Someone Is Selling A Whiskey Called ‘Toxic Masculinity’

[laylalex 7,284]

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Maybe, you’re thinking, “This must be a joke. No one is that tone deaf.” Well, the manufacturer included credos on the web and their label clarifying that the name is exactly what it sounds like. For good measure, they even took a shot at that Gillette ad. Check out the text.

 

“Toxic Masculinity Whiskey, smooth and unapologetically strong. This oak-aged classic Straight Rye Whiskey will transport you back to a time before shaving companies thought they were civilization’s moral compass. A time when boys were raised to be men, and like their forefathers, they eagerly shouldered the responsibility to support and protect their families, communities and nation.

Toxic Masculinity is whiskey. It has never been anything else.”

 

https://neatpour.com/2019/11/someone-is-selling-a-whiskey-called-toxic-masculinity/

 

[90DayFinancier 910]

46 minutes ago, laylalex said:

https://neatpour.com/2019/11/someone-is-selling-a-whiskey-called-toxic-masculinity/

 

Nothing says father figure and good husband like an overpriced boutique whiskey.

[Boiler 45,516]

As Greta said the real threat is the Patriarchy.

[laylalex 7,284]

30 minutes ago, 90DayFinancier said:

Nothing says father figure and good husband like an overpriced boutique whiskey.

The really frustrating thing is it doesn't even mention what the thing is supposed to taste like! How will I know whether I want to drink it from this: 

 

Honestly, now I'm thinking about getting these as bridesmaid gifts.

Just now, Boiler said:

As Greta said the real threat is the Patriarchy.

The real threat is terrible whisk(e)y.

[Burnt Reynolds 5,058]

I won't judge the whiskey itself until I've tried it, but the name definitely gets a pass from me. 👍

[Voice of Reason 10,298]

I'm starting to think someone has a default search page set on her browser.

[laylalex 7,284]

35 minutes ago, ALFKAD said:

I'm starting to think someone has a default search page set on her browser.

It's a Google alert if you must know. 

[Voice of Reason 10,298]

Great thing to set an alert for.  🙄

[laylalex 7,284]

8 hours ago, ALFKAD said:

Great thing to set an alert for.  🙄

I also have one for the patriarchy. 

[90DayFinancier 910]

3 minutes ago, laylalex said:

I also have one for the patriarchy. 

I sense a business opportunity. Come to our website,  answer 10 questions, and we will send you the Google alerts that suit your cultural and world views. Mine would be filled with men making their own sandwiches.

[Boiler 45,516]

6 minutes ago, laylalex said:

I also have one for the patriarchy. 

You must be inundated.

[laylalex 7,284]

1 minute ago, Boiler said:

You must be inundated.

Silly, I get them in a daily digest. One email per alert per day. I also have one for "Mar-a-Lago motorcade" and a new one for "wedding ideas." Actually I have a new thread I'm going to start from the wedding ideas alert because it is a hot social topic. 

[Boiler 45,516]

1 minute ago, laylalex said:

Silly, I get them in a daily digest. One email per alert per day. I also have one for "Mar-a-Lago motorcade" and a new one for "wedding ideas." Actually I have a new thread I'm going to start from the wedding ideas alert because it is a hot social topic. 

Not sure it is hot now, I accept it may become one.

[laylalex 7,284]

1 minute ago, Boiler said:

Not sure it is hot now, I accept it may become one.

Well, you can be the judge. I need some tea and then I'll post it in a bit.

[90DayFinancier 910]

17 minutes ago, laylalex said:

Silly, I get them in a daily digest. One email per alert per day. I also have one for "Mar-a-Lago motorcade" and a new one for "wedding ideas." Actually I have a new thread I'm going to start from the wedding ideas alert because it is a hot social topic. 

Please tell me the wedding will not be at Mar A Lago.