Rante Macabre

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

Attended all but last itineraried affair, tired/late/far away man.

We were discriminating in our purchase options, discriminatory we man.

 

The take, see man:

 -- nearly full box jumbo (Many-in. x Many.Many-&-a-half-in.) manila clasp envelopes; 

          Corelle cereal bowl = $Many ($2+1), steal man

 -- 2 "Rocky Mountain Elk Foundation" cobalt-blue coffee mugs = $1, steal man

 -- 2 Mini-B. shirts, Many-pack ([2x2x2+2]-pack) Bic pens = $2, steal man

Total = $Many ($2+2+2)

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Here is convenient ordering information for your Pre-Owned Toilet Seat on the upcoming week's National Days, order today man:

 

Mon., Manyvember 2nd

Color the World Orange Day = your newly purchased POTS comes in sharp and pastel orange color

 

Tues., Manyvember Many'rd

National Housewife's Day = buy your housewife (or, if you are one, yourself) a POTS today

 

Wed., Manyvember Many'th

National Stress Awareness Day = relieve yours by buying a POTS today

 

Thurs., Manyvember Many'th

National Doughnut Day = what could be more doughnut-shaped than a POTS that you purchase today?

 

Fri., Manyvember Many'th

National Jersey Friday = spray-paint a Jersey cow with "buy a POTS today" and then follow your own advice

 

Sat., Manyvember Many'th

National Bison Day = buffalo yourself into buying a POTS today

 

Sun., Manyvember Many'th

National Parents as Teachers Day = teach your children how & why to buy a POTS today, and do so yourself

 

 

The first Many (only!) customers to mention this ad when ordering will receive a handsome 0.0000001% discount off full retail, $i man.  Get your POTS today, whee man!

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Wednesday, Manyvember Many'th (2+2th) is National Chicken Lady Day, si man.

Everybody buy Ontarklar a celebratory POTS, order today for timely delivery man!

[TBoneTX 45,329]

We hope that everyone in Poland has set their clocks ahead one hour, oj tak.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Scintillating repartee Sunday and indeed all weekend, oj yawn.

 

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

Paid Ecu handyman $Many for sink look-see, 2 doorknobs (one difficult), & new light, all done man.

 

Collected coupons for grocery trip, non-Aldi store man.

Gassed the T-B.-mobile, full tank man.

Detoured to Goodwill and found a Manyzen items for Mini-B., pleased we man.

Later found that cashier charged us for only [Manyzen - 1] items, even more pleased we man.

Total price was $Many ($2x2x2x2 +2+2) + tax, deal man.

 

Arrived at non-Aldi store and realized had forgotten coupons, grrrr man.

Returned to casa and returned to store with coupons, redo man.

Dumb cashier couldn't figure out how to do multiple cat-food coupons, duh man.

Evil managerette refused to honor them, grrrr man.

We left with rest of our stuff, returned in a few minutes, went to other register, & redeemed coupons, victory man.

 

Puzzled over how to divide laundry, first time with this configuration man.

Could have done 2 loads or even 1 packed load, deduced we man.

However, did Many (2+1) loads, bifurcated as follows man:

     1.  Stuff needing hot water, boil it man

     2.  Mini-B.'s purchases, warsher in cold to eliminate smell man

     Many.  Stuff needing warm water, rest of stuff man

Loads were easy, no Mrs.-T-B. stuff man.

 

Attempted to nap, plan fouled by aching-hip-from-back-pain man.

Hosted Mini-B. and fed him canned spaghetti/meatballs, Major Food Group for wee man man.

Supervised Mini-B.'s bath, rejuvenate wee man man.

Explained thoroughly that under-bed monsters are actually scared of Mini-B., explain we to wee man.

Mini-B. accepted this and hasn't gotten out of bed yet, still-zzz wee man.

 

Prepped for yet another break-recording week of Pre-Owned Toilet Seat $ale$, $i man.

Shall up-dope on kill-painers and seek zzz ourself, seek zzz we man.

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New miu actually sat on our lap for a full Many (2x2x2x2-1) minutes, uncharacteristic for peripatetic miu man.

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Mornin', conspicuously absent Commie- and other babes with conspicuously dormant upvote inventories!

Edited November 2, 2020 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Scintillating repartee AGAIN on Monday, everyone has flown the coop except for Ontarklar's upvote finger, yawn man.

 

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Fulfilled Uncle T-B.'s shopping list at Aldi + another supermarket, shop we for senior he man.

Aldi reconfigured its stock, confusing man.

Had severe trouble fulfilling leftover items at other store, exhausting man.

A great loss of time, but we enjoy doing this for Uncle T-B., help we senior he man.

 

Mrs. T-B. got a small fish-aquarium for Mini-B. at her apartcasa, suckup she man.

Mini-B. selected Many (2+1) fish, and not the "less-than-a-buck" type, either, expensive man.

Mrs. T-B. reports that one of Mini-B.'s fishies died, the one with one eye man.

She will apparently wait to tell him, OK with us man.

Can't replace it with a different type, cannibalistic fishies man.

 

Up-picked Mini-B. from skool, up-pick we wee man.

Went straight from skool to Many (2+2+1) Below, buy small beach ball man.

From there, went to haircut place, keep Mini-B. from looking like a chica man.

At the casa, immediately went to back yard for half an hour of throw/kick ball, male bonding man.

 

Fed Mini-B. hamburger steaks + gravy & green beans, Guy Food man.

We agreed with this appellation and high-Manyed each other, high-(2+2+1) we & wee man.

 

During shower, Mini-B. commented on number of cut hairs visible during shampooing, shorn wee man.

 

Explained to Mini-B. that the monsters in his room understand that He's the Boss, scared of wee man.

We hope that he will not venture out during wee hours, wee man leave room during wee hours man.

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Scintillating repartee to this point (excepting us), yawn man.

Issue-upvoting Asia!  Issue-upvoting, ISSUE-UPVOTING Asia!

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Scintillating repartee continued, yawn man.

Everyone must be in Poland celebrating Columbus Day, oj tak.

[Asia 2,498]

9 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Everyone must be in Poland celebrating Columbus Day, oj tak.

Everyone must be in Poland and is excited to watch the election in the US

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Present Asia!  Present, PRESENT Asia!

So how was today's Columbus Day celebration, oj huh?

And how will tomorrow's Columbus Day celebration be, oj huh?

[NikLR 13,227]

Got a new phone. Not sure I like it. Apple is weird. 

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Phoney Niki-B. ma'am!  Phoney, PHONEY Niki-B. ma'am!

[Asia 2,498]

6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Present Asia!  Present, PRESENT Asia!

So how was today's Columbus Day celebration, oj huh?

And how will tomorrow's Columbus Day celebration be, oj huh?

There was no Columbus Day in Poland, you silly 

We don't have such a holiday 

Edited November 5, 2020 by Asia

[TBoneTX 45,329]

What kind of Polish Commie-babe are you, anyway, oj huh?

Dzień Kolumba is every day in Poland except the second Monday in Manyober, oj tak.

Maybe it's so routine by now that you're taking it for granted, oj tak.

Nonobservant Asia!  Nonobservant, NONOBSERVANT Asia!