Rante Macabre

[TBoneTX 45,349]

57 minutes ago, janet3 said:

getting together the RoC packet (to send off in Many days).

Off-sending of ROC packet precised, see and  JMany ma'am!

58 minutes ago, janet3 said:

this new world we live in

An intellectual and psychological boon is to anchor ourselves to our P-math skills, survive anything with P-math man.

[TBoneTX 45,349]

New miu celebrated one-week anniversary by climbing onto our seated self, climbing up our chest, and bumping her wet little nose on our lips, kiss Cat Daddy miu man.

 

Probably time to see if she wants to play, develop routines with miu we man.

[TBoneTX 45,349]

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Mowed lawn* (second time in Many [2+2+1] days) in advance of tropical storm**, heavy rains man.

     *which killed us, bury us now man

    **a real one like Texas gets, not wimpy ones like Nueva York gets man

Watched Mini-B. demonstrate his "epicness" via a Fortnite dance, epic wee man.

And, of course, sold Many,000,000 pre-owned toilet seats, goes almost without saying man.

[NikLR 13,227]

May get divorced. 

[SAT 9,609]

5 hours ago, NikLR said:

May get divorced. 

What happened...

[NikLR 13,227]

7 minutes ago, SAT said:

What happened...

may not.  just life. 

[Just Paul 4,595]

The Boholana wakes me up yesterday at 1pm, while I'm asleep with a migraine and allergies, asking if I got a text from USCIS.  I asked her why would USCIS text me?   They texted her the receipt number for her I-751. . . 🥰  I already knew it was coming since I saw the 💸 leave the account!

 

I sure hope she passed her CNA 👩‍⚕️ boards next week.   Then I can nap in piece

 

[cdneh 3,112]

Net fell over last night just after tea. Long phone call with them, plenty of rebooting and all that nonsense. No joy, so they scheduled a tech to come out next week.  Unplugged the router last night before bed, so as to give it a chance to contemplate the error of its ways.

 

Turned back on this morning, still flashing red lights, meh.

 

Went about my business and on one trip past the desk noticed there was an actual open webpage. Red light still flashing.

"Welcome! Let's get connected!'  Okay, I bit, followed through the steps and darned if it didn't connect. I have not canceled the tech though. Commonly when this thing starts to play up I get an outage of at least an hour once a day.

 

It made for a quiet early night, I haven't been in bed before dark in who knows how long. Herself was confused

[TBoneTX 45,349]

13 hours ago, cdneh said:

darned

You watch your language, young lady Eh ma'am!

Profane Eh ma'am!  Profane, PROFANE Eh ma'am!

13 hours ago, cdneh said:

I haven't been in bed before dark in who knows how long

You've got no self-control and you don't WANT any, no Eh ma'am!

 

Edited July 25, 2020 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,349]

16 hours ago, SAT said:

What happened...

Husband threw out all her stuff without knowing what it was?

16 hours ago, NikLR said:

may not.  just life. 

We are here for you in life, si Niki-B. ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,349]

Special Friday ES mini-report, see man:

 

Fearing a warshout consequent to the nearby hurricane-to-be, we hit an ES on Fri., prepared we man.

The take, see man:

  -- large bath towel, medium bath towel = $Many ($2+1), OK man

Total = $Many ($2+1)

[TBoneTX 45,349]

Friday new-miu report, see man:

 

Miu spent almost entire day asleep in her marshmallow bed, luxuriating miu man.

Around an hour before midnight, miu awakens and jockeys for food, feed miu* we man.

   *with Many-oz ([2+2+1]-oz) can from Aldi for Many (2x2x2x2x2+2+2+1) cents, steal man

 

Miu then wanted to play, playful miu man.

We tossed around squeaky mouse, attack rodent miu man.

 

Miu then talked loudly, yak yak yak yak yak miu man.

We thoroughly brushed miu, brush silenced miu we man.

 

Miu then resumed talking, verbose miu man.

We up-picked miu and began kissing her, kiss miu we man.

Miu turned head and kissed our lips, reciprocal miu man.

 

Now, miu is repeating her curious inspection of electronic litterbox, Groundhog Day again man.

 

We think that this is a good miu, si to miu man.

[TBoneTX 45,349]

We are glad that we mowed lawn on Thurs. night, prescient we man.

Tropical storm*, soon-to-be-hurricane, about to hit Texas coast, #1 this year man.

    *a real one, not wimpy ones that out-freak Nueva York man

 

Skies slowly up-clouded through afternoon, sure sign man.

Mini-B. dragged on outside walk by Mrs. T-B., ignoring warnings by us man.

Cloudburst began when Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. halfway down block, run she & wee man.

Mini-B. got slightly wet, grumpy Drama King wee man.

Quoth he, "Why don't you ever listen to Daddy, Mommy*?"

    *note:  weather report can be playing on TV, & Mrs. T-B. will ask us, "Is it going to rain?", man

 

Another deluge struck not long after, Texas weather man.

 

Miu has shown no interest in trying to go outdoors, perhaps learned lesson as stray miu man.

[cdneh 3,112]

I hope you miss the worst of it Tbone. It looks nasty.

[TBoneTX 45,349]

10 hours ago, cdneh said:

I hope you miss the worst of it Tbone. It looks nasty.

Gracias, si Eh ma'am.  Heavy rains Saturday morn, clear skies thereafter, deluge again afternoon/eve, quiet tonight, shhh man.  South Texas getting hammered, sigh man.