Rante Macabre

[SAT 9,609]

9 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Tbone time to teach Mrs. T-B to do her own laundry. Cut the cord man!

 

 

I spent all weekend way too busy. Just now sitting down and relaxing. 

 

Today we made 4 types of sausage. Thyme, Sweet Italian, Parmesan Basil, and Hawaiian. 

 

I only took a picture of the Hawaiian sausage but made two big pork butts each type of sausage is about 4lbs of meat. 

 

 

 

Why you have candy cane in a cup behind el chorízos....

[Ontarkie 14,143]

39 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

Why you have candy cane in a cup behind el chorízos....

I'm ready for Christmas 

 

I always buy tons and let the kids eat them all year. PLus the peppermint ones are great for sore throats. 

[TBoneTX 44,787]

On 9/14/2020 at 1:41 AM, Ontarkie said:

time to teach Mrs. T-B to do her own laundry.

After all these years, the lint-trap is still a mystery, must be cultural man.

We will not let her wreck our laundry equipment, no man!

16 hours ago, NikLR said:

Also time to let her figure out how to keep gas in her own car. Suggest buying her a roadside kit and jerry can. Remind her to fill up at 1/Many tank and then let her learn. 

She has no clue as to how to calculate mpg or even how to record mileage, sigh Niki-B. ma'am.

Ditto seeing a need, see nothing she man.

Doesn't even pay attention to how much gas she has, blank look and "half" when queried man.

[TBoneTX 44,787]

On 9/14/2020 at 1:41 AM, Ontarkie said:

took a picture of the Hawaiian sausage

Non-family-friendly VJ post, si D ma'am!  Reported!!!

14 hours ago, SAT said:

made two big pork butts

Non-family-friendly VJ post, si D ma'am!!!  Reported!!!!!

[NikLR 13,227]

6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

After all these years, the lint-trap is still a mystery, must be cultural man.

We will not let her wreck our laundry equipment, no man!

She has no clue as to how to calculate mpg or even how to record mileage, sigh Niki-B. ma'am.

Ditto seeing a need, see nothing she man.

Doesn't even pay attention to how much gas she has, blank look and "half" when queried man.

She doesnt need to calculate mpg or mileage. Just needs to learn how to read the gas guage.  Maybe walking to get gas a time or two will trigger the ability?  But you enable her never to remember these things by doing them for her. 

[SAT 9,609]

2 hours ago, NikLR said:

She doesnt need to calculate mpg or mileage. Just needs to learn how to read the gas guage.  Maybe walking to get gas a time or two will trigger the ability?  But you enable her never to remember these things by doing them for her. 

My car warns you that there's no gas by stopping. 

[Ontarkie 14,143]

10 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

After all these years, the lint-trap is still a mystery, must be cultural man.

We will not let her wreck our laundry equipment, no man!

She has no clue as to how to calculate mpg or even how to record mileage, sigh Niki-B. ma'am.

Ditto seeing a need, see nothing she man.

Doesn't even pay attention to how much gas she has, blank look and "half" when queried man.

Ok I understand the machines. But once she is out are you going to keep taking her clothes in to wash? I know you are trying to keep the piece but stand there with her and show her how to do it. Or tell her to figure it out at the laundry mat if she won't learn with you. 

Take her to the gas station and have her pump gas. That is all she needs to know and all you need to do and then wash your hands of the car. This will be all on her as her new single life does not include you as her servant. 

 

 

I want to add you have been a great soon to be ex husband to her. Most would have booted her out long ago. 

I know I would have. 

[cdneh 3,112]

5 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Ok I understand the machines. But once she is out are you going to keep taking her clothes in to wash? I know you are trying to keep the piece but stand there with her and show her how to do it. Or tell her to figure it out at the laundry mat if she won't learn with you. 

Take her to the gas station and have her pump gas. That is all she needs to know and all you need to do and then wash your hands of the car. This will be all on her as her new single life does not include you as her servant. 

 

 

I want to add you have been a great soon to be ex husband to her. Most would have booted her out long ago. 

I know I would have. 

It isn't a mystery, is it. All basic adulting stuff.

[Ontarkie 14,143]

42 minutes ago, cdneh said:

It isn't a mystery, is it. All basic adulting stuff.

It seems for some it is lol 

[cdneh 3,112]

37 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

It seems for some it is lol 

I can't imagine where I'd be today if I couldn't do my own stuff. Yikes.

[TBoneTX 44,787]

14 hours ago, NikLR said:

She doesnt need to calculate mpg or mileage.

She does, because it can tip one off to something wrong with the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, see Niki-B. ma'am.

14 hours ago, NikLR said:

Just needs to learn how to read the gas guage.

She does know, and it doesn't help with the situation, no Niki-B. ma'am.

14 hours ago, NikLR said:

Maybe walking to get gas a time or two will trigger the ability?

The ONE time we ran out, we had to call her for a gas can from the garage, sigh Niki-B. ma'am.

She was irritated at having to do so, sigh man.

14 hours ago, NikLR said:

But you enable her never to remember these things by doing them for her. 

She has ADD, especially involving cars, sigh Niki-B. ma'am.

[TBoneTX 44,787]

9 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

once she is out are you going to keep taking her clothes in to wash?

If Mini-B. has nothing to wear when he's over at wherever her casa will be, necessity man.

9 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

stand there with her and show her how to do it.

Cars and laundry machines = complete ADD, sigh D ma'am.

9 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Or tell her to figure it out at the laundry mat

This will be one part of her long-stated desire for "freedom!" that will be a surprise, poetic justice man.

Of course, she'll be able to buy the finest laundry machines after getting through with us, grrrr man.

9 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

her new single life does not include you as her servant. 

This will be one part of her long-stated desire for "freedom!" that will be a surprise, poetic justice man.

9 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Most would have booted her out long ago.  I know I would have. 

We'll see who boots whom at mediation on Thurs., sigh man...

9 hours ago, cdneh said:

It isn't a mystery, is it. All basic adulting stuff.

Parts of which are canceled by ADD, si and sigh Eh ma'am...

8 hours ago, cdneh said:

I can't imagine where I'd be today if I couldn't do my own stuff. Yikes.

LPoP (Last Post on Page) and therefore unread, no see Eh ma'am.

[cdneh 3,112]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

If Mini-B. has nothing to wear when he's over at wherever her casa will be, necessity man.

Cars and laundry machines = complete ADD, sigh D ma'am.

This will be one part of her long-stated desire for "freedom!" that will be a surprise, poetic justice man.

Of course, she'll be able to buy the finest laundry machines after getting through with us, grrrr man.

This will be one part of her long-stated desire for "freedom!" that will be a surprise, poetic justice man.

We'll see who boots whom at mediation on Thurs., sigh man...

Parts of which are canceled by ADD, si and sigh Eh ma'am...

LPoP (Last Post on Page) and therefore unread, no see Eh ma'am.

Nonsense. Strikes me as pretty selective ADD. Her ADD seems to me to pertain simply to things that she does not enjoy, or has no interest in, or that she can hoodwink someone else into doing for her.  She is about to run headlong into 'freedom' and I think most of it is going to come as a complete shock.

[TBoneTX 44,787]

Spying on our casa, huh Eh ma'am?

[Ontarkie 14,143]

Sadly ADD has nothing to do with it.

Sure doing the calculations is helpful. The Hillbilly does it too. That is his prerogative and he's the only one who puts gas in the truck. Now there has been twice I put gas in the truck ok maybe 3 times in our 12 years here. I don't bother with the numbers

I would say you have OCD with the way you take over. I am bad at that too and it's my fault when the Hillbilly doesn't read my mind when I want him to do something. Because I always told him I got it and do it myself. So yes you did just that being OCD and doing it all. She ran with it. Heck I would too. 

If you're worried about Mini you can do his clothes but please for the love of all. Do not get suckered into doing her clothes. You can always teach him how to do his own clothes and he can sneak loads in to keep his nice and clean

 

Fingers crossed for Thursday.