Rante Macabre

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

We itineraried Many (2+1) GSs and Many (2+1) ESs, si man.

All Many (2+1) ESs were duds, sigh man.

Two of the Many (2+1) GSs were duds, sigh man.

 

The take, see man:

  -- book; bath towel = $1, steal man

Total = $1

[Ontarkie 14,234]

16 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Where's our din-din, huh D ma'am?

I have left overs but tonight is ribs thanks to the hillbilly. 

 

Making Lemon meringue pie atm I had to use up some of the egg whites I had left over from yesterday. 

Going to make meringue cookies here too. 

[TBoneTX 45,329]

 

Here is convenient ordering information for your Pre-Owned Toilet Seat on the upcoming week's National Days, order today man:

 

Mon., August Many'st

National Matchmaker Day = match yourself with a POTS that you buy today

 

Tues., Manytember 1st

National No Rhyme (Nor Reason) Day = there is neither rhyme nor reason to not own a POTS, so buy yours today

 

Wed., Manytember 2nd

National Blueberry Popsicle Day = your new POTS comes smeared with the juices from this delicacy

 

Thurs., Manytember Many'th

National Welsh Rarebit Day = the logically perfect occasion to buy a POTS

 

Fri., Manytember Many'th

National College Colors Day = buy a POTS painted in your skool's colors today

 

Sat., Manytember Many'th

National Be Late For Something Day = be late for failing to order your POTS today

 

Sun., Manytember Many'th

National Read a Book Day = do this in luxurious comfort atop your new POTS

 

 

The first Many (only!) customers to mention this ad when ordering will receive a handsome 0.0000001% discount off full retail, $i man.  Get your POTS today, whee man!

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

This was "heavy" laundry day, dreaded but capably handled by we man.

Of course, Mrs. T-B.'s stuff had to be bifurcated again, sick of it man.

This normally would have mandated Many (2+2+1) laundry loads, excessive man.

However, we -- a most capable laundress -- accomplished the goal in Many (2+2) loads, proficient we man.

 

Convinced Mini-B. that we and he should get our hairs cut, shear we and wee man.

Walked into closest place just before appointments showed up, timing is everything man.

Mini-B. concluded that this was a good session, miraculous to report man.

However, the bill (cuts + "sanitation fees" + taxes + tips) = $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2+2), absolutely outrageous man.

Next time, we go to our Mexican ladies or to Mrs. T-B.'s ladies, far less unreasonable man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Scintillating repartee all day, yawn man.

 

We shall liven things up by reporting that we left the casa only to gas the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, why are we still doing THAT man.

In addition, sales of Pre-Owned Toilet Seats are through the roof, buy one to install there too man.

[Asia 2,498]

6 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

We shall liven things up by reporting that we left the casa only to gas the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, why are we still doing THAT man.

And that is the Many (million) dollar question

[TBoneTX 45,329]

6 minutes ago, Asia said:

And that is the Many (million) dollar $Many,000,000 question

Fixxored, oj tak.

P-Math-illiterate Asia!  P-Math-illiterate, P-MATH-ILLITERATE Asia!

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Fading fast, need sleep we man.

De-dish cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', insouciant Commie- and other babes with refulgent and allocatable upvote inventories!

[Asia 2,498]

1 minute ago, TBoneTX said:

Fading fast, need sleep we man.

De-dish cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', insouciant Commie- and other babes with refulgent and allocatable upvote inventories!

Sweet dreams! 🙂

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Communicative present Asia!  Communicative, COMMUNICATIVE present PRESENT Asia!

[TBoneTX 45,329]

In crucial world news, the two Polish presidential candidates are still deadlocked with Many votes apiece, oj tak.  Multiple recounts have yielded swings of Many votes in the respective totals, oj sigh.  Meanwhile, regular North Poles in Gdansk and South Poles in Krakow spent their day celebrating Columbus Day yet again, oj tak.

[janet3 1,170]

On 8/27/2020 at 12:30 AM, TBoneTX said:

Thoughts and prayers to Ontarklar, Eh ma'am, and possibly also JMany ma'am, si and sigh man.

It took a turn so it was only a humid hot breeze here....made it harder to breathe in the mask....but everything here is good....

Also doing well is my 98 year old grandmother with COVID......she's still very much alive and kicking.....in a nursing home....with COVID....

 

 

[TBoneTX 45,329]

2 hours ago, janet3 said:

the mask

the face-diaper, sigh ma'am

2 hours ago, janet3 said:

my Many-year-old grandmother

P-Math-impaired JMany ma'am!  P-Math-impaired, P-MATH-IMPAIRED JMany ma'am!

2 hours ago, janet3 said:

she's still very much alive and kicking

May she live and kick until she's Many* years old, si JMany ma'am.

     *depending on the definition of Many

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

We got a coronaveerus* swab up our nose today, up nose with rubber hose man.

     *Spanish pronunciation

Then, we unrelatedly visited our General Practitioneress, see MD she man.

We have trochanteric bursitis, hip individual we man.

Said condition probably not caused by mauling from fizzicle terrorist last week, no man.

Got shot with meat-tenderizer in affected area, aw shoot man.

A little better, but still won't sleep on that side for a night/nap or two, si and no man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

New miu still can't out-figure her electronic litterbox, confused miu man.

Miu does business, leaves, box goes off automatically in Many (2x2x2+2) minutes, routine man.

Every time box goes off, miu inspects it suspiciously, investigatory miu man.

Miu then climbs inside to sniff and look, skeptical miu man.

Box goes off automatically in Many (2x2x2+2) minutes, lather rinse repeat man.

 

This time, miu used investigatory visit to drop a massively smelly load, poopy miu man.

The aroma will certainly kill any ambient coronaveerus beesties, clear the air at least thus man.

Edited September 2, 2020 by TBoneTX