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SAT Grand Master

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1 hour ago, cdneh said:

It was. Born in CT, and his parents moved to Brazil when he was little. Being the social butterfly she was, his mother had nannies. And cooks, and housekeepers, all of whom did not speak English. The parents were away a lot, like all the time, so he didn't hear any either in daily life.

When they moved back to the USA he was old enough to start grade one, but by that time English was beyond him.

 

There's some portugoose blood in my family. (The Hong Kong-Macau connection)...

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So, after I struck a deal with the other Lexus dealer. The sales woman and I discovered that we know each other in passing. From the same neighborhood, have several mutual friends, to include an ex-gf. I think I'm gonna have a car connection again for the next few years. 

She just found the car that I want. But my old car is overdue already lol

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1 hour ago, SAT said:

I struck a deal with the other Lexus dealer.

We could strike you a deal for an ultra-luxurious Pre-Owned Toilet Seat, $i man.

But you'll have to undergo a colonoscopy without sedation, prerequisite man.

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06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

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01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

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What a sharking revelation, sigh man...

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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4 hours ago, SAT said:

 

What's that gotta do with your store if she reversed the terminals? 

She didnt. We did. We install batteries after we sell them.

 

Regardless she apologized twice for being a jerk. 

 

 

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.  - Dr. Seuss

 

TBoneTX Grand Master

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2 hours ago, NikLR said:

she apologized twice for being a jerk

If you apologize once, you're not a jerk, no jerk man.

If you apologize twice, it reverses things and you're a jerk again, yes jerk man.

You got played, sorry Niki-B. ma'am!

But we're sure that you made things right, trust integrity of Niki-B. ma'am we man.

Trustworthy integritous Niki-B. ma'am!  Trustworthy, TRUSTWORTHY integritous INTEGRITOUS Niki-B. ma'am!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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My husband just spent the last hour using a leaf blower to dry the patio because he wants to sit on the patio and it rained here today.....while I kept yelling "just put a towel down!" and the dogs barked. Just in case anyone wanted to know what it's like being married to obsessive compulsive Algerian man with access to outdoor equipment.....

TBoneTX Grand Master

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Down-toweling JMany ma'am!  Down-toweling, DOWN-TOWELING JMany ma'am!

Efficient o/c Mr. 2x+y!  Efficient, EFFICIENT o/c O/C Mr. 2x+y!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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8 minutes ago, janet3 said:

I know....it's just I get caught up in the wording on the forms....

I just followed the guide and example forms on here, it really is easier than you think :)

Everything crossed for a smooth and stress free journey

SAT Grand Master

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12 hours ago, janet3 said:

My husband just spent the last hour using a leaf blower to dry the patio because he wants to sit on the patio and it rained here today.....while I kept yelling "just put a towel down!" and the dogs barked. Just in case anyone wanted to know what it's like being married to obsessive compulsive Algerian man with access to outdoor equipment.....

Yeah Algerians are obsessed with outdoor gardening stuff....

SAT Grand Master

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The car dealer asked me to email my Lexus' registration to them so they can  fill out paper work for the plate transfer.

So, I go to the car, get the regi, take a pic of it, and emailed it. 

She calls me up and tells me that I sent a Regi for a Honda. 

I look at the pic, and it's the regi for my Honda. 

So, I go back out to the Lexus, every regi in there is for a Honda. 

OK no problem right? I'll just take a pic of the window sticker for them. 

(NY has window stickers )

The window sticker on the Lexus, is for my Honda! 

So now I go look at my Honda. It's a Lexus! lol 

I been driving around with the wrong window stickers on those 2 cars for who knows how long. 

Here's the tricky part. 

How to meticulously scrape off the Honda sticker from the Lexus, and put it back on the Honda.....

 

 
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