Rante Macabre

[SAT 9,609]

Like new Goodyear 

10 bucks or best offer....

[cdneh 3,112]

24 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

I'll sell it to you for 10 bucks

 

 

OMG. How in the heck did you manage to keep under control given THAT?

[fip & jim 452]

21 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Si, F ma'am (we had a better nickname for you, but we forgot it -- what was it, huh ma'am?)

Been called many names. Makes no difference to me.  If you think you have a better nickname then dig and retrieve if you so desire. I ain't got no time for dat. 

[cdneh 3,112]

Still around, just doing the same old. Still painting, will it ever end. Still unloading stuff, I am off to Joplin Wednesday with 8 cartons of books I've no use for. I do not read fiction, and in particular I do not read science fiction.  It's not that far from me, and I hope I've picked a reasonable weather day. Still trying to decide whether or not to leave Herself home alone which she hates, or take her to boarding which she hates equally.                                                                                                                                                          We had a heck of a storm here on Saturday night, brought some limbs down off the trees, and loosened a section of my new siding, dagnabit. I am having a crack tomorrow on putting it back in place. The siding company are happy to do it, but it is going to cost me many pounds ten for them to come up here from Conway. Apparently my lifetime guarantee does not cover Acts of you know who.

I have had a message sent to me on behalf of the MIL. Apparently she feels sorry for me, all alone in the country for the holidays *sob*, with the borders all closed to anywhere she thinks I'd rather be, so I ought to go to VA and spend it with them. You know, it is actually possible to eject coffee through your nose all over the monitor. And in the event that there was ever any doubt, that's a hard no from me.

[Ontarkie 14,143]

2 hours ago, cdneh said:

Still around, just doing the same old. Still painting, will it ever end. Still unloading stuff, I am off to Joplin Wednesday with 8 cartons of books I've no use for. I do not read fiction, and in particular I do not read science fiction.  It's not that far from me, and I hope I've picked a reasonable weather day. Still trying to decide whether or not to leave Herself home alone which she hates, or take her to boarding which she hates equally.                                                                                                                                                          We had a heck of a storm here on Saturday night, brought some limbs down off the trees, and loosened a section of my new siding, dagnabit. I am having a crack tomorrow on putting it back in place. The siding company are happy to do it, but it is going to cost me many pounds ten for them to come up here from Conway. Apparently my lifetime guarantee does not cover Acts of you know who.

I have had a message sent to me on behalf of the MIL. Apparently she feels sorry for me, all alone in the country for the holidays *sob*, with the borders all closed to anywhere she thinks I'd rather be, so I ought to go to VA and spend it with them. You know, it is actually possible to eject coffee through your nose all over the monitor. And in the event that there was ever any doubt, that's a hard no from me.

It never ends does it!

Sorry about the siding. 

I think it is funny that she would even think you would want to be with them. She is definitely off her rocker thinking you would want to be in the same room with them. Probably thinks you are so desperate that they can suck you in then grill you for stuff they want. 

[TBoneTX 44,787]

3 hours ago, fip & jim said:

dig and retrieve if you so desire. I ain't got no time for dat. 

Recalcitrant F ma'am!  Recalcitrant, RECALCITRANT F ma'am!

 

Our Sherlockian Holmesian skills reveal the following, si F ma'am:

We have variously referred to you as:

       1.  FP ma'am

       2.  F&J ma'am

Many.  F ma'am

 

Pick your preference, and prefer your pick, si FP/F&J/F ma'am.

Edited November 17, 2020 by TBoneTX
diligent research, see man

[TBoneTX 44,787]

2 hours ago, cdneh said:

Still around

Contributory Eh ma'am!  Contributory, CONTRIBUTORY Eh ma'am!

2 hours ago, cdneh said:

dagnabit

You warsh your mouth out with soap, young lady ma'am.  Profane Eh ma'am!  Profane, PROFANE Eh ma'am!

2 hours ago, cdneh said:

it is actually possible to eject coffee through your nose all over the monitor.

This is done by guys all the time without the need for advertisement, si Eh ma'am.

State-obviousing Eh ma'am!  State-obviousing, STATE-OBVIOUSING Eh ma'am!

[TBoneTX 44,787]

3 hours ago, SAT said:

I'll sell it to you for Many bucks

P-Math corrected, and who would ever drive on a tyre THAT degraded, huh man?

Degrade-tyred Steveklar!  Degrade-tyred, DEGRADE-TYRED Steveklar!

[TBoneTX 44,787]

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Shattered all previous Monday records for Pre-Owned Toilet Seat sales, what else is new man.

 

Retrieved Mini-B. from skool, we retrieve wee man.

Took Mini-B. to Ross and bought him a coat, many socks, and a Minecraft game, we buy wee man.

Then went to Chick-fil-A for some take-casa grub, ingest we and wee man.

C-f-A staff said that we were to dine on several of Ontarklar's previous fowl, don't be chicken man.

Generous Ontarklar!  Generous, GENEROUS Ontarklar!

[SAT 9,609]

10 hours ago, fip & jim said:

Been called many names. Makes no difference to me.  If you think you have a better nickname then dig and retrieve if you so desire. I ain't got no time for dat. 

I could call you names...

[SAT 9,609]

10 hours ago, cdneh said:

OMG. How in the heck did you manage to keep under control given THAT?

 

I was doing about 75 with 2 passengers. I said to them "you guys hear that rumbling?" Then about 5 seconds later, "boom!" Front left tire. The roadway was straight and level. The car stayed rock steady. 

So the blowout caused the caliper to become dislocated somehow, I only discovered this after I changed the tire. 

I was on the NY state thruway. Only 1 company was authorized to tow. So my car ended up in their shop. 

Very unprofessional/ nonchalant business. 

Didn't even look at my car as of yesterday.  So yesterday afternoon, I ended up having it towed to a mom and pop shop half mile away. 

You ever meet a business owner that you sense their sincere will to help others? 

This woman gives me that feeling. So the car is in good hands. 

[SAT 9,609]

I had to cut up this fallen tree that landed right at the ATV crossing in the back of the property. The property goes another 500 feet in the other side, it's a long haul if we have to drag out game by sled...

 

 

[fip & jim 452]

58 minutes ago, SAT said:

I could call you names...

Go ahead. You can also have any chocolate I have. 

[SAT 9,609]

Mmmm....sweet chocoláte...

[cdneh 3,112]

1 hour ago, SAT said:

 

I was doing about 75 with 2 passengers. I said to them "you guys hear that rumbling?" Then about 5 seconds later, "boom!" Front left tire. The roadway was straight and level. The car stayed rock steady. 

So the blowout caused the caliper to become dislocated somehow, I only discovered this after I changed the tire. 

I was on the NY state thruway. Only 1 company was authorized to tow. So my car ended up in their shop. 

Very unprofessional/ nonchalant business. 

Didn't even look at my car as of yesterday.  So yesterday afternoon, I ended up having it towed to a mom and pop shop half mile away. 

You ever meet a business owner that you sense their sincere will to help others? 

This woman gives me that feeling. So the car is in good hands. 

Yikes. I think it's amazing the outcome wasn't worse. I did not know there were rules about who could tow! I suppose they are not all that interested, if they they are the only ones allowed to tow from that highway they will always be in business. Hope the other shop treats you better.