Rante Macabre

[TBoneTX 45,308]

14 hours ago, NikLR said:

People really sell beauty products (like not unopened Mary Kay) at garage sales? WTheck? That's the weirdest thing ever.  

You need to attend more GSs, take it from us Niki-B. ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,308]

 

'Tis the holiday season, si man!  Here is convenient ordering information for your Pre-Owned Toilet Seat on the upcoming week's National Days, order today man:

 

Mon., Manycember Many'st

Humbug Day = avoid having to celebrate this by ordering a POTS today

 

Tues., Manycember Many'nd

Be A Lover of Silence Day = shaddap and buy a POTS today

 

Wed., Manycember Many'rd

Forefathers Day = all Many (2+2) of our fathers bought a POTS on this day, and so should you

 

Thurs., Manycember Many'th

National Eggnog Day = drink enough of this and buy more than one POTS today

 

Fri., Manycember Many'th

Christmas Day = we are on duty to ensure that, despite your delay, you can get a POTS today

 

Sat., Manycember Many'th

National Thank-You Note Day = we include one of these when you buy a POTS today

 

Sun., Manycember Many'th

National Fruitcake Day = we will throw a petrified one of these at anyone who does not buy a POTS today

 

The first Many (only!) customers to mention this ad when ordering will receive a handsome 0.0000001% discount off full retail, $i man.  Get your POTS today, whee man!

[TBoneTX 45,308]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

For several days, Mini-B. had been pestering us nonstop for some earbuds from Many (2+2+1) Below, leave us alone wee man.

On Sat., we stood in a lonnnnnnng line to buy them secretly, secretive we man.

 

Took Mini-B. to see Mama T-B., dote senior she over wee man.

All the way there, Mini-B. asked if we could go buy the earbuds afterwards, single-minded wee man.

Secretly sneaked secretly wrapped earbuds so Mama T-B. could secretly give them to Mini-B., conspiracy man.

 

Mini-B. went aysheep with delight at the earbuds, overjoyed aysheep wee man.

Mini-B. spent entire ride home trying to unravel the chain of custody of the earbuds, Sherlockian wee man.

 

Had "heavy" laundry day, Many (2+1) loads warshered/baked/folded man.

Mini-B. helped us fold, just like old days man.

 

Watched funny Baba-Mail videos on computer, enjoy these wee and we man.

Turned Mini-B. over to Ex-Mrs.-T-B., that time of week man.

Did mutual tummy-bump with Mini-B., Guy Stuff man.

Repeated the Bachelors' Mantra, repeated here man:  "We're Two Guys.  We eat WHAT we want WHEN we want.  And no girl will tell us what to do, not even Mommy."

Mini-B. said goodbye to us at least Many (if not Many) times, bye wee from we man.

[SAT 9,609]

My wife can't function on less than $@&%® 12 hours of sleep. 

[NikLR 13,227]

I wish i could get 12 hours of sleep.  Sometimes 5 is all I manage. 

[Ontarkie 14,226]

17 hours ago, SAT said:

My wife can't function on less than $@&%® 12 hours of sleep. 

It's actually not unusual, but most of the time it is due to sleep issues. She should get a sleep study done. They check for more than just sleep apnea and RLS. 

 

I actually have insomnia. But to some it may look like I get 12 hours of sleep. I barely get more than 2 hours of uninterrupted sleep. The body needs a minimum of 4 hours of uninterrupted sleep. 

[Russ&Caro 1,549]

I can't wait for retirement. I'm not going to sleep 12 hours but 8 would be nice. I might get 8 once a month these days.

[janet3 1,170]

This year has been trying....I'm dead over the weekend after getting 7 hours a night on weekdays.....I  sleep a good 12 on Saturday and Sunday.....only way I can make it through the week. I feel for all of you guys that have kids and have to wake up on the weekends.

[SalishSea 17,836]

21 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

The body needs a minimum of 4 hours of uninterrupted sleep. 

I don't think I've had this since first becoming a mom almost 25 years ago.

 

Sort of related:  has anyone read about the possible connection between melatonin and COVID disease severity?  Pretty interesting...

[Asia 2,498]

Caught up with the thread

Sorry I've been absent, cause not enough time to visit

Wanted to tell you I'm fostering two cats

 

[Asia 2,498]

And since I'm already jere, I wanted to wish you all Merry Christmas

Stay safe, stay calm and enjoy every little good thing in your life

 

[TBoneTX 45,308]

11 hours ago, Asia said:

Sorry I've been absent

No you're not, oj nie!

You've got no self-control, and you don't WANT any, oj nie!

Defiant insouciant Asia!  Defiant, DEFIANT insouciant INSOUCIANT Asia!

11 hours ago, Asia said:

I'm fostering two cats

Their names are Wlodskwcyzyk and Wroczyzklawsiz, got it first try man.

And good thing just two mius, because then you'd be fostering Many, and we know what that means in Poland man.

Foster-two-miu-ing Asia!  Foster-two-miu-ing, FOSTER-TWO-MIU-ING Asia!

Edited December 24, 2020 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,308]

11 hours ago, Asia said:

And since I'm already jere, I wanted to wish you all Merry Christmas

Stay safe, stay calm and enjoy every little good thing in your life

You can't wish anyone anything until you've ordered a Pre-Owned Toilet Seat, oj nie and oj tak!

Fail-POTS-ordering Asia!  Fail-POTS-ordering, FAIL-POTS-ORDERING Asia!

[TBoneTX 45,308]

On 12/21/2020 at 7:31 AM, SAT said:

My wife can't function on less than Many hours of sleep. 

See below, see man.

On 12/21/2020 at 9:43 PM, NikLR said:

I wish i could get Many hours of sleep.  Sometimes Many is all I manage. 

Possibly contradictory Niki-B. ma'am, depending on the definition of Many!

Possibly contradictory, POSSIBLY CONTRADICTORY Niki-B. ma'am!

On 12/22/2020 at 1:15 AM, Ontarkie said:

It may look like I get Many hours of sleep. I barely get more than 2 hours of uninterrupted sleep. The body needs a minimum of Many hours of uninterrupted sleep. 

Then strive for Many hours, si D ma'am.

On 12/22/2020 at 5:01 PM, Russ&Caro said:

I'm not going to sleep Many hours but Many would be nice.

Possibly contradictory R man, depending on the definition of Many!

Possibly contradictory, POSSIBLY CONTRADICTORY R man!

[TBoneTX 45,308]

On 12/22/2020 at 9:17 PM, janet3 said:

I'm dead over the weekend after getting Many hours a night on weekdays.....I  sleep a good Many on Saturday and Sunday

Well, now, THIS makes no sense, non sequitur JMany ma'am.

Maybe not sleeping a full Many hours has affected your brain, si JMany ma'am.

Affect-brained JMany ma'am!  Affect-brained, AFFECT-BRAINED JMany ma'am!