Rante Macabre

[TBoneTX 45,363]

Indeed going to bed unconscionably early, midnight or a hair after man.

Mornin', absent Commie- and other babes with refulgent, highly allocatable upvote inventories!

[SAT 9,609]

 

 

 

The ole battle wagon. Sold it. Shopping for a new boat...

[SAT 9,609]

Friday, July 3rd. 

Thank heavens I did a lot of shopping thru the week. 

I go to BJs this morning, the entire refrigerated section was out, I mean everything, milk, eggs, meats, veggies, everything that goes in a freezer or refrigerator. And they won't sell it. 

[SAT 9,609]

[SAT 9,609]

 

I need hot  dogs, burgers, more ribs, more steaks...

Having a small BBQ tomorrow. 

 

[TBoneTX 45,363]

10 hours ago, SAT said:

Friday, July Many'rd. 

Date precised,  man.

10 hours ago, SAT said:

the entire refrigerated section was out, I mean everything, milk, eggs, meats, veggies, everything that goes in a freezer or refrigerator. And they won't sell it. 

How can they sell what they're out of, huh and  man?

 

Customer:  Waiter!  May I have a cup of coffee without cream?

Waiter:  We're all out of cream, sir; how about having it without milk?

[TBoneTX 45,363]

10 hours ago, SAT said:

Having a small BBQ tomorrow. 

Order double or Manyple because of the sure attendance of Someone's thuggy relatives.

[TBoneTX 45,363]

Special Friday ES report, see man:

 

We had Many (2+1) ESs and a GS itineraried, decent list man.

At the first ES, we had to wait half an hour to get in to a worthless selection, grrrr man.

We had to leave the Many'rd ES before getting in, line too long and couldn't wait man.

We will leave the GS till Saturday, plan man.

 

The take from the second ES, see man:

  -- Many (2+2+2) cans vegetables; nearly full huge bottle conditioner; full box "No-Sting 

       Barrier Film" = $Many ($2+2+1), steal man

Total = $Many ($2+2+1)

[TBoneTX 45,363]

Happy Independence Day*, otherwise known as the Many'th of July, man.

     *Columbus Day in Poland, oj tak

[TBoneTX 45,363]

Scintillating repartee today, July Many'th man.

 

We took Mini-B. out to try to get his hairs cut, but everyplace closed, overjoyed wee man.

Took him to a BBQ restaurant way far away, ravenous wee man.

Then went to a closing-down Sears to get him some bigger clothes, $Many ($2x2x2x2x2+2+1) spent man.

 

Took Mini-B. home, then went to Goodwill for more clothes, search we man.

Found him Many (2x2x2+2) pieces for $Many ($2x2x2x2+2+1), pretty good man.

Warshered/baked them, Thread Laundress we man.

Then Mini-B. tried all on, dapper wee man.

Every piece fit, perfect as usual with same we man.

 

For din-din, made Many'th-of-July hot dogs, ravenous wee man.

Mini-B. dubbed them "Better than OK!" and neater than Mrs. T-B. makes them, proficient chef we man.

Then read about Independence Day on a nice website, educated wee man.

 

So today, Mini-B. ingested, see man:

  -- 2 bowls chocolate Cheerios, breakfast wee man

  -- huge Texas Burger plus French fries, lunch wee man

  -- half a green apple, snack wee man

  -- Many (2+1) hot dogs with ketchup/mustard, din-din wee man

He is a chip off the old ravenous block, DNA confirmation man.  

 

Mini-B. is now wearing a Sears shirt and Goodwill nightpants, dapper wee man.

Later, we shall watch televised fireworks, snap crackle pop boom man.

[TBoneTX 45,363]

One month today since we lost Cat T-B., no miu man.

[cdneh 3,112]

Last night marked the tenth night of fireworks around here. They get louder, and the display longer, every night. The preacher has family up from Louisiana, so carloads of people. They went until after midnight. Herself was a quivering wreck, even medicated. The absolute giddy limit.

 

Went into town yesterday afternoon to meet up with a friend of ours. He and his family live in Salt Lake City, and he drives long haul trucks for a crust. He has his gorgeous dog with him, a ice-blue eyed Australian Sheppard called Stanley. They were hoping to get to Memphis by the end of driving hours yesterday. He had a photo up last night that showed his truck parked under a sign that read "Adult XXX Superstore". He paid ten bucks to park there, given that it is well away from any residential areas, he was fairly sure there would be no fireworks to make Stanley upset. Didn't hear a one

 

Today is Himself's Birthday. Sigh.

 

Edited July 5, 2020 by cdneh

[trudi 1,317]

2 hours ago, cdneh said:

Last night marked the tenth night of fireworks around here. They get louder, and the display longer, every night. The preacher has family up from Louisiana, so carloads of people. They went until after midnight. Herself was a quivering wreck, even medicated. The absolute giddy limit.

 

Went into town yesterday afternoon to meet up with a friend of ours. He and his family live in Salt Lake City, and he drives long haul trucks for a crust. He has his gorgeous dog with him, a ice-blue eyed Australian Sheppard called Stanley. They were hoping to get to Memphis by the end of driving hours yesterday. He had a photo up last night that showed his truck parked under a sign that read "Adult XXX Superstore". He paid ten bucks to park there, given that it is well away from any residential areas, he was fairly sure there would be no fireworks to make Stanley upset. Didn't hear a one

 

Today is Himself's Birthday. Sigh.

 

We had incredibly loud fireworks here last night, Oscar hated it and was a gibbering, drooling wreck

its horrible watching them go through that

 

Be kind and gentle to yourself today (hug)

[TBoneTX 45,363]

9 hours ago, trudi said:

incredibly loud fireworks

We don't understand why everyone insists on setting off their own when no one can see any results because of tree cover, etc., no man.  Just a waste of decibels, irritating man.

11 hours ago, cdneh said:

Today is Himself's Birthday. Sigh.

The first year is the hardest, si and sigh Eh ma'am, what with various dates and anniversaries, si Eh ma'am.

Hugs, si Eh ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,363]

Special Sunday ES report, see man:

 

We almost didn't attend a one-day ES today but are glad we did, see the take man:

  -- nice bath towel, Many (2+1) warshcloths, Swingline stapler, full bottle hydrogen peroxide, 

       large & small full bottles eyeglass-cleaner, full box lens wipes, thick roll wastebasket bags; 

       full Many-pack ([2x2x2+2]-pack) lawn/leaf bags, nearly full box dryer-sheets = $Many

       ($2x2x2+2+1), steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2+2+1)