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[SAT 9,609]

I see hillbilly in there...

[SAT 9,609]

15 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Last night I finished a 3000 piece Where's Waldo puzzle. 

 

 

In Poland, the puzzle comes like that, and you have to dismantle it...

[TBoneTX 45,329]

New miu looks much like a burnt hot dog, resemble wiener she man.

Miu has learned the benefits of the top level of her new Miu Tower, educated miu man.

Mini-B. refers to her as "the high-altitude burnt hot dog," apt description man.

On 9/18/2020 at 8:26 PM, Ontarkie said:

I finished a Many,000 piece Where's Waldo puzzle. 

P-math-impaired Ontarklar!  P-math-impaired, P-MATH-IMPAIRED Ontarklar!

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

We attended the semiannual citywide GS of a small town some distance away, road trip we man.

For once, the weather was nonrainy, although somewhat breezy man.

Sadly, we got on the road about an hour later than optimal, delinquent we man.

 

The take, see man:

 -- Many (2+2+2) packs disposable plates = $1, steal man

 -- a Manyzen Corelle dinner-plates, Many (2+2) Corelle cereal bowls, Many (2+2) 

       Corelle saucers = $Many ($2x2x2), absolute steal man

 -- a Manyzen Corelle cake-plates = $1 + half + half-of-half a buck = absolute steal man

 -- new-with-tags Superhero sleep-pants = half-of-half a buck, steal man

 -- 1 pants, 1 shirt for Mini-B. = $1, steal man

 -- Many (2+1) books for Mini-B. = $1, steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2+2+2+1)

 

During the above thievery, we lunched at our favorite restaurant in the small town, ingest we man.

We had our usual, and got one of their patented apple pies to bring to the casa, thoughtful we man.

Had we arrived even Many (2x2x2+2) minutes after we did, we'd still be waiting to be let in, wow man.

 

We then T-B.-mobiled another half-hour farther to an ES, within range man.

ES was a dud, oh well man.

However, we found a NAPA Auto Parts store and got Many (2+2) T-B.-mobile oil filters, serendipity man.

 

On the way back, we hit a more local ES, also a dud man.

Our failure to depart the casa early enough caused us to miss a Many'rd/more promising ES, grrr man.

Nevertheless, we absolutely up-cleaned, with every purchase at least a steal man.

 

The dishware purchases constituted a completely full extra warshdisher load, do it we man.

[SAT 9,609]

Where's my Disney visa...

[Ontarkie 14,234]

My kids are freaking driving me nuts!!!!!

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Then have more, Many more, si D ma'am.

Fecund parturient Ontarklar!  Fecund, FECUND parturient PARTURIENT Ontarklar!

[TBoneTX 45,329]

We told Mini-B. The News today, tell wee man.

He seemed to take it pretty well, processing wee man.

His first concern was where the cat would live, wee love miu man.

He teared up slightly when considering that Mrs. T-B. wouldn't be around every night, uh-oh man.

We seemed to convince him that everything would be OK, convince wee we man.

A few minutes later, he was watching a funny YouTube video and was back to his normal self, relief man.

 

The real work will start when Mrs. T-B. actually begins to move out, because then it will become "real," ouch man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

In morn, took Mini-B. to see Mama T-B., senior she dote over he man.

At noon, it began to rain, Texas Many tropical storms Nueva York few and wimpy man.

 

Mrs. T-B.'s apparel fit into one load, miraculous to relate man.

Warshered/baked/folded the minimum Many loads, heaven is kind man.

Had above Talk with Mini-B., wow man.

Nearly fell asleep watching late TV news, hurricane reports man.

 

Rain let up for less than an hour after sunset and now has revived, waterlogged we man.

Texas Many trop storms Nueva York few and wimpy man.
Falling asleep as we type this, need zzz we man.

[SAT 9,609]

20 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

My kids are freaking driving me nuts!!!!!

Mine too

[trudi 1,317]

15 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We told Mini-B. The News today, tell wee man.

He seemed to take it pretty well, processing wee man.

His first concern was where the cat would live, wee love miu man.

He teared up slightly when considering that Mrs. T-B. wouldn't be around every night, uh-oh man.

We seemed to convince him that everything would be OK, convince wee we man.

A few minutes later, he was watching a funny YouTube video and was back to his normal self, relief man.

 

The real work will start when Mrs. T-B. actually begins to move out, because then it will become "real," ouch man.

That is a hard conversation, you are a good Dad TB ((hugs))

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Gracias, si T ma'am*.

       *who forgot to upvote ANY of our posts, Bad T ma'am

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Texas Many tropical storms, Nueva York fewer/wimpy man.

 

Has been monsooning or raining steadily since noon Sunday, getting old man.

Supposed to continue through Wednesday, How Dry We Aren't man.

This ain't no Harvey or Imelda, but enough is enough, sunshine man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Scintillating repartee on Tuesday, yawn man.

(Absent silent Asia!  Absent, ABSENT silent SILENT Asia!)

 

Kept monsooning like an illegitimate male child, but with breaks, trop storm man.

We even went out before sunset on a couple of quick errands, How Dry We Are man.

Weatherdudes say that the thing will be out of our hair by Wed. at Many a.m., hopefully man.

Texas Many trop storms, Nueva York few/wimpy ones man.

 

Term for trop storm in Spanish is tormenta tropicál, seen on Univision man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Chickens roost at the casa, old saying man.

 

Tues. afternoon, Mrs. T-B. gingerly asked if she could stay here till the last day, Manyvember 1 man.

We said, "Technically, yes, but you need to be out by then, si man," si man.

Mrs. T-B. said nothing but looked worried, silent she man.

 

Tues. eve, Mrs. T-B. worriedly said, "Did you hear about ____?", her source of income man.

We said, "No, man," si man.

Mrs. T-B. said, "They're not doing anything till March and will use their own people till then," say she man.

We think that Eh ma'am's prediction is coming true even before it all starts, prescient Eh ma'am man.