Rante Macabre

[TBoneTX 44,787]

Thrilling Saturday report, no GSs or ESs discussed here man:

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. was to pick up Mini-B. for the morning, pick up wee she man.

However, she called to say that she'd blown a front tyre* on the Ex-Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, blew it she man.

          *British spelling, only acceptable one man

She had hit a curb, no reason given but much speculation as to why,  man.

Tyre apparently in tatters, polymeric molecules everywhere man.

 

She called AAA courtesy of our largesse in leaving her on our account, expires in June anyway man.

 

We told her that both front tyres were nearing end of life anyway, near-dead tyres man.

We recommended the following in more detail than shown here, see Cliff Notes man:

   1.  Replace both front tyres with new ones, also placed up front, do this man.

   2.  Or, replace only the blown tyre and rotate (good) back tyres up front, do this man.

Of course, she buys ONE tyre and now has a mismatch up front,       man.

She says, "I'll rotate them later when I use that coupon that you gave me, wait till then man."

And now she intends to drive Mini-B. around on one new tyre and one near-bald tyre, egad man.

Shoot us now, please, end our misery man.

[NikLR 13,227]

On 1/1/2021 at 9:27 PM, TBoneTX said:

Completely lost, but you have an honest face so we trust you, si Managerial Niki-B. ma'am.

Parts store. So we sell parts to service shops not just diy people. So we call that “commercial”.  A hub is like a warehouse. They have more parts than we do at the stores. 

[NikLR 13,227]

13 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Saturday report, no GSs or ESs discussed here man:

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. was to pick up Mini-B. for the morning, pick up wee she man.

However, she called to say that she'd blown a front tyre* on the Ex-Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, blew it she man.

          *British spelling, only acceptable one man

She had hit a curb, no reason given but much speculation as to why,  man.

Tyre apparently in tatters, polymeric molecules everywhere man.

 

She called AAA courtesy of our largesse in leaving her on our account, expires in June anyway man.

 

We told her that both front tyres were nearing end of life anyway, near-dead tyres man.

We recommended the following in more detail than shown here, see Cliff Notes man:

   1.  Replace both front tyres with new ones, also placed up front, do this man.

   2.  Or, replace only the blown tyre and rotate (good) back tyres up front, do this man.

Of course, she buys ONE tyre and now has a mismatch up front,       man.

She says, "I'll rotate them later when I use that coupon that you gave me, wait till then man."

And now she intends to drive Mini-B. around on one new tyre and one near-bald tyre, egad man.

Shoot us now, please, end our misery man.

You could tell her your son is not entering the unsafe vehicle no way man 

[TBoneTX 44,787]

4 hours ago, NikLR said:

You could tell her your son is not entering the unsafe vehicle no way man 

We let her have it in an e-mail last night after transgressions with Mini-B.'s energy level and bedtime, si Niki-B. ma'am.  Unfortunately, must depend on her return to good sense during "her" week, si and sigh man.

[TBoneTX 44,787]

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. quite silent all day except for a tentative text to confirm pick-up time for Mini-B.

We think we got our point across, si man.

[TBoneTX 44,787]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Mowed front yard, EELs (Everyone Else's Leaves) man.

No sweatband but could have worn one, Texas weather Many man.

 

Kicked ball around with Mini-B. in back yard, Texas weather Many man.

Mini-B. thoroughly enjoyed it, fizzically active wee man.

 

Conquered Many (2+1) laundry loads, heavy weekend man.

Left casa only for quick purchase at supermarket, perfect day otherwise man.

 

Must make lunches for the week, return to POTS office man.

Raw net income for last year = $Many,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, record year man.

 

Miu interfered with shirt/tie-matching, interferential miu man.

Miu either racing around like a wildmiu or is dead-to-the-world asleep, hyper/zonked miu man.

[Asia 2,494]

5 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Miu either racing around like a wildmiu or is dead-to-the-world asleep, hyper/zonked miu man.

It's the same with my two mius

[TBoneTX 44,787]

19 hours ago, Asia said:

It's the same with my two mius

Erratically posting, own-multiple-miuing Asia!  Erratically posting, ERRATICALLY POSTING own-multiple-miuing OWN-MULTIPLE-MIUING Asia!

Edited January 5, 2021 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 44,787]

Monday miu report, report on miu we man:

 

Miu sat on our lap during the entire late TV news, enlapped soft fluffy miu man.

We instructed miu that she is welcome to get used to this, instruct miu we man.

[TBoneTX 44,787]

Thrilling update on Polish presidential election, oj tak:

 

Incumbent:  ahead (or tied, or behind) with Many,000 votes, oj tak

Challenger:  ahead (or tied, or behind) with Many,000 votes, oj tak

 

In a fierce attempt to extend (or maintain, or achieve) a lead in the vote tally, the incumbent said this, oj tak:

 

„Mówiąc krótko, jest rzeczą nieetyczną przeprowadzanie błędnego doświadczenia naukowego. Jednym z aspektów błędnych doświadczeń są niewłaściwie stosowane metody statystyczne. Statystyka wpływa na etykę w sposób znacznie bardziej specyficzny: jest rzeczą nieetyczną publikowanie niepoprawnych lub błędnych rezultatów”.

 

In an intense attempt to extend (or maintain, or achieve) a lead in the vote tally, the challenger replied as follows, oj tak:

 

"Ponadto wyróżniamy cechy skokowe – nieciągłe, które przyjmują tylko określone wartości z danego przedziału (można je uporządkować oraz określić różnicę między nimi [np. stopnie w indeksie 2; 3; 3,5; 4; 4,5; 5, liczba łóżek w szpitalu – przyjmuje tylko określone wartości 0, 1, 2, ale nie 1,5])."

 

This could get interesting in a hurry, oj tak.

Edited January 5, 2021 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 44,787]

Scintillating repartee this first half of Tuesday, yawn man.

(Upvote-posting Asia!  Upvote-posting, UPVOTE-POSTING Asia!)

 

Got nuked with Moderna #1 for the coronaveerus, Spanish pronunciation man.

Only symptom = elevated heart rate, Many beats/min man.

Hope it's not also blood pressure, Many/Many mmHg man.

[TBoneTX 44,787]

Blood pressure = Many/Many, egad man.

[TBoneTX 44,787]

Good news, oj tak:  blood pressure is Many/Many, not Many/Many, relief man.

 

These readings illustrate why everyone in Poland is hypertensive, normotensive, or hypotensive (and sometimes at the same time), oj tak.

[Asia 2,494]

K, I know we don't talk politics here, but I just turned on the CNN and let me tell you one thing. WOW.

😮

[TBoneTX 44,787]

10 hours ago, Asia said:

WOW.

Poland will not have to worry about anything similar, because all candidates are perpetually tied with Many votes apiece, oj tak.

 

Furthermore, those in Wladyslawowo are North Poles and those in Ustrzyki Dolne are South Poles, so they'll conclude that they will be too tired to riot after having to travel so far to do so, oj tak.

 

And if they do ever meet, they'll burst out laughing because the others' city name looks and sounds so ridiculous, oj tak.

Edited January 7, 2021 by TBoneTX