Rante Macabre

[theresaL 408]

3 hours ago, SAT said:

 

I did/ do so much for her and her entire family with no gratitude. It's thankless. 

 

Stop doing it.

[Allaboutwaiting 2,503]

I just want to share my brand new pet peeve -as if I didn't have enough-: people overusing the term hygge and not even having a clue about how it is spelled...they write it hooga! They truly get on my nerves. 

The end. 

[TBoneTX 45,361]

47 minutes ago, Allaboutwaiting said:

my brand new pet peeve

Congratulations, si AA ma'am*/man*!

     *please specify, si AA ma'am/man

We got a pet cat and you got a pet peeve, si AA ma'am/man.

[TBoneTX 45,361]

11 hours ago, SAT said:

I gotta get rid of her. 

Where's the +Many,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 button, huh man?

Begin documenting everything now, si man, including a relationship timeline, si man.

Begin printing credit card & bank statements for the past Many (2x2x2+2+2) months at least, do it man.

 

Is Nueva York a community-property state, huh and potential sigh man?

[TBoneTX 45,361]

17 hours ago, NikLR said:

Wet food is better for cats than dry. In the wild, cats get most of their water intake from food, not drinking but obviously still drink.  Most cats will die from kidney failure in old age due to the fact they just dont drink enough water and are inefficient at doing so.  A dog creates like a bowl with their tongue and a cat just touches the water and brings that up. 

But even knowing all this I feed mostly dry food for cost and efficiency. My cats seem to have learned where the water is and partake in it regularly. 

Miu finished (rapidly congealing) wet glop overnight, si Niki-B. ma'am.

We served her more this evening, din-din for new miu man.

She ate some, then switched over to dry, then back to wet, epicurean miu man.

[TBoneTX 45,361]

Saturday ES report, see man:

 

We itineraried & attended Many (2+2+1) ESs, itinerary/attend we man.

We coulda/shoulda quit after the first two, #Many #Many #Many a waste man.

 

The take, see man:

  -- large flat-bottom tote bag, partial pack foam plates, tennis shortsfrom the 1ManyMany0s

          = $2, steal man

  -- 2 jelly-spatulas, large serving-spoon = $1, steal man

Total = $Many ($2+1)

 

We wore the tennis shorts while mow-lawning today, see below man.

[TBoneTX 45,361]

Thrilling Friday-eve mini-report, see man:

Got shopping-list from Uncle T-B., housebound senior he man.

Got Many (2+2) bagfuls at Aldi for $Many ($2x2x2x2x2), always go there first man.

Got 2 puny bags of follow-up items at legacy supermarket for $Many ($2x2x2x2+2), ripoff man.

Independent-living staff roll-carted stuff to Uncle T-B., grateful senior he man.

 

 

Thrilling Saturday report, see man:

 

Awoke unwillingly to alarm and multiple tap-naps, zzz we man.

Mini-B. already interacting with new miu, excited wee man about miu man.

 

Went on ES safari, see above man.

At #Many ES, kicked big toe HARD against a garage step that we didn't see, ouch man.

Toe hurt but not bleeding, lucky so-we-thought we man.

 

Continued on rounds, intrepid we man.

Dropped donation at favorite thrift store, generous we man.

Went in store and found all non-boutique clothing priced at $1 each, overjoyed we man.

Got Mini-B. Many (2+2+2) pieces, otherwise would've paid $Many ($2x2x2+2+1) man.

 

Got Many (2+2) Air Sponges at hardware store, a must in any casa or car man.

Went to Mexican supermarket at Mrs. T-B.'s request, compliant we man.

 

Arrived at casa rather sweaty with aching toe at 2 p.m., need shower we man.

Had very late lunch, ingest late we man.

Considered all things and decided to mow lawn, necessary man.

 

Mowed entire lawn in heat of day, Texas temperatures Many degrees man.

Toe on fire, Many steps taken man.

In shower, noted purple blotch below, squint we man.

Upon off-drying, inspected situation further, see we man.

Yelled for Mrs. T-B. to bring an icepack, uh-oh we man.

 

Tried to nap but toe throbbing massively, no zzz for we man.

New miu asleep on bed beside us, appreciate ceiling fan miu man.

Called after-hours nurse at clinic who recommended x-ray, advise we she man.

 

Told Mrs. T-B. that we were going to urgent-care clinic, walk-in we man.

Clinic fortunately bereft of other patients, #1 we man.

Tech x-rayed us in Many (2+1) views, transparent we man.

VERY nice doctor said that, to her surprise vis-a-vis how we walked in, toe was unbroken, unbroken we man.

 

Got toes taped and special flat boot, flatfooted we man.

We are to take mega-ibuprofen every Many hours, surely zzz we man.

Mini-B. & Mrs. T-B. impressed with walking-boot, impressed she & wee man.

Miu lounging on bed next to Mini-B., attached miu to wee man.

Toe already feels better, loath to test it much we man.

 

Warshered/baked/folded standard two loads, Thread Laundress we man.

Dished/de-dished/re-dished the warsher, Mrs. T-B. a pig in the kitchen* she man.

     *even exceeding Mama-Mrs.-T-B. who would at least sometimes clean up, good grief man

Toe seemingly holding up, can't wait for bedtime ibuprofen we man.

Next time, we shall ice toe before mow-lawning,  we man.

However, lawn looks as magnificent as usual, fairway at August National man.

Miu nowhere to be found, probably sleeping with Mini-B. man.

[SAT 9,609]

630 am. 

edit DS 260s

 

9 am, make something to eat

 

930,  fix shower trim on HER shower door, and clean her shower door. 

You guys saw pics of my 30,000 dollar bathroom right? It's a ###### mess! 

 

1000 back to DS 260s

Missing info her grandparents DOB and address

 

what is she doing all this time? $#@#$%^& SLEEPING! 

 

I wake her up at 1120, I tell her I need this $#@%^% info, why does it feel like I have to ###### beg you to help me file DS 260 for YOUR parents?? 

 

She, "I went to sleep at 2" 

 

Me, "OK, good, sleep some more, I'm not proceeding any further, you wouldn't even know how to log in to CEAC"

"Go get an immigration attorney, you pay for it" 

"tell you what, you ###### come ask me when you're good and ###### ready. And its ###### midnight  over there in Malaysia if you need answers from your relatives". 

 

And if these %$#@#$ I-130s expires, I'm not doing it again! 

 

she starts ###### crying, I don't feel bad at all....

It's her ###### parents.

 

This is her job, not mine. 

in 18 ###### months, she has never asked "Hows that I-130 going?" 

 

what the %$#$ is wrong with this woman?? 

 

yes, I'm actually cursing up a %$#$%$ storm. 

I have never, ever seen any woman in my life, so ###### ungrateful of the things that she has. 

So unappreciative  of the things that are being done for her and her family. 

She really has no %$#@#$% idea how %$#@#$%% lucky she is....

 

 

 

 

[SAT 9,609]

Un-®©¥%>$-believable....

[SAT 9,609]

Lemme ask you guys something,

 

what ###### 37 year old woman with 2 young kids sleep till ###### 1 in the afternoon every ###### day??

[cdneh 3,112]

1 minute ago, SAT said:

Lemme ask you guys something,

 

what ###### 37 year old woman with 2 young kids sleep till ###### 1 in the afternoon every ###### day??

One who has no responsibilities. One who has been long indulged, catered to. Every possible thing is being done for her. Why should she lift a finger.

[SAT 9,609]

Then on the Malaysia side, I first asked her brother to look for an immigration service to fill out the 360. He tells me that there are lawyers that charge 12000 US. I said, so you're telling me that it cost 12 times more in Malaysia to hire an immigration attorney than in NY? To fill out 1 ###### form? 

 

Ok, so, I'll do it, I ask him to get me 2 ###### things.

 

1-A long version Malaysian police certificate

 

and 2, a ###### passport photo of my in-laws. 

 

He gets me the short form, and I'm waiting a year and a half for a ###### passport photo. 

 

Are these ###### people kidding me? 

[SAT 9,609]

Her cousin, "fat boy"

He was here on a J1. He meets a girl here, they marry, I do the ###### paperwork. I'm the financial sponsor. 

I gave, I said GAVE, him an old SUV. 

He's getting divorced, my guys do the paperwork, free. 

 

He's an electrician apprentice. 

I need a ###### GFI outlet replaced. After about 6 weeks of asking, I just do it myself. 

[SAT 9,609]

17 minutes ago, cdneh said:

One who has no responsibilities. One who has been long indulged, catered to. Every possible thing is being done for her. Why should she lift a finger.

You ever see the pics of where she came from?

[cdneh 3,112]

43 minutes ago, SAT said:

You ever see the pics of where she came from?

No? Does that matter?