Rante Macabre

[TBoneTX 45,355]

Thrilling Saturday report, see man:

 

Headed for an ES, but line to get in was so long that perhaps we'll try on Sun., sigh man.

Put to good use a $Many ($2+2+1)-off-$Many ($2x2x2x2-1) coupon at Big Lots, save we man.

Attempted to nap, unsuccessful zzz we man.

Began reading "Rush Revere and the Brave Pilgrims," Mini-B. & we both love it man.

Laundry load #1 baking, #2 warshering, Saturday night Thread Laundress report man.

Cat noisily insisted upon apparent nightly routine, brush and play with miu we man.

[NikLR 13,227]

People are crazy. You try to be nice and go out of your way to help and they #### on you for doing your job. Just because my shift ends at 515pm doesnt mean I just peace out at that time. So if Im offering you a ride home to be nice, because your car isn't working, and you yell at me at 525pm, you are not getting in my car.  Youre crazy if you think telling me your daddy is a lawyer is gonna get me to give you my last name.  You're crazy if you think you can yell at me in my store without me telling you to leave.  You're crazy if you dont think i wont call the cops on your ###.

Edited July 27, 2020 by NikLR

[TBoneTX 45,355]

 

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[TBoneTX 45,355]

1 hour ago, NikLR said:

i wont call the cops

You SHOULD have called them, si  and peace out Niki-B. ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,355]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Did not leave the casa, normally a perfect Sunday man.

Actually, too stormy to go to the unattended ES of yesterday, continued Sunday man.

Getting sick of rain, 2 or Many more days thereof expected however man.

 

Had to bifurcate Mrs. T-B.'s laundry, not much longer for that man.

Conquered Many (2+2) small loads, manageable man.

 

Had to confiscate Mini-B.'s PSMany (PS[2+2]), abused by wee man.

Probably permanently banned from Fortnite, toxic game man.

Mini-B. melted down, unacceptable for wee man.

Managed to swing him back to normalcy, readjust we wee man.

Already getting robust orders for next week's Pre-Owned Toilet Seats, Business Typhoon we man.

[NikLR 13,227]

8 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

You SHOULD have called them, si  and peace out Niki-B. ma'am.

My biggest issue is letting my emotions out.  

[SAT 9,609]

15 hours ago, NikLR said:

People are crazy. You try to be nice and go out of your way to help and they #### on you for doing your job. Just because my shift ends at 515pm doesnt mean I just peace out at that time. So if Im offering you a ride home to be nice, because your car isn't working, and you yell at me at 525pm, you are not getting in my car.  Youre crazy if you think telling me your daddy is a lawyer is gonna get me to give you my last name.  You're crazy if you think you can yell at me in my store without me telling you to leave.  You're crazy if you dont think i wont call the cops on your ###.

 

And why, may I ask, are you offering rides to strangers? 

[TBoneTX 45,355]

9 minutes ago, SAT said:

And why, may I ask, are you offering rides to strangers? 

So she can feel comfortable enough to let her emotions out,  man!

[Ontarkie 14,235]

On 7/24/2020 at 3:55 AM, NikLR said:

May get divorced. 

Hugs 

[janet3 1,170]

On 7/23/2020 at 11:31 PM, TBoneTX said:

Off-sending of ROC packet precised, see and  JMany ma'am!

10 days....I got 10 days.....

Now I plan on asking stupid questions on the forum....God help us all.....

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

On 7/24/2020 at 3:55 AM, NikLR said:

May get divorced. 

 

We all have days. 

 

Honestly, it is on the table at the moment if the Dane doesn't lose weight. 

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Rant: This is my last week of clinicals. I have 18 hours left.  They are all in the operating room doing intubations.

 

I dislike the whole set up. I basically have to beg every passing anesthesiologist who is with a patient if I can tube. Then the whole process of doing it in the OR with their weird ventilator and specific way they like things.... It just isn't my jam. I'd rather lay on a dirty floor and get a field tube. 

 

 

 

[TBoneTX 45,355]

11 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

I have Many hours left.

And a remedial P-math course, sigh Nola-B. ma'am.

11 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

I can tube

Like, totally tubular, man!

23 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

if the Dane doesn't lose weight

He's giving you more of himself to love, si Nola-B. ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,355]

1 hour ago, janet3 said:

Many (2x2x2+2) days....I got Many (2x2x2+2) days.....

Days you got precised, see and  JMany ma'am.

1 hour ago, janet3 said:

I plan on asking stupid questions on the forum

We can answer them now, see JMany ma'am:  "Read the Guides, si JMany ma'am!"

1 hour ago, janet3 said:

God help us all

Last Post on Page and unread, no see anyone man.

[janet3 1,170]

17 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Days you got precised, see and  JMany ma'am.

We can answer them now, see JMany ma'am:  "Read the Guides, si JMany ma'am!"

Last Post on Page and unread, no see anyone man.

Thank you....I appreciate the kindness and help. I read the guides.....over...and over...I think I have everything.....

Just nerves getting to me 🤪