Rante Macabre

[TBoneTX 44,787]

There are no GSs and just one ES within any kind of range for Sat., monsooning anyway man.

However, we already have a report, save it for broadcast on Sat. man.

[NikLR 13,227]

Today is the day I will make Thanksgiving foods.  I am playing wow, and plan to do a painting today to give to my friend tomorrow as part of her Xmas present.  I already bought her a shirt but this painting looks kinda neat.  It's a coffee cup with a heart and I think it will be nice in her kitchen.  

I should be painting my brains out to get xmas presents done for the family but I'm just not really in the mood for the oils.  They take so long to dry though.  

[TBoneTX 44,787]

Saturday ES report, see man:

 

The one not-that-nearby ES to which we T-B.-mobiled was a dud. sigh man.

 

However, last week we participated in an ES auction, imagine that man.

We bade (past tense of "bid") on a full-bed frame + headboard, bid we man.

Long story short, we won the thing for $Many + service fee + tax, win we man.*

    $2x2x2x2 + 2+1, precisely man

 

A buddy took us in his truck to pick it up from the ES casa, retrieve we & he man.

Miraculously, we avoided the rain the whole time, monsoon continues man.

 

We are quite pleased, si man.

Retail price for full frame + headboard is well into the Manyple digits, score we man.

[TBoneTX 44,787]

Thrilling non-ES Saturday-of-Monsoon report, see man:

 

After stashing the ES purchase at the casa, we intended to go to the second ES, plan we man.

However, we had a tyre very low on air, get leak fixed man.

We had the T-B.-mobile undergo annual inspection at same time, kill two birds man.

 

After dud ES, 'twas lunchtime, hunger we man.

We found an excellent Mexican restaurant, ingest we burrito grande man.

 

Returned a misallocated Rx to our pharmacy, embarrassed pharmacist she man.

Bought registration sticker for the T-B.-mobile, time for that man.

 

Got our hairs cut, won gamble on walk-in status man.

Got oil changed in T-B.-mobile, time for that man.

Dropped shirts at dry-cleaners, Clean for Gene we man.

 

Returned to casa for nap, zzz we man.

Hosted Mini-B. at Ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s request, hour & a half man.

 

Shopped for week at legacy supermarket, Aldi closed by that time man.

Shopping occurred strategically between periods of great monsoon, serendipitous man.

 

Dished the warsher, must de-dish man.

Still monsooning, quite enough man.

 

And Sat. is certainly the last day for some time, if not for Many months, of wearing short pants, sigh man.

[NikLR 13,227]

Ever have a dream that rings too close to home and makes you angry?

[trudi 1,317]

5 hours ago, NikLR said:

Ever have a dream that rings too close to home and makes you angry?

YesMIL passed away this morning, she has managed to manipulate redneck and his siblings into a burial when they wanted  cremation.

Redneck is not dealing with this well at all

 

 

[NikLR 13,227]

2 hours ago, trudi said:

YesMIL passed away this morning, she has managed to manipulate redneck and his siblings into a burial when they wanted  cremation.

Redneck is not dealing with this well at all

 

 

I'm sorry.

[SAT 9,609]

5 hours ago, trudi said:

YesMIL passed away this morning, she has managed to manipulate redneck and his siblings into a burial when they wanted  cremation.

Redneck is not dealing with this well at all

 

 

 

How are you taking it? 

[trudi 1,317]

20 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

How are you taking it? 

I'm sad he didn't get the chance to confront her with all the things he found out in the last few weeks, I think redneck would less upset/angry now if he had.

I'm kinda sad that she has a family that loves her and she threw that away.

But I have to be honest, I'm also somewhat relieved that her reign is over and the family can all get on with their lives without her toxicity.

[cdneh 3,112]

7 hours ago, trudi said:

YesMIL passed away this morning, she has managed to manipulate redneck and his siblings into a burial when they wanted  cremation.

Redneck is not dealing with this well at all

 

 

I am sorry Trudi, in spite of it all. How did she manage to do that? You don't have to do it, whatever she tried to manage. Man guilt is a terrible thing.

[TBoneTX 44,787]

Sorry for the turmoil, si and sigh T ma'am.

[TBoneTX 44,787]

 

Here is convenient ordering information for your Pre-Owned Toilet Seat on the upcoming week's National Days, order today man:

 

Mon., Manyvember Many'th

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Tues., Manycember 1st

National Day of Giving = give yourself, and indeed everyone you know, a brand-new POTS today

 

Wed., Manycember 2nd

Special Education Day = specially educate everyone to buy a POTS today

 

Thurs., Manycember Many'rd

National Roof Over Your Head Day = still retain this because of the affordability of your newly purchased POTS

 

Fri., Manycember Many'th

Faux Fur Friday = your new POTS comes luxuriously covered in this

 

Sat., Manycember Many'th

Bathtub Party Day = see how many of your invitees will fit, and of course all will admire your newly purchased POTS

 

Sun., Manycember Many'th

National Pawnbrokers Day = without exception, all are jealous of our internal procurement system for the POTS that you will buy today

 

The first Many (only!) customers to mention this ad when ordering will receive a handsome 0.0000001% discount off full retail, $i man.  Get your POTS today, whee man!

[TBoneTX 44,787]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Did not leave the casa, perfect Sunday man.

Awoke far too early, drat the alarm clock man.

 

Did thorough reading of Sunday paper, read we man.

Cleaned laundry room, kitchen, & kitchen table, Clean for Gene we man.

Cleaned most old medicines out of master bathroom, purge we man.

 

Warshered/baked/folded our ONE laundry load, whee we're free man.

Had to do bimonthly ironing, sigh but proficiently done man.

 

Received Mini-B. at appointed time, we host wee man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. ran out of toilet paper (surprise man) & mooched 2 rolls (surprise man).

We made her transfer our Phone Contacts from old phone to new, honest work man.

Tested phone by calling the rubias right in front of her, take that man.

 

Did not get a nap today, imperfect Sunday man.

Saturday probably last day for wearing short pants for a while or for months, sigh man.

 

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', absent Commie- and other babes with grossly underallocated upvote inventories!

[trudi 1,317]

10 hours ago, cdneh said:

I am sorry Trudi, in spite of it all. How did she manage to do that? You don't have to do it, whatever she tried to manage. Man guilt is a terrible thing.

She arranged for a burial plot at the church.

She has successfully guilt tripped him into doing what she wants for the last time. I am taking some small and very petty satisfaction in the knowledge that she would hate the fact it is me that has chosen her clothes...

[SAT 9,609]

I'm out of...

OJ bread milk bacon peanut butter 

It's the last day of the month. 

I better get to BJs before the crowd hits it tomorrow...