Rante Macabre

[TBoneTX 45,333]

2 minutes ago, trudi said:

We moved to Alabama today and left MIL in NC 😁

I'm sure she'll end up here eventually but we're going to enjoy being free for as long as it lasts 😁

Then change the location in your sidebar, delinquent T ma'am!

Delinquent T ma'am!  Delinquent, DELINQUENT T ma'am!

 

Did you move to Alabama with your banjo on your knee, huh T ma'am?

And exactly or approximately where, huh T ma'am?

Did the airport give you a moving-to-Alabama party, huh T ma'am?

Fotos of Alabama now, see T ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,333]

1 hour ago, NikLR said:

They do come with manuals

Most of them come with automatics and have for Manycades, be thus apprised Niki-B. ma'am.

Nonvehicular Niki-B. ma'am!  Nonvehicular, NONVEHICULAR Niki-B. ma'am!

[NikLR 13,227]

2 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Most of them come with automatics and have for Manycades, be thus apprised Niki-B. ma'am.

Nonvehicular Niki-B. ma'am!  Nonvehicular, NONVEHICULAR Niki-B. ma'am!

Automatic cars suck and are boring.

 

Ive owned 3 automatics and none of them I picked out nor purchased.  Id only get a truck or suv as an automatic, never a car. 

[TBoneTX 45,333]

1 hour ago, NikLR said:

Automatic cars suck and are boring

and are easy to drive when one's left lower extremity is damaged, impaired, or painful, si man.

[SAT 9,609]

11 hours ago, trudi said:

We moved to Alabama today and left MIL in NC 😁

I'm sure she'll end up here eventually but we're going to enjoy being free for as long as it lasts 😁

 

I'm an honorary citizen of Alabama! 😀

Bestowed upon me by then governor Bob Riley. 

When I saved his azz...lol

[SAT 9,609]

9 hours ago, NikLR said:

Automatic cars suck and are boring.

 

Ive owned 3 automatics and none of them I picked out nor purchased.  Id only get a truck or suv as an automatic, never a car. 

 

My autobus has paddle shifters, which I'll never use...

[janet3 1,170]

On 8/3/2020 at 2:24 PM, TakeMeHome said:

Hi everyone, im new here. 

 

I feel blue and dont wanna indulge in anything after 5 long days of being surrounded by people and zero me time. I miss my fiance so much too

 

thats all..i think..thanks 

It's truly better if you think of it as an "immigration adventure".....it may take a while....keep strong and keep the love and faith....

[janet3 1,170]

On 8/4/2020 at 9:26 PM, TBoneTX said:

Remove-conditioning JMany ma'am!  Remove-conditioning, REMOVE-CONDITIONING JMany ma'am!

(Actually, remove-conditioning Mr. 2x+y man)

OMG we did it!!!! We mailed (okay fed exed) the paperwork today....RoC here we come....

It was a bit standard......I had hoped for a cake or something 😕 (but, then again, I hope for cake daily....)

[TBoneTX 45,333]

Your accomplishment takes the cake, si JMany ma'am.

You really should have hoped for (meaning ordered) a celebratory Pre-Owned Toilet Seat, si JMany ma'am.

[TakeMeHome 43]

12 hours ago, janet3 said:

It's truly better if you think of it as an "immigration adventure".....it may take a while....keep strong and keep the love and faith....

Amen to that 💖💖😭😭🌟🌟🌟

[cdneh 3,112]

On 8/6/2020 at 9:01 PM, trudi said:

We moved to Alabama today and left MIL in NC 😁

I'm sure she'll end up here eventually but we're going to enjoy being free for as long as it lasts 😁

Oh well done! Here's hoping she stays behind a good long while!

[NikLR 13,227]

For my soul I painted an oil for my friend that I've been promising her for 6 months.  I'm not super happy with it, but from a few feet back it's okay and she likes it.  I find deciduous trees to be really difficult in the bob ross style.  I may get a video from another painter to help since his style is a little different, softer and better depth imo.  I also got a "let's make art" watercolor box. The first one wasn't great, I'll be super honest!  But I actually had fun painting it, probably because it was abstract and watercolor just isn't realistic like oil painting is.  I'm not expecting it to look like anything but blobs of colour. 

[TBoneTX 45,333]

3 hours ago, NikLR said:

colour

English-only outside the regional fora, si Niki-B. ma'am.

3 hours ago, NikLR said:

watercolor [...] watercolor

Someone is going to have to explain to us how come no superfluous "u" goes in here, eh, man.

[TBoneTX 45,333]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

We itineraried Many (2+2) GSs and Many (2+2) ESs on Saturday, plethora man.

One of the GSs turned out to be a food giveaway, how did THAT happen man.

This time, the itinerary started slowly but got much better, always preferred man.

 

The take, see man:

 -- seemingly uncirculated Claiborne windbreaker = $2-&-a-half, steal man

 -- warshcloth; T-shirt; nearly full shampoo = $2, steal man

 -- Many (2+1) books for Mini-B. = $1-&-a-half, steal man

 -- Many (2+2) Better Homes hand-towels; bar Dial soap, nearly full shampoo = $Many 

        ($2+2+2+1), steal man

 -- Many (2+2+2) full boxes Kleenex; 2 nearly full packs disposable razors; toucans pork & beans; 

        Many (2+2+2) small Ginsu steak-knives = $Many ($2x2x2x2+2), deal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2x2-1)

Edited August 9, 2020 by TBoneTX

[NikLR 13,227]

7 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

English-only outside the regional fora, si Niki-B. ma'am.

Someone is going to have to explain to us how come no superfluous "u" goes in here, eh, man.

Autocorrect. 😠