Rante Macabre

[Darnell 8,478]

On 9/25/2020 at 8:39 AM, SAT said:

 

Ok I'm not talking to you guys no mo. 

I gotta help the kids with their remote classroom, then...

 

1- check on the covid family down the block. 

2- do some body work on the Yukon

3- shop for a new Yukon

4- shop for a minivan

5- a bunch of other ####

Awesome !  I walked past the covid wing door at my vamc here about the same time as you posted this. Bright colors but super depressing, that shyte is real. 

 

I am accumulating a fleet of Honda Elements, tricking them out for various work-and-fun purposes. 

[Darnell 8,478]

On 9/29/2020 at 11:49 AM, Ontarkie said:

The Hillbilly just got an email from his HR. Seems someone just applied for unemployment with his name. Time to make lots of calls. 

Ok. 6 weeks later now. What y'all learn?

[Darnell 8,478]

On 10/5/2020 at 4:01 AM, Asia said:

Asia was at her sisters' celebrating some birthdays

With cakes and foods and nicer beers?  Seeking food pr0n fotos, yo. 

[Darnell 8,478]

On 10/6/2020 at 5:34 PM, Ontarkie said:

We decided to pass on the solar panels for now. Mostly because we don't want to be here long term and it makes better sense to put them on the new house. One day I will have a new house🤞

 

Cleaned the house, put a shelf together and have no idea where it's going to go. Trying to figure out where I can put a chest freezer in the house. It is most likely going to end up in the backyard under the carport. 🤷‍♀️

 

You could experiment, buy used gear, budget at 1000, and power some things, like a freezer in the barn, or the 12v marine pumps for your watering system on the growspace. 

[Darnell 8,478]

On 10/8/2020 at 7:59 AM, SAT said:

I go fishing on a waxing moon. But, I can't go fishing right now, cause I ain't got no boat. Gotta find new boat soon...

Sad. You gots boat buddies, I know you do.  Their boats are just docked, waiting for yer call. Use that favor bank, yo. 

[Darnell 8,478]

On 10/8/2020 at 11:12 AM, SAT said:

My wife, yapping on the phone all day, can't get 5 minutes quiet time in the house to make a business call...

What news of office space in basement or attic?

[Darnell 8,478]

On 10/9/2020 at 12:06 AM, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

Mrs. T-B. smacked in face by reality, chickens roost at the home casa man.

We helped her do postal change-of-address, help she we man.

We helped her pick an electricity provider, help we she man.

Made her call insurance co. to split her junk from ours, rattled by rate quotes she man.

Asked us twice if she could remarry us now, oj nie because too many rubias lined up man.

She'll love it further when we hire the Ecu maintenance dude to do OUR upgrades while she's still in-casa, poetic justice man.

Relax, she's gaming you.

 

She'll find a gullible fella this season or next. 

[Darnell 8,478]

On 10/12/2020 at 7:05 AM, SAT said:

They're open, there are garden view rooms available. 

I'm not taking 2 little girls all the way to Disney and not have a view of the Magic Kingdom from our room. 

That'd be like going all the way to Arkansas and not have a view of Walmart! 

I did end up finding a room in early July with a theme park view. 

 

Is there any game for chasing last minute cancellations?

[Darnell 8,478]

On 10/14/2020 at 3:54 PM, TBoneTX said:

 

You sound like a perfect match for someone who's imminently available, will refer you man.

She's probably not referrable currently, no-man. 

[Darnell 8,478]

Paging @Merrytooth .  Come in @Merrytooth

[Asia 2,498]

1 hour ago, Darnell said:

With cakes and foods and nicer beers?  Seeking food pr0n fotos, yo. 

Especially for you

[TBoneTX 45,329]

2 hours ago, Asia said:

 

 

This here fake Polish cake should say "Many (2+2) Many (2+2) 1 1", oj tak.

Someone couldn't afford the proper candle-numbers, oj nie.

Must take up a collection, via PoLundMe, with a goal of Many zlotys, oj tak.

[SAT 9,609]

On 11/10/2020 at 12:15 PM, Darnell said:

Sad. You gots boat buddies, I know you do.  Their boats are just docked, waiting for yer call. Use that favor bank, yo. 

Numb nut, our marina was sold. My friends are scattered all over the place. That's why I sold my boat. 

When I buy a new one, I will have to find her a home. 

 

Kids, every 10 seconds, "daddy daddy...". 

 

Wife: very jealous of very needy Super hot single milfy. Good! 

 

Retirement:

Have not had this long of a break since I was about 12 years old. 

Office is in shambles. They hate the new bosses of my operation. They know not what they do. 7 of my guys have since left and others are looking to leave. 

NYC approached me with offers, I told them to tell the mayor that I said to go #### himself. 

Several other attractive offers. But I'm beginning to enjoy this thing called retirement...

 

NYC- place is a shtthole and should be napalmed. Where's a Taliban driver when you need one...

[TBoneTX 45,329]

1 hour ago, SAT said:

Kids, every Many seconds, "daddy daddy...". 

Consider the alternative, sigh man...

1 hour ago, SAT said:

this long of a break

Go for broke, si man.

1 hour ago, SAT said:

Many of my guys have since left and others are looking to leave. 

Shame, sorry man.

1 hour ago, SAT said:

very needy Super hot single milfy

If a rubia, then nirvana, si and whee man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Our eve with Mini-B., Wednesday man.

 

Left POTS Central early (amidst Manyillions of desirous customers), priorities man.

Took Mini-B. to din-din at Wendy's, of course with use of coupons, train them young and well man.

Took Mini-B. to the casa to watch many Baba-Mail videos and see many posts, hilarious man.

Mini-B. enjoyed it greatly, as did we man.

Mini-B. said, "I don't want to go back [to Mrs. T-B.]," express wee self wee man.

We assured him that, as of Sun. night, it would be Just Us Two Guys with No Chicas Except Perhaps the Rubias, depending on their availability man.