Rante Macabre

[NikLR 13,227]

11 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Got porcupined by Fizzicle Therapist today, perhaps some relief man.

 

Took Mini-B. after skool to a Holiday Lights exhibition, minor road trip we & wee man.

Colder than the dickens, sometimes Texas weather zero man.

We dressed Mini-B. appropriately but not ourself, freeze we man.

 

Got there right at opening, good timing we man.

Mini-B. pleased with activity choice, Just Two Guys we & wee man.

Found staffer to take fotoes, shall try to attach one man.

 

On mostly deserted carnival midway, deflected most desperate-yet-pleasant vendors man.

Paid $Many ($2+2+1) to throw Many (2+1) darts at balloons, extravagant we man.

Won Mini-B. a huge plushie llama, more than half the size of wee man.

Paid $Many ($2+2+1) to throw balls in a bucket, won Mini-B. a plushie doughnut man.

Paid $Many ($2x2x2+2) for Mini-B. to unsuccessfully throw balls in a bucket, oh well man.

Paid $2 to enable Mini-B. to run through a haunted gym-like tower, pleased wee man.

Paid $Many ($2x2x2+2) to buy Mini-B. a light-up Star Wars sword, pleased wee man.

Paid $Many ($2x2x2+2) to buy Mini-B. a stuffed hamburger, ingest all even after din-din wee man.

 

Back on concourse, paid $Many ($2+2+1+tax) to buy Mini-B. a ball cap, pleased wee man.

After Many minutes (1 + half an hour), had made full circuit of place and left, satisfied man.

Got Mini-B. to casa in time for bath & bed, exhausted wee and good timing we man.

Reported state of affairs to a left-out-seeming Ex-Mrs.-T-B., we can tell such things man.

Glad you guys had a fun trip! 

[NikLR 13,227]

I've used Hello Fresh before but has anyone used blue apron or another food delivery service.  I just work so much, and hubs will cook "IF" there is food already portioned out for him to chop up and clear instructions on how to cook it.  We've eaten out way too much.  I've put on 15lbs since COVID happened.   Went up 2 pant sizes since COVID started.    My anti-depressant/anxiety meds certainly don't help with this.   My dream of a bikini competition is fast diminishing.  I contacted someone about getting some coaching.  Crossing fingers. 🤞

[SAT 9,609]

Bikini pic now...

[NikLR 13,227]

family friendly forum.  Not sure I can post what a bikini competitor looks like. 

[SAT 9,609]

Man I never said this thread was family friendly...

[TBoneTX 45,308]

12 hours ago, NikLR said:

Glad you guys had a fun trip! 

Gracias, si Niki-B. ma'am.

And it was a bachelor session with No Girls, no chicas man.

[TBoneTX 45,308]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

Bunch of GSs were phantom thanks to rain that was not forecast, grrrr man.

Still, some and a couple of ESs, see the take man:

  -- ball cap for Mini-B. = half a buck, OK man

  -- huge Pyrex salad-bowl = $Many-&-a-half ($[2+1] + half a buck), steal man

  -- 2 large dinner-bowls = $2, OK man

  -- Many (2+2+1) books for Mini-B. = $1, steal man

Total = $Many ($2+2+2+1)

[Ontarkie 14,227]

On 12/4/2020 at 1:10 AM, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Got porcupined by Fizzicle Therapist today, perhaps some relief man.

 

Took Mini-B. after skool to a Holiday Lights exhibition, minor road trip we & wee man.

Colder than the dickens, sometimes Texas weather zero man.

We dressed Mini-B. appropriately but not ourself, freeze we man.

 

Got there right at opening, good timing we man.

Mini-B. pleased with activity choice, Just Two Guys we & wee man.

Found staffer to take fotoes, shall try to attach one man.

 

On mostly deserted carnival midway, deflected most desperate-yet-pleasant vendors man.

Paid $Many ($2+2+1) to throw Many (2+1) darts at balloons, extravagant we man.

Won Mini-B. a huge plushie llama, more than half the size of wee man.

Paid $Many ($2+2+1) to throw balls in a bucket, won Mini-B. a plushie doughnut man.

Paid $Many ($2x2x2+2) for Mini-B. to unsuccessfully throw balls in a bucket, oh well man.

Paid $2 to enable Mini-B. to run through a haunted gym-like tower, pleased wee man.

Paid $Many ($2x2x2+2) to buy Mini-B. a light-up Star Wars sword, pleased wee man.

Paid $Many ($2x2x2+2) to buy Mini-B. a stuffed hamburger, ingest all even after din-din wee man.

 

Back on concourse, paid $Many ($2+2+1+tax) to buy Mini-B. a ball cap, pleased wee man.

After Many minutes (1 + half an hour), had made full circuit of place and left, satisfied man.

Got Mini-B. to casa in time for bath & bed, exhausted wee and good timing we man.

Reported state of affairs to a left-out-seeming Ex-Mrs.-T-B., we can tell such things man.

Well that sure was a great day/night 

 

On 12/4/2020 at 1:19 AM, TBoneTX said:

And here, we hope man, is a foto of New Miu, actually got miu to pose man.

Nice kitty. 

Older daughter has been making things to raise money to adopt a Scottish fold kitten. She's at 1700 bucks and pretty darn excited. 

On 12/4/2020 at 12:52 PM, NikLR said:

I've used Hello Fresh before but has anyone used blue apron or another food delivery service.  I just work so much, and hubs will cook "IF" there is food already portioned out for him to chop up and clear instructions on how to cook it.  We've eaten out way too much.  I've put on 15lbs since COVID happened.   Went up 2 pant sizes since COVID started.    My anti-depressant/anxiety meds certainly don't help with this.   My dream of a bikini competition is fast diminishing.  I contacted someone about getting some coaching.  Crossing fingers. 🤞

I haven't used them. We had a box of Hello fresh given to us form my son's girlfriend. She was going out of town and wasn't going to use it. It was nice having the set-up they do. But man pricey. 

 

My bikini days are over until I get my stomach muscles repaired. Can you believe doctors won't do squat about the muscles and call it cosmetic. I get charlie horses in my ribs, my stomach, sides and the massive indigestions and lord knows all the other issues form it. But nope they say it's cosmetic. I've decided I'm going to go to the DR and get it all done. I'm going to shot for next year but need to convince the Hillbilly to let me go there for it. 

[TBoneTX 45,308]

Fotos of bikini days, stomach muscles, charlie horses, and DR clinic now, see D ma'am.

Maybe it's all from not having given birth recently, delinquent D ma'am.

Delinquent Ontarklar!  Delinquent, DELINQUENT Ontarklar!

[TBoneTX 45,308]

 

'Tis the holiday season, si man!  Here is convenient ordering information for your Pre-Owned Toilet Seat on the upcoming week's National Days, order today man:

 

Mon., Manycember Many'th

International Civil Aviation Day = be civil when ordering, and we'll fly your new POTS worldwide

 

Tues., Manycember Many'th

Toilet Paper Appreciation Day = and what goes better with TP than a newly ordered POTS?

 

Wed., Manycember Many'th

National Anti-Corruption Day = avoid corrupting your hindquarters and buy a POTS today

 

Thurs., Manycember Many'th

Nobel Prize Day = the committee keeps begging to offer us the prize, but we politely decline until all committee members order a POTS

 

Fri., Manycember Many'th

National Salesperson Day = honor your favorite POTS salesperson by ordering a POTS today

 

Sat., Manycember Many'th

National Ding-a-Ling Day = avoid having to celebrate this day: buy a POTS today

 

Sun., Manycember Many'th

World Choral Day = join in as the planet's denizens lift their voices in song to praise the merits of the POTS (and to order one today)

 

The first Many (only!) customers to mention this ad when ordering will receive a handsome 0.0000001% discount off full retail, $i man.  Get your POTS today, whee man!

[TBoneTX 45,308]

Scintillating repartee today, yawn man.

 

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

Went to Aldi and spent $Many (vs. what would have been $Many elsewhere), $ave man.

 

Mini-B. wanted one or more little amigos to join him, sociable wee man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. and we made concerted efforts, but no one available, disappointed wee man.

We took him on a little neighborhood walk, perked-up wee man.

 

Thread-Laundress sub-report, see man:

Had "heavy" laundry day, have routine more down to a science man.

Conquered grand total of Many (2+1) loads, such a difference from before man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. came over to watch AFV before hijacking Mini-B., becoming routine man.

She reported having cleaned Mini-B.'s fish tank, clean she man.

Both surviving fish re-entered tank and promptly died, croaked fish man.

After Mini-B. & she got back there, they held a burial ceremony, in toilet man.

Mini-B. reportedly had a sudden, urgent intestinal need, ceremony interrupted man.

Fish ended up being given a highly unceremonious send-off, flush further explanation man.

 

We are currently partaking of Aldi dry-roasted peanuts with sea salt, saltiest available man.

Lift jar, shake into mouth, and enjoy, ingest we man.

 

Everyone continues to be encouraged to buy a POTS, holiday season man.

 

Absent silent Asia!  Absent, ABSENT silent SILENT Asia!

[TBoneTX 45,308]

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', absent Commie- and all other babes with tremendously underallocated upvote inventories!

[Ontarkie 14,227]

On 12/5/2020 at 11:44 PM, TBoneTX said:

Fotos of bikini days, stomach muscles, charlie horses, and DR clinic now, see D ma'am.

Maybe it's all from not having given birth recently, delinquent D ma'am.

Delinquent Ontarklar!  Delinquent, DELINQUENT Ontarklar!

Hahaha those photo's would fall under not Family friendly policy. 

Ya no way am I having more  kids, I kept enough OB's in business long enough. 

 

 

Made popcorn. Now sick and some tightness with my breathing. (not emergency status just mad as heck status) I really need to stop eating. 

[SAT 9,609]

Arkansas kids are deprived. Most of them only have 1 set of grandparents. Sucks at Christmas time...

[Ontarkie 14,227]

5 hours ago, SAT said:

Arkansas kids are deprived. Most of them only have 1 set of grandparents. Sucks at Christmas time...

THat is pure evil. 

 

I'm on the computer when I should be teaching the kids something or another. I think we will do some crafting today.