Rante Macabre

[NikLR 13,227]

On 10/13/2020 at 7:55 AM, SAT said:

Remember I was complaining that my last car, the low fuel warning comes on late, with like 18 miles range left to empty? 

Well Lexus heard the complaints all right, now the low fuel warning comes on with 10 miles to empty...

fill up at a 1/4 tank!  It's not like you drive that much. 

[Ontarkie 14,175]

Thanks giving is over I put up my tree  

 

FB said so so I did. 

 

 

[SAT 9,609]

5 hours ago, NikLR said:

fill up at a 1/4 tank!  It's not like you drive that much. 

 

I can't be pestered by the little stuff like filling the gas tank...

[TBoneTX 44,926]

On ‎10‎/‎13‎/‎2020 at 8:55 AM, SAT said:

Remember I was complaining that my last car, the low fuel warning comes on late, with like Many miles range left to empty? 

Well Lexus heard the complaints all right, now the low fuel warning comes on with Many miles to empty...

And your problem is, huh man?

Sell both to Mrs. T-B., fit her lifestyle man.

1 hour ago, SAT said:

I can't be pestered by the little stuff like filling the gas tank...

You sound like a perfect match for someone who's imminently available, will refer you man.

[TBoneTX 44,926]

On ‎10‎/‎12‎/‎2020 at 7:12 AM, trudi said:

Sending you ((hugs)) TB, end of an era stuff is hard

Gracias, T ma'am.  Now where's your recommendation of a rubia or Polish Commie-babe, huh T ma'am?

On ‎10‎/‎12‎/‎2020 at 7:57 PM, cdneh said:

Truth.

Gracias, Eh ma'am.  Now where's your recommendation of a rubia or Polish Commie-babe, huh Eh ma'am?

[TBoneTX 44,926]

Speaking of Polish Commie-babes, one was the news last week for having won a big tennis tournament, oj tak.

 

This here Polish Commie-babe beat her Unpolish Commie-babe opponent by the score of Many-Many (first set) and Many-1 (second set), oj tak.

 

Because no one could determine which player got Many and which got Many, versus which got Many and which got Many, they're still playing the first round, into perpetuity man.

[TBoneTX 44,926]

In other news, Mrs. T-B. is spending her last week in the casa in typical fashion by raising the A/C thermostat to Many,000 degrees F., Ecu levels man; and by leaving permanently crudded-over stuff in the kitchen sink, never rinse anything off while still rinseable man.

3 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Thanks giving is over I put up my tree

Organized Ontarklar!  Organized, ORGANIZED Ontarklar!

[TBoneTX 44,926]

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man.

 

Thrilling Thursday mini-report, see man:

 

We suspected a toilet blockage and phoned Plumber Jr., son of Plumber Sr. man.

Kid came right out, motivated jr. he man.

Felt around with snake and ended up pulling toilet, pull he man.

Culprit was lots & lots of HAIR, getting rid of that source we man.

We paid $Many for this privilege, grrrr man.

Plumber also lavishly praised our luxurious Pre-Owned Toilet Seats, get yours today man.

 

Drove to Many places trying to find rollers for mirrored closet doors, no one has in stock man.

Was referred to a small outfit that we shall look for on Fri., look we man.

Carpet people never called us back, disappointing man.

Pre-Owned Toilet Seats luxurious, order yours today man.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

I'll catch up, I promise. 

 

Got a new tattoo this week. 

Almost done with my second degree.

Trying not to work 80 hours a week.

 

I went to clean out my pantry this week, because I maybe my 3rd day off in 7 months and discovered everything expired in the time since I started working.  I seriously cried.

I've had a few more days off this week and next, because my  normal full time schedule, gives me 4 day stretches off.  The amount of things that haven't been done in this past year are mind-boggling. I'm disappointed and pissed at the Dane. I knew it was getting bad because I'd come back from a straight 60, 10pm at night and be scrapping and painting outside, but 🤬.  He got an ultimatum that if he doesn't at least go to the gym 3 times a week, I'm divorcing him. So, he's working with a personal trainer.

 

 

 

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

On 10/10/2020 at 6:58 PM, NikLR said:

Some people always think divorce is a way to freedom, and it is.  But with that freedom comes responsibilities that you may not have been aware of beforehand, especially if you have a marriage where one person does much for the other.   Tbone does a lot for his soon to be ex wife and her eyes will be opened.  On the other hand if I divorced my husband I'm sure both of us would get along fine (my house would be cleaner) but he would suffer from a rude awakening when it comes to the pets.  

Cleaner house, yes.  I feel like I get a lot more freedom within my marriage, like I know someone will be there to help with the kids or to bounce household ideas off of.  Our marriage is open, so it is a little different, but I get to fun when I need it, or turn it off and going back to my vanilla stability when I don't. 

 

Divorce, despite my joking threats of it, is rubbish for everyone involved in some capacity, unless there is abuse or things are just beyond terrible, etc.  

[TBoneTX 44,926]

8 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

I'll catch up, I promise.

Up-catching promissory Nola-B. ma'am!  Up-catching, UP-CATCHING promissory PROMISSORY Nola-B. ma'am!

8 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Got a new tattoo this week.  Almost done with my second degree.

Fotos of tattoo, this week, and second degree now, see Nola-B. ma'am.

8 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Trying not to work Many hours a week.

Many is too many (or, depending on definition of Many, too few), si Nola-B. ma'am.

[TBoneTX 44,926]

8 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

everything expired

You should have seen ours even with Mrs. T-B. in the casa much/most of the time, sigh Nola-B. ma'am.

8 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Divorce [...] is rubbish for everyone involved in some capacity

LPoP and unread, no see we Nola-B. ma'am.

8 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

unless [...] things are just beyond terrible

LPoP and unread, but it would be beyond terrible if you didn't recommend rubias and Polish Commie-babes* as everyone else is doing, get act together Nola-B. ma'am.

       *and ordering Pre-Owned Toilet Seats

[TBoneTX 44,926]

Thrilling Friday report, see man:

Temp dropped from Many F. to Many F., had to wear long pants + windbreaker man.

(Despite this, Texas weather Many Nueva York weather zero man.)

 

Mrs. T-B. still not visibly packed for moving this weekend, what the devil is she thinking man.

 

We self-initiatively out-cleaned one kitchen cabinet and discovered more-than-ample room for stuff, miracle to behold man.  Our additional findings, see man:

1.  We shall never again need to buy disposable cups, Many,000,000 possessed man.

2.  We shall not soon need to buy disposable plates, Many,000 possessed man.

Many.  We shall almost never again need to buy cocktail napkins, Many,000 possessed man.

It appears that we have been possessed in our purchasing habits involving same, son of a witch man.

 

Despite certain Saturday chaos, we have itineraried Many GSs and a couple of ESs, tradition man.

Edited October 17, 2020 by TBoneTX

[NikLR 13,227]

15 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Cleaner house, yes.  I feel like I get a lot more freedom within my marriage, like I know someone will be there to help with the kids or to bounce household ideas off of.  Our marriage is open, so it is a little different, but I get to fun when I need it, or turn it off and going back to my vanilla stability when I don't. 

 

Divorce, despite my joking threats of it, is rubbish for everyone involved in some capacity, unless there is abuse or things are just beyond terrible, etc.  

It's never easy to start over in life.  I've watched my mom do it numerous times and being married 4 times isn't something she's proud of obviously. But she is proud of being more sure of who she is, what she wants, and what she's willing to deal with in a relationship.  She has more deal breakers than ever, but that level of self esteem is what has kept her current marriage stronger than the rest. 

[NikLR 13,227]

7 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Friday report, see man:

Temp dropped from Many F. to Many F., had to wear long pants + windbreaker man.

(Despite this, Texas weather Many Nueva York weather zero man.)

 

Mrs. T-B. still not visibly packed for moving this weekend, what the devil is she thinking man.

 

We self-initiatively out-cleaned one kitchen cabinet and discovered more-than-ample room for stuff, miracle to behold man.  Our additional findings, see man:

1.  We shall never again need to buy disposable cups, Many,000,000 possessed man.

2.  We shall not soon need to buy disposable plates, Many,000 possessed man.

Many.  We shall almost never again need to buy cocktail napkins, Many,000 possessed man.

It appears that we have been possessed in our purchasing habits involving same, son of a witch man.

 

Despite certain Saturday chaos, we have itineraried Many GSs and a couple of ESs, tradition man.

You just figured out you have a garage sale purchasing issue? LMAO