Rante Macabre

[TBoneTX 44,787]

On 10/19/2020 at 1:31 PM, trudi said:

Life in AL is good [...] head back to NC

Alabaman dialect is probably the purest Southern dialect, si T ma'am.

Conversely, North Carolinian dialect isn't English as much as it's a throat disease, sigh T ma'am.

[Asia 2,494]

On 10/19/2020 at 5:26 AM, NikLR said:

He hates the dishwasher. But thats a personal problem. 

OMG, the dishwarsher (Texas spelling) is the best appliance I've ever had! 

On 10/19/2020 at 6:58 AM, TBoneTX said:

This will be our first solo week with Mini-B., alternating weeks we with wee man.

Hugs to you both, T-B!

[SAT 9,609]

3 hours ago, Asia said:

OMG, the dishwarsher (Texas spelling) is the best appliance I've ever had! 

 

 And, like many other fine items, was probably invented by a very lazy person. 

 

"Oh man I'm sick of getting up off the couch to change the channel, what if I can make something that can change the channel for me..." 

 

Washing machine

Automatic transmission

Power windows

Cordless phones

Etc

[Ontarkie 14,143]

OMG I'm tired of biting my cheek. I bite my cheek more than anyone else in the house combine. Heck more in a month then they do in a year. 

[TBoneTX 44,787]

6 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

biting my cheek. I bite my cheek

"When you swim in the creek and an eel bites your cheek, that's a moray," si D ma'am.

[TBoneTX 44,787]

21 hours ago, Asia said:

the dishwarsher (Texas spelling)

Warshbrained trainable Asia!  Warshbrained, WARSHBRAINED trainable TRAINABLE Asia!

But what of your mechanical massage-butting Pre-Owned Toilet Seat, oj huh huh huh ma'am?

Forgetful Asia!  Forgetful, FORGETFUL Asia!

21 hours ago, Asia said:

Hugs to you both, T-B!

Thoughtful warshbrained mechanical non-POTS-crediting Asia!

Edited October 23, 2020 by TBoneTX

[SAT 9,609]

15 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

OMG I'm tired of biting my cheek. I bite my cheek more than anyone else in the house combine. Heck more in a month then they do in a year. 

What happened? That hillbilly is useless I tell ya! 

It's what happens when they're from Arkansas...

[Ontarkie 14,143]

I got another puppy  

 

I'll post pictures as soon as I can get a clear one.

[TBoneTX 44,787]

Adopt-mini-canining Ontarklar!  Adopt-mini-canining, ADOPT-MINI-CANINING Ontarklar!

Edited October 25, 2020 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 44,787]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

Itinerary was truncated mightily by our fatigue and Mini-B.'s oft-expressed displeasure, need-zzz we and constant-beef wee man.

 

The take, see man:

 -- shirt for Mini-B., mousepad, 2 plastic tumblers = $1, deal man

 -- pack of Many football cards from year 1ManyMany2 for Mini-B. = $1, mollify M.-B. for a while man

 -- book for Mini-B. = $1, mollify M.-B. for a while man

Total = $Many ($2+1), kept weekly streak alive man

 

Trip was bookended by breakfast at Burger King and lunch at Wendy's, both with use of coupons man.

[TBoneTX 44,787]

Thrilling Saturday mini-report, see in brief man:

 

Out-cleaned cabinets beneath sinks in prep for replace-fauceting on Sunday, Ecu handyman man.

Our under-bathroom sink stuff was neatly removed, remove neatly we man.

Mrs. T-B.'s unclaimed stuff (2 sinks) was ancient, drippy, leaking, sticky, dusty, used up, and exhausting to deal with, egad man.

Up-filled a Many-gal. kitchen drawstring bag with just that stuff, trash we she-man's stuff man.

Up-filled a large box with her remaining usable stuff, remove on Sunday she man.

And we think that we hurt ourself dragging said box to top of stairway, ow ow ow we man.

If we take a kill-painer at bedtime, we might never wake up, exhausted we man.

And Mrs. T-B. is coming at Many (2x2x2) -- yes, Many (2x2x2) -- a.m. to get another mattress, pilfer she man.

 

And our Amazon Prime order, necessary for Ecu handyman, is vaguely listed as "might be late," not arrived as promised man.  

Edited October 25, 2020 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 44,787]

We fuzzily envision "heavy" laundry day as Many (2+1) loads, uncertain envisionment man.

Bedsheets = #1 load, this is certain man.

Mini-B.'s stuff + pillowcases = #2 load, most probably man.

Our stuff + bath towels + kitchen towels/rags = #Many load, we guess man.

We are nagged by the feeling that we're forgetting/miscalculating something, disaster brewing man.

 

We have dished/must de-dish the warsher, only second time this week man.

We forgot to add the 2 tumblers from the earlier GS, drat man.

However, such a blessing to never again have to scrape vulcanized, dried-on #### from every plate/bowl/utensil, do things our way man.

 

We are also pleased to report another standard kitchen application, read forthwith man.

We eat off disposable plates as much as possible, nearly Many% of the time man.

If said plates are "clean" (such as only with dry crumbs on them), we knock off crumbs and reuse them man.

One plate made it through several uses before we left a tiny glob of mayonnaise on it, drat man.

Fortunately, New Miu off-slurped said mayo-glob, omnipresent miu man.

We could have continued using plate but disposed of it anyway, like a wimp we man.

[TBoneTX 44,787]

Mornin', largely absent Commie- and other babes with unallocated upvote inventories!

[Ontarkie 14,143]

Puppy picture 

 

[SAT 9,609]

1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

Puppy picture 

 

1 more dog and you're in the Iditarod...