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34 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

My dishwasher is ran every darn day, full to the max too. If I had room I'd install another one. Sadly this one took up all the space I'm willing to sacrifice. 

So, in Arkansas, "loading the dishwasher" means to get your wife drunk? 

 

 

Now, does hillbilly have a smoker big enough for that Turkey? 

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54 minutes ago, SAT said:

So, in Arkansas, "loading the dishwasher" means to get your wife drunk? 

 

 

Now, does hillbilly have a smoker big enough for that Turkey? 

Well if it does it does not apply to this wife. I do not drink :P

 

Oh yes he has more than one big enough. 

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15 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

Dishwasher run every day

Use disposable plates like we want to, chuck unwarshed DA man.

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06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

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09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

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12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

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05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

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18 hours ago, Asia said:

My new shiny dishwarsher is used once or twice a week

Extravagant Asia!  Extravagant, EXTRAVAGANT Asia!

 

Polish dishwarsher cycles, in order, see man:  dry, rinse, warsh

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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No dishwasher here, but I wouldn't use it very much if there was.

 

I do thank goodness have aircon. Not shut off today at all. Hot as, and the heat advisory goes until Thursday night. I don't have the shade sail up this year, not something I can do on my own. And even if I could do it, it wants tweaking every time we have a storm, or a bit of wind.

 

I've been working most of the day sorting out the box room. Heap of craft stuff, 4 boxes of firearm reloading stuff, and one big box in which I place anything I cannot identify.  I've got 5 boxes of Christmas things going off to the thrift store. Herself is not impressed again, I am making a mess and she hates that. 

I can explain it to you. But I can't understand it for you.

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6 hours ago, cdneh said:

Herself is not impressed again, I am making a mess and she hates that.

Nor should she be, what with your continuing P-math violations, :bonk: Eh ma'am.

 

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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And if we think that OUR lives are in turmoil, see this terrifying (yet, given the country, completely foreseeable) debacle in Poland, oj tak:

 

President Duda has Many% of the vote, incumbent he man.

Challenger Trzwcyzkciewkowskiczcyzyk (or whomever) also has Many% of the vote, challenger he man.

The election will not be decided until someone procures Many% of the vote, might be a while man.

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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13 hours ago, cdneh said:

No dishwasher here, but I wouldn't use it very much if there was.

 

I do thank goodness have aircon. Not shut off today at all. Hot as, and the heat advisory goes until Thursday night. I don't have the shade sail up this year, not something I can do on my own. And even if I could do it, it wants tweaking every time we have a storm, or a bit of wind.

 

I've been working most of the day sorting out the box room. Heap of craft stuff, 4 boxes of firearm reloading stuff, and one big box in which I place anything I cannot identify.  I've got 5 boxes of Christmas things going off to the thrift store. Herself is not impressed again, I am making a mess and she hates that. 

 

 

ok....what did you do with the  reloading stuff.....

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3 hours ago, SAT said:

 

 

ok....what did you do with the  reloading stuff.....

Done nothing with it. There may be more yet, I am still sorting.

I can explain it to you. But I can't understand it for you.

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Herself, poor thing. It seems that no one out here knows when the 4th July is. Fireworks every night now for the last 8 days. :girlwerewolf2xn:

I have tablets for her, but I had to laugh when the Vet suggested I give them half an hour before I expect fireworks. Given that it seems every darn day, and at all hours, just how am I meant to work that out?

I can explain it to you. But I can't understand it for you.

 
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