Rante Macabre

[TBoneTX 44,679]

4 hours ago, cdneh said:

just how am I meant to work that out?

Nuke her with them around the clock, simple Eh ma'am.

Seriously, though:  poor doggie, nervous bowwow ma'am.

[TBoneTX 44,679]

Wednesday report, see man:

 

More antics, man.

We asked Mrs. T-B. to make some room on the disastrous kitchen counter, no operable space man.

Mrs. T-B.:  "If I cook, YOU clean everything up and put it away, including what you take out of the dishwarsher!" sigh man.

 

Got worked over by fizzicle therapist and are in next-to-zero fizzicle pain, how long will this last man.

Shop-groceried at Aldi and elsewhere tonight, husband's work is never done man.

Ate one-Many'rd of a package of Aldi chocolate-cheap cookies, we bought us cheap man.

 

Sold Many,000,000 Pre-Owned Toilet Seats and made $Many,000,000, Business Typhoon we man.

[TBoneTX 44,679]

On 7/1/2020 at 1:13 AM, TBoneTX said:

And if we think that OUR lives are in turmoil, see this terrifying (yet, given the country, completely foreseeable) debacle in Poland, oj tak:

 

President Duda has Many% of the vote, incumbent he man.

Challenger Trzwcyzkciewkowskiczcyzyk (or whomever) also has Many% of the vote, challenger he man.

The election will not be decided until someone procures Many% of the vote, might be a while man.

(Ungoverned Asia!  Ungoverned, UNGOVERNED Asia!)

Canada Day aside, the above remains a critical flashpoint in maintaining global stability, fingers crossed and breath bated man.

Edited July 2, 2020 by TBoneTX

[SAT 9,609]

Next, I have about a hundred checkbooks. What did she do with them? 

[Ontarkie 14,133]

1 hour ago, SAT said:

Next, I have about a hundred checkbooks. What did she do with them? 

Goes shopping  

 

Boy #2 got married yesterday at the JP. (ceremony will be in Dec) ❤️

[SAT 9,609]

I found it

[TBoneTX 44,679]

55 minutes ago, SAT said:

I found it

Which one, and in which garbage bin, huh man?

[TBoneTX 44,679]

Half-Thursday report, see man:

 

Excitement in the casa this morning, read with interest man.

A tiny snake was spotted in the casa, perhaps Many (2+2+1) inches if outstretched man.

Much effort was expended in capturing it with a paper towel, couch shoved all over floor man.

Snakelet has been relocated far outside, slither me timbers man.

 

Mrs. T-B. actually cleaned the kitchen counter, knock us over with a feather man.

She & Mini-B. are on an overnight foray to an amiga's casa, mini-vacation man.

Amiga will take fotos of Mrs. T-B. for latter's new website, fotogenic she man.

Mrs. T-B. spent $Many at the hair salon yesterday, can't miss that man.

She also spent 2 or Many hours picking outfits for the fotos, vain she man.

Mini-B. will have fun interacting with long-unseen little amigos, fun wee man with wee men man.

 

We are by ourself in the casa, freedom man.

We shall take a nap, then run errands, then call the rubias, long time no rubia we man.

And sales of PPOTSs (Patriotic Pre-Owned Toilet Seats) are in absolute orbit, order yours today man.

[DaveAndAnastasia 2,082]

10 hours ago, SAT said:

Next, I have about a hundred checkbooks. What did she do with them? 

Still have first checkbook from when I opened current checking account (switched to new account type then), many years ago (not P-math, just don't remember precisely). Address is two residences ago, though, so at least 7.

[trudi 1,317]

10 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Goes shopping  

 

Boy #2 got married yesterday at the JP. (ceremony will be in Dec) ❤️

Congratulations 🎉

[cdneh 3,112]

11 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Goes shopping  

 

Boy #2 got married yesterday at the JP. (ceremony will be in Dec) ❤️

Now I thought I posted congratulations! I have had an internet outage, so maybe it vanished. Congratulations!

[cdneh 3,112]

Well, I thought I was being very clever today. Rather than leave Herself on her own, I tried out that online shopping thing for pick-up. That way she could go for a ride and end up in a place that wasn't the V.E.T.

I even thought if I choose a pick-up time early this evening I might beat a little heat.  It shoulda worked out fine.

 

However, just as we headed down the highway my phone went off with a weather alert. Severe thunderstorm warning, hail, high winds, the whole nine yards.

I decided to stay off I-40, given that, and take the back road, as it is only 5 minutes longer. Bwahahahaha...

Probably a pretty nice drive on a decent day, but it was a nightmare. Flooding, not very much visibility, lot of over hanging trees, and a few downed branches. We were late getting there, and when they rang to see where I was I was still ten minutes out, but bless them they waited for me.  I thought I would take the highway back, it couldn't be worse right? Wrong.

 

The closer we got to home, the worse it was. Hail, driving rain, windy as, and I came across 2 accidents. Plenty of police and ambos already on scene so I kept on going.  Several cars off the road, in the ditch, pointing in the wrong direction, a real mess. Herself has a car seat, it keeps her high enough to see out being short, and it has the benefit of being able to restrain her. Not that I could see her, for she burrowed down completely out of sight. The minute we got into the house she made a beeline for under the bed.

 

I am Not Being Spoken To.

[TBoneTX 44,679]

1 hour ago, cdneh said:

I am Not Being Spoken To.

The best-laid plans of mice, men, Eh ma'ams, and detourers oft go awry, sigh Eh ma'am.

You seem to get the consistently lousiest weather of any of us, such an honor Eh ma'am.

[TBoneTX 44,679]

4 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

not P-math

Gracias for your alert acknowledgment, si DA man.

4 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

at least Many

Minimum duration precised, see and  DA man!

[TBoneTX 44,679]

Second-half-Thursday report, see man:

 

Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. still visiting amiga/amigitos, vacation she & wee man.

Nature abhors a vacuum, so the rubias came over, whee we man.

 

In addition to the above, we took a blessedly restorative siesta, zzz we man.

We then arose for errands, Many out of Many successful man.

In supermarket, found large cans of chicken noodle soup on half-price closeout, nirvana man.

Bought Many (2x2x2x2) for the regular price of Many (2x2x2), $aving$ man.

Had 2 for din-din*, ingest we man.

     *thus obviating the need to shelve them, efficient we man

Might go back for more, fill the larder man.

 

Front yard needed mowing after less than a week, too much recent rain man.

Mowed it, looks much better man.

Debated mowing back yard again, too, not as obviously in need man.

Had adequate daylight with minimal mosquitoes, go for it we man.

Good move, looks much better man.

Trivia, man:  Every mowing this year has been both yards, not just front yard man.

 

Itineraried a GS and Many (2+1) ESs for Fri. or Sat., might do all on Fri. or split up man.

 

Might go to bed early, rubias all gone now man.

Back and entire corpus still feel great, effective fizzicle therapy man.

 

We observe that this casa is too empty without a feline in it, perhaps time to find new miu man.