TBoneTX 45,598]

Non-GS/ES Saturday report, see man:

 

Awoke with little energy on dreary day, want-more-zzz we man.

Got going at half-past Many a.m., awfully late man.

Decided to run errands first, made geographical sense man.

   -- Post Office, mail letters man

   -- Aldi, get there before all disappeared on a Saturday man

   -- dry-cleaners, be sure to make drop man

Was noon o'clock when returned to the casa with groceries, lunchtime man.

Ingested can of chili just bought at Aldi, efficiently not having to cupboard it man.

 

On way back from GS/ES-ing, went to CVS with coupons, use-or-lose man.

By virtue of store/manufacturer coupons + ExtraBucks, saved Many%* off purchase, steal man.

     *(2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2)%

Stopped at Mexican market for Mini-B.'s fruits, needed individual numbers of them man.

 

Napped like a house-miu for hour + half, much-needed zzz man.

Could sleep on formerly bad side, hip-injection successful man.

 

Balanced checkbook for last year, took several straightforward hours man.

Got exhausted appending so many 000,000,000s to all balances, Business Typhoon we man.

Balancing act uneventful, long job done man.

 

Watched late news on TV, informed we man.

Miu awoke from hours-long miunap and sat on our lap for half an hour, heavenly man.

 

Dished the warsher, must de-dish man.

Then cat prep zzz man.

[cdneh 3,112]

23 hours ago, SAT said:

Get some sort of material handling equipment. 

 

I have got a dolly, but what worked in the end was opening up the cartons while they were still in the car, and then carrying in a few at a time.

[TBoneTX 45,598]

 

Here is convenient ordering information for your Pre-Owned Toilet Seat on the upcoming week's National Days, order today man:

 

Mon., January Many'th

National Opposite Day = be opposite to naysayers and buy a POTS today

 

Tues., January Many'th

National Spouses Day = buy your spouse (or, if single, someone else's spouse) a POTS today

 

Wed., January Many'th

National Chocolate Cake Day = your newly ordered POTS comes slathered with this

 

Thurs., January Many'th

National Have Fun At Work Day = what better fun than the envy at work when you show off your new POTS today

 

Fri., January Many'th

Thank Your Mentor Day = thank us for insisting that you order a POTS today

 

Sat., January Many'th

Fruitcake Toss Day = toss any fruitcake who refuses to buy a POTS

 

Sun., January Many'st

National Backward Day = look backward to see eager hordes running to buy a POTS today

 

The first Many (only!) customers to mention this ad when ordering will receive a handsome 0.0000001% discount off full retail, $i man.  Get your POTS today, whee man!

Edited January 25, 2021 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,598]

9 hours ago, cdneh said:

what worked in the end was opening up the cartons while they were still in the car

Open-cartoning Eh ma'am!  Open-cartoning, OPEN-CARTONING Eh ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,598]

The title of the new thread (previously approved by means of Many upvotes) is recommended to be, see man:

Save The Last Rants For Me, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,598]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Did not leave the casa, perfect Sunday man.

Having gotten to bed at Many (2+2) a.m., we slept in till half-past Many (2x2x2+1) a.m., zzz we man.

Miu was already zooming around like a wildmiu, wild miu man.

 

Subdued our one laundry load + ironing, Thread Laundress report man.

Decluttered and off-cleaned kitchen counter & table, necessary man.

Discovered that we have zero bottles of spray-cleaner in casa, must've been taken man.

 

Carefully confirmed pre-AFV arrival time for Mini-B., yeah right man.

Unsuccessfully napped, too-up-keyed-for-zzz we man.

Received Mini-B. after half of AFV was over,   &    man.

Supervised Mini-B.'s bedtime prep, prep zzz wee man.

Read with Mini-B. from Jack & Jill Magazine and Follett book about butterflies, interesting man.

Mini-B. zzz'd surprisingly quickly, rapid zzz wee man.

 

Wind blowing hard outside but should be short-pants weather on Mon., Texas weather Many man.

[NikLR 13,228]

First regional manager visit tomorrow. Wish me luck! 

[TBoneTX 45,598]

5 minutes ago, NikLR said:

First regional manager visit tomorrow. Wish me luck! 

Gift him with a Pre-Owned Toilet Seat and your stellar rating is assured, history proves it Niki-B. ma'am.