Drunken raccoon staggers through German Christmas market, passes out

[90DayFinancier 910]

...raccoon indulged in too much mulled wine at a Christmas market in central Germany on Saturday, amusing onlookers as the furry animal staggered about before passing out.

 

The raccoon was "obviously intoxicated," a police spokesperson from the city of Erfurt said.

"However, a breathalyzer test on the animal was not carried out," police said.

 

 

 

 

https://m.dw.com/en/drunken-raccoon-staggers-through-german-christmas-market-passes-out/a-51579948

 

 

Didn't end well I am afraid.

Edited December 9, 2019 by 90DayFinancier

[90DayFinancier 910]

Possibly too much "Masculine Toxicity"

[Randyandyuni 2,682]

They are mean drunks too

[90DayFinancier 910]

27 minutes ago, Randyandyuni said:

They are mean drunks too

They are nasty

[Ban Hammer 13,554]

sure is a lot of judgmentalism in this thread.  that drunk racoon was identifying as a kennedy.

[Randyandyuni 2,682]

23 minutes ago, Ban Hammer said:

sure is a lot of judgmentalism in this thread.  that drunk racoon was identifying as a kennedy.

Most project upwards

[laylalex 7,300]

#lifegoals

[Voice of Reason 10,298]

7 hours ago, 90DayFinancier said:

They are nasty

Have you ever hand-fed and petted one?  Far from nasty. 

[90DayFinancier 910]

53 minutes ago, ALFKAD said:

Have you ever hand-fed and petted one?  Far from nasty. 

I will take you at your word.

[Voice of Reason 10,298]

1 minute ago, 90DayFinancier said:

I will take you at your word.

You should.  Very sweet animals,  when handled properly.

[90DayFinancier 910]

Maybe, but...

 

 

[laylalex 7,300]

I thought this was the banana thread and got really confused for a second.

[Ban Hammer 13,554]

47 minutes ago, laylalex said:

I thought this was the banana thread and got really confused for a second.

i guess we know what's on your mind.......

[laylalex 7,300]

25 minutes ago, Ban Hammer said:

i guess we know what's on your mind.......

Well, I was planning on being home tonight but plans changed, so yeah, maybe a little. 😇