Rante Macabre

[SAT 9,609]

 

Now I didn't notice this back in the summer, but a junkie rifled through the Yukon overt the summer, I thought he only took the change, but he took my light hunting boots man! I just recently remembered leaving them in there. And, it's hunting time!

 

Niki get me a pair of these? Size 10W. Thanks babe...

https://www.cabelas.com/shop/en/cabelas-axis-gore-tex-insulated-hunting-boots-for-men

[Russ&Caro 1,548]

4 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

Now I didn't notice this back in the summer, but a junkie rifled through the Yukon overt the summer, I thought he only took the change, but he took my light hunting boots man! I just recently remembered leaving them in there. And, it's hunting time!

 

Niki get me a pair of these? Size 10W. Thanks babe...

https://www.cabelas.com/shop/en/cabelas-axis-gore-tex-insulated-hunting-boots-for-men

Almost nailed the cost. Before I clicked on the link I thought to myself, I bet these cost $150 a pair.

 

I dealt with some thievery of my automobiles some years ago. Wasn't pleasant. In one case, instead of thieves taking things from my car, a prostitute was using it as some sort of staging area for a week as I found dirty lingerie, condoms, makeup #######, etc., in the trunk and backseat. The cops who found it refused to meet me at the car. They just told me the address of where to pick it up. Nice. I was thankful I wasn't mugged as I retrieved my own car.

[SAT 9,609]

48 minutes ago, Russ&Caro said:

 

 

 I found dirty lingerie, condoms, makeup #######, etc., in the trunk and backseat..

 

Did you sniff it? 

 

[DaveAndAnastasia 2,085]

23 hours ago, SAT said:

To my knowledge, several states use the word "borough" to describe a district. 

NYC is a consolidation of several counties and former cities (Brooklyn was America's 4th largest city). 

5 different counties make up NYC. It makes a mess out of it...

Or why despite NYC being America's most populous city, LA County is the most populous county.

[TBoneTX 44,787]

6 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

Or why despite NYC being America's most populous city, LA County is the most populous county.

Conversely, it's obvious why Texas Many, everywhere else (especially Nueva York) zero man.

[TBoneTX 44,787]

8 hours ago, Russ&Caro said:

I found [...] condoms

You found endangered California birds of prey, huh man?!

[TBoneTX 44,787]

10 hours ago, SAT said:

I cooked breakfast for the kids

Still doing this yourself, huh man?

[TBoneTX 44,787]

14 hours ago, SAT said:

The kid's bird died.

LPoP and unread, no see man.

However, pet birds have short lifespans, we observe man.

Should your kids lose theirs, Ontarklar surely has a replacement in stock, ask she ma'am.

If it's a chicken, it can double as breakfast later, more for your money man.

[TBoneTX 44,787]

9 hours ago, SAT said:

a junkie rifled through the Yukon over the summer

Then druggies should be disarmed during warm-weather travels through Canadian territories, si and eh man.

[TBoneTX 44,787]

12 hours ago, NikLR said:

sometimes I hate my life

Hugs, Niki-B. ma'am...

[TBoneTX 44,787]

We had to have a we-man-to-wee-man talk with Mini-B. today, si man.

 

For 2 days, Mini-B. hasn't been eating the fruit or veggies that we've packed in his skool lunch, no ingest wee man.  Nor for his afternoon skool snack, not that either man.

 

It caused us to revise our din-din plans for Thurs. eve, grrrrr man.

 

We told him to eat his lunches in this order, see man:  (1) sandwiches, (2) fruit/veggie; (Many) goodie or treat, order we to wee man.

 

He has one last chance tomorrow, Friday man.  Too bad that he goes back to Mrs. T-B. later, bummer man.

[TBoneTX 44,787]

It is final, si and sigh and whee and throat-lump and bye and onward man.

Length, Many (2x2x2+2+2) years + Many (2x2x2x2 + 2+2+1) days, beat the median length man.

The rubias are naturally overjoyed, whee ma'ams.

We are nevertheless still taking applications for additional rubias and (of course) Polish Commie-babes, oj tak.

And orders for Pre-Owned Toilet Seats, get yours today man.

[TBoneTX 44,787]

On Wednesday, as every day this week, we retrieved Mini-B. from skool, we retrieve wee man.

We (and other parents) park across the street until the guards let the kids cross, don't get cross man.

 

As Mini-B. crossed, he bellowed at top of lungs, "FREEDOM!  FREEDOM!  FREEDOM FROM THE CHAINS OF ELEMENTARY SKOOL!", bellow wee man.

 

A nearby parent quizzically said, "Freedom from elementary skool?"

We proudly said, "He's ours, si man," burst-priding we man.

[TBoneTX 44,787]

After skool today (Fri.), Mini-B. had one of his little amigos over to the casa, wee man x 2 man.

We played ball with them in back yard until they tired, enough activity man.

They then got on their Minecraft games, typical of modern wee men man.

We said that we would be upstairs in our office, apprise wee men we man.

We told them to stay downstairs, instruct wee men we man.

 

Not long thereafter, we said, "What are you doing upstairs?"

Mini-B. said, "How did you know?  Do you have eyes in the back of your head, like Mom?"

We said, "No, man; we heard your voices and heard the stairs squeak, evidence-based man."

 

Mini-B.'s amigo has Many (2x2x2) cats, over-felined wee man.

Two at dad's casa, 2 at mom's casa, and Many (2+2) at grandparents' casa where he lives, si man.

He and Mini-B. shone a laser light toward New Miu, who couldn't figure out why she wasn't catching it, failed hunt man.

Edited November 21, 2020 by TBoneTX

[trudi 1,317]

MIL is not able to isolate and control like she's done for redneck's entire life, this means he has been talking to folk she usually made sure he never came into contact with - he is finding out that pretty much everything he thought he knew about her is a lie.

Every day when he calls her and asks about things she starts having trouble breathing and gets all weak and tells him she thinks she's dying.

I really really do not like her and will never understand why she does the things she does to the people she claims to love.