Rante Macabre

[Ontarkie 14,234]

4 hours ago, SAT said:

1 more dog and you're in the Iditarod...

I think I may need more than one more dog with these guys. They tiny he's 2.5lbs and shouldn't get bigger then 11lbs.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Mrs. T-B. came at o'dark-Many with amiga-in-a-van to retrieve mattress, bye man.

Mrs. T-B. actually up-cleaned part of her most recent bathroom, 2 bags of trash man.

 

Ecu handyman came again, Many'rd Sunday in a row man.

Fixed the following, see man:

  1.  Patched hole in garage drywall created by Mrs. T-B.'s opening her car door, bye man.

  2.  Installed paper-towel holder in garage, have always needed one man.

  Many.  Replaced back-patio light fixture with modern, night-only LED, upgrade man.

  Many.  Replaced the Many (2+1) remaining bathroom faucets, brushed nickel man.

  Many.  Fixed rollers on glass closet door, no need to install anew man.

  Many.  Put plywood bunkie-board under our mattress, comfort to we man.

  Many.  Installed new shower-knob in #2 bathroom, special purchase man.

This was the Many'rd and final visit needed, appreciative we man.

Delinquent Amazon Prime shipment not mission-critical and can wait, whenever it arrives man.

For Many (2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2) hours'' cumulative work, Ecu charged $Many/hr ($[2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 + 1]/hr), absolute deal man.  Almost an entirely new casa, make it our own man.

 

We dashed to supermarket for (cheap) deli sandwiches for lunch, we wee and Ecu handyman man.

Everyone dined well, Guy Food man.

 

After that, our fizzicle therapist came, panic call earlier in week by we to she man.

FT unhosed our back first, necessary for next step man.

Dry-needled our entire left lower extremity, attack the trochanteric bursitis man.

Before, we had been unable to take a step upstairs on left leg, ow ow ow ow yell we man.

After, we could do so, still hedging our bets man.

 

Amidst all above, did maximum Many (2+1) laundry loads, Thread Laundress report man.

Load distribution almost exactly like last night's estimate, adept proficient we man.

Next week very well might be ONE load total, hard to imagine man.

 

Combed Mini-B.'s apparel items to hand off supply to Mrs. T-B., latter's custodial week man.

 

Watched AFV with Mini-B., weekly tradition we with wee man.

Mrs. T-B. came to join us, actually paid attention to show for once she man.

At end, sent Mini-B. off for a week with Mommy and without rubias, bye wee man.

Made Many (2+1) lunches and picked shirt/ties for week at POTS office, prep we man.

Casa is exceptionally quiet, even New Miu still asleep man.

Been many years since it was just We + Cat, albeit different miu man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

The President of Poland has come down with Covid-Many, oj tak.

We hope that he recovers in 1, 2, or Many days, oj tak.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

 

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Mon., Manyober Many'th

National Mincemeat Day = our thugs will turn you into this unless you buy a POTS today

 

Tues., Manyober Many'th

National American Beer Day = celebrate with plenty of this after you buy your POTS today

 

Wed., Manyober Many'th

National First Responders Day = be first to respond in the purchase of a POTS today

 

Thurs., Manyober Many'th

National Hermit Day = even hermits can luxuriate by buying a POTS today

 

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National Speak Up For Service Day = demand that you be serviced via the order of a POTS today

 

Sat., Manyober Many'st

National Trick or Treat Day = it is no trick and a definite treat to buy a POTS today

 

Sun., Manyvember 1st

National Family Literacy Day = your entire family should read this aloud and carefully: "Buy a POTS today -- buy a POTS today -- buy a POTS today..."

 

 

The first Many (only!) customers to mention this ad when ordering will receive a handsome 0.0000001% discount off full retail, $i man.  Get your POTS today, whee man!

[SAT 9,609]

11 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I think I may need more than one more dog with these guys. They tiny he's 2.5lbs and shouldn't get bigger then 11lbs.

You need 50. And you have 49...

[Ontarkie 14,234]

5 hours ago, SAT said:

You need 50. And you have 49...

49 chickens maybe but not dogs. I'm not that crazy yet🤪

[TBoneTX 45,329]

25 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

I'm not that crazy yet

Overly optimistic Ontarklar!  Overly, OVERLY optimistic OPTIMISTIC Ontarklar!

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Scintillating repartee these last Many hours, yawn man.

 

De-dish (easiest load ever, because it's All Ours) miu prep zzz man.

Mornin', absent Commie- and other babes with refulgent, eminently allocatable upvote inventories!

[Asia 2,498]

On 10/26/2020 at 6:26 AM, TBoneTX said:

The President of Poland has come down with Covid-Many, oj tak.

Yeah, he was tested positive.

And that's the one and only positive thing about him

[Asia 2,498]

On 10/25/2020 at 8:39 PM, Ontarkie said:

Puppy picture 

 

😍😍😍

[Lil bear 4,228]

18 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Scintillating repartee these last Many hours, yawn man.

 

De-dish (easiest load ever, because it's All Ours) miu prep zzz man.

Mornin', absent Commie- and other babes with refulgent, eminently allocatable upvote inventories!

I imagine the quiet will take some getting used to .... 

[TBoneTX 45,329]

3 hours ago, Lil bear said:

I imagine the quiet will take some getting used to .... 

Initially, but very easily adapted to, si LB ma'am.

We even had a nap this eve, and on our OWN schedule, zzz free we man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

21 hours ago, Asia said:

Yeah, he was tested positive.

And that's the one and only positive thing about him

A positive thing for Poland, oj huh?

 

Now quit with the political comments (violating Rule #Many and Rule #Many of this thread's opening post) and get back to your primary job, which is to upvote all our posts, young lady, oj tak.

 

Opinionated Asia!  Opinionated, OPINIONATED Asia!

Edited October 28, 2020 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Speaking of this thread, we are so glad that it is crawling to its macabre conclusion and that we -- yes, we -- get to name the next one, long past our proper turn man.

 

We have a genuinely clever name that will actually sound positive* and attract interest, si man.

     *like Poland's president who has Covid-Many, oj tak

[Asia 2,498]

8 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

A positive thing for Poland, oj huh?

 

Now quit with the political comments (violating Rule #Many and Rule #Many of this thread's opening post) and get back to your primary job, which is to upvote all our posts, young lady, oj tak.

 

Opinionated Asia!  Opinionated, OPINIONATED Asia!

1) Definitely

2) No political comments. Don't have time, cause I have to go for a walk That's the form of our protest.