Rante Macabre

[TBoneTX 45,599]

By the way, the Polish television network is not CNN, but rather CZYK, oj tak.

It broadcasts on Channel Many, oj tak.

Edited January 7, 2021 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,599]

Scintillating repartee Thursday, yawn man.

[NikLR 13,228]

yesterday was my first day off this week... Now I gotta wait until sunday again.  gotta go to work for another 11 hours. WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[TBoneTX 45,599]

18 hours ago, NikLR said:

yesterday was my first day off this week... Now I gotta wait until sunday again.  gotta go to work for another Many hours. WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Number of joyous work hours precised, see man.

Mantled-with-leadership-responsibilities Niki-B. ma'am!  Mantled-with-leadership-responsibilities, MANTLED-WITH-LEADERSHIP-RESPONSIBILITIES Niki-B. ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,599]

Thrilling Friday report, see man:

 

In morning, miu raced around like a major wildmiu on a caffeine high, wild miu man.

Jumped atop everything jumpable, jump miu man.

Jumped into everything possible, Mini-B.'s toy bins man.

Chewed newspaper and notebook paper, chew miu man.

Vigorously attacked scratching-post, self-manicure miu man.

Wouldn't stop until we tossed Many miu-toys to chase, miu chase miu toys man.

Many minutes later, miu comatose atop Miu Tower, zzz miu man.

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Retrieved T-B.-mobile from body shop, retrieve we man.

Rear and front like absolute new, perfect man.

Shop also detailed interior like we've NEVER seen, not one speck of dust man.

 

Windshield replaced while in shop as part of separate glass claim, two birds one stone man.

We are now in a chariot befitting our status as a filthy-rich Business Typhoon, POTS* industry man.

       *buy yours today, si man

[NikLR 13,228]

What exactly do you drive t bone

[TBoneTX 45,599]

14 hours ago, NikLR said:

What exactly do you drive t bone

When not being chauffeured by Smedley or Jeeves in the POTS stretch Rolls-Royce limousine, we drive a Chevrolet Impala, best car ever man.

[TBoneTX 45,599]

19 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Friday report, see man:

Addendum to above report, add we man:

 

Around Many (2x2x2) p.m., went to Costco, only time to go man.

They didn't have the ONE item that we hoped to get, bought Many (2+1) others only man.

Blew down to Aldi half-of-half an hour before they closed, just made it we man.

Found everything, cheap bill man.

Being the last customer, we corraled Many (2+2) stray carts from their lot, helpful we man.

We thus collected the half-of-half-bucks stuck in the chain slots, earn $1 we man.

This reaffirms our status as an impressive Business Typhoon, always profiting man.

[TBoneTX 45,599]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

Itineraried one GS and one ES, other things to do also man.

ES, as expected, was worthless, theirs always are man.

The take from the GS, see man:

  -- Spiderman t-shirt for Mini-B. = $1, deal man

Total = $1

 

If not raining on Sun., we might hit a GS in the opposite direction, envision we man.

[TBoneTX 45,599]

Saturday non-GS/ES report, see man:

 

Got late start, after Many (2x2x2+2) a.m. man.

Hit the dry-cleaner, drop off we man.

Hit the bank, red carpet and genuflecting supplication/adoration for we man.

 

Lunched at Mexican restaurant and got flirted at by waitress, sadly not a rubia man.

 

T-B.-mobiled to last area Sears store, closing forever man.

Found Many pants for Mini-B. at Many% ([2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 + 2+1]% off man.

Found black dress-shoes for ourself at the same Many% off, invest in dapper self we man.

Spent total of $Many, probably last time at any Sears man.

Closest remaining Sears is Many00 miles away, not commuting distance sigh man.

What a revoltin' state of affairs, sigh man.

 

Up-cheered self by visiting second-favorite resale store, thrifty we man.

Found more stuff for Mini-B., all on discounted tag-colors man.

Left with full bag of same for under $Many ($2x2x2), steal man.

 

Bought remaining feed-Mini-B.-next-week items at Mexican supermarket, great produce section man.

 

Returned to casa and bored miu at Many (2+2) p.m., exhausted we man.

Took semisuccessful siesta, semi-zzz we man.

Miu took fully successful siesta, engrained and well-practiced man.

[TBoneTX 45,599]

It has already started to rain a little, sigh man.

The T-B.-mobile remained spotless on Saturday, Texas weather Many man.

We may skip the Sunday ES purely to preserve the T-B.-mobile's pristine look, enjoy same we man.

At least, courtesy of our conscientious Sat. effort, our weekly streak is still intact, years of same man.

[TBoneTX 45,599]

Note to self, self-note we man:  Keep miu off computer keyboard, miu typing man.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

On 11/16/2020 at 8:57 PM, Cyberfx1024 said:

I saw something funny today while driving and I immediately thought of this group. I was driving around doing errands on my day off and I saw a "Dane Life" sticker on the back of a car in front of me. 

 

On 11/16/2020 at 8:59 PM, SAT said:

It was Dutch running away from Trophie...

 

With how terrible of a wife I've been this past year, that I wouldn't doubt.  

 

Thankfully, it is over, and I now get to do significantly less of the driving of the wee-woo wagon and more of the report writing.   Plus, I can now stick to my regular schedule of 2 days a week at work instead of living at several different hospitals/stations 7 days a week. 

 

Also,

 

 

 

 

Edited January 10, 2021 by N-o-l-a

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Rant:  A couple of weeks ago I gave myself the wonderful gift of plastic surgery for finally finishing this very difficult year. Got a tummy tuck, flank lipo, and chin lipo.  My surgeon is pretty far away (yah for rural areas).  Recovery has been terrible.  It is still a struggle to stand up straight and I'm not sleeping well because I have to be on my back.

 

And the chin lipo....looked amazing the first day. However, my surgeon doesn't believe in compression garments and it got super swollen at one week, like the size of a golf ball just sitting a little south of the incision. It is now maybe 60% that size, but it looks weird.  Tried to aspirate it a couple of times and nothing and my follow-up isn't until next week.  🤬  You can't tell when I'm wearing a mask, but it looks weird from the side, really weird. 

 

I know I'm still swollen all over and can just now even just uncomfortably button the pants I wore beforehand, so there is still more.... but it is hard to hide when it is in a visible place.

 

[trudi 1,317]

5 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

Rant:  A couple of weeks ago I gave myself the wonderful gift of plastic surgery for finally finishing this very difficult year. Got a tummy tuck, flank lipo, and chin lipo.  My surgeon is pretty far away (yah for rural areas).  Recovery has been terrible.  It is still a struggle to stand up straight and I'm not sleeping well because I have to be on my back.

 

And the chin lipo....looked amazing the first day. However, my surgeon doesn't believe in compression garments and it got super swollen at one week, like the size of a golf ball just sitting a little south of the incision. It is now maybe 60% that size, but it looks weird.  Tried to aspirate it a couple of times and nothing and my follow-up isn't until next week.  🤬  You can't tell when I'm wearing a mask, but it looks weird from the side, really weird. 

 

I know I'm still swollen all over and can just now even just uncomfortably button the pants I wore beforehand, so there is still more.... but it is hard to hide when it is in a visible place.

 

I know nothing about plastic surgery but hope you feel better soon and the results are what you wanted

 

Apparently the Alabama coronavirus arrives like a mild cold then goes away and just as you get all smug about how easy it was comes back like a tornado. Can't say I recommend it and not sure it's done yet