Phone or IM Love Making

[almaty 19]

=) I tried to get that ball rolling for you!

oh, and one thing we've discovered.. when we start fighting a lot it's usually because we miss seeing eachother and being in each other's presence and somewhat frustrated

=)

Who's Gupt???

a Persian shoe

[sunandmoon 450]

Oh, goody!! Another shameless post ####### thread! We can retire blue boxes and hearts.

Opps! Dropped my webcam . . . brb.

might be good idea. it's become so big might be slowing the server down.

[Fandango 1,439]

unreal

[Dwarf_Ogress 0]

I tried phone sex once.

The guy at USCIS said "Thanks, that was good, but your petition still isn't going to be approved any faster."

ROFL!!!!!

[JoeMama 0]

I tried phone sex once.

The guy at USCIS said "Thanks, that was good, but your petition still isn't going to be approved any faster."

He could've at least obliged by offering to lick the next envelope sent from their office

[Scott & Lai 12]

I am fine answering questions about morning rituals, or if I go to the bathroom with the door open or shut... etc... but I draw the line here

Actually, if we're drawing lines, I'd go the other way; I think the bathroom info is worse than the bedroom info...

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

I am fine answering questions about morning rituals, or if I go to the bathroom with the door open or shut... etc... but I draw the line here

Actually, if we're drawing lines, I'd go the other way; I think the bathroom info is worse than the bedroom info...

Does anyone take a dump on the phone?

Or how about passing gas into the phone handset... perhaps that deserves its own poll

[Caladan 19]

I find phone sex and IM sex risible. Doesn't have anything to do with not being creative or a good writer; I guarantee I could make your hair curl if I wanted to. It's just that I feel like I could write a script that would have the IM sex for me, and that just, to me, feels lame. (If it floats your boat, go for it.)

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I find phone sex and IM sex risible. Doesn't have anything to do with not being creative or a good writer; I guarantee I could make your hair curl if I wanted to. It's just that I feel like I could write a script that would have the IM sex for me, and that just, to me, feels lame. (If it floats your boat, go for it.)

Sometimes just the thought of chocolate chip cookies makes my stomach grumble, but when the grumbling gets really loud I just go out and buy the chocolate chip cookies.

[Scott & Lai 12]

I find phone sex and IM sex risible. Doesn't have anything to do with not being creative or a good writer; I guarantee I could make your hair curl if I wanted to. It's just that I feel like I could write a script that would have the IM sex for me, and that just, to me, feels lame. (If it floats your boat, go for it.)

Sometimes just the thought of chocolate chip cookies makes my stomach grumble, but when the grumbling gets really loud I just go out and buy the chocolate chip cookies.

Yes, but those like you and I no longer have to fly half-way around the world to get our cookies; the rest have to be content with imagining melty chocolate

[JoeMama 0]

I am fine answering questions about morning rituals, or if I go to the bathroom with the door open or shut... etc... but I draw the line here

Actually, if we're drawing lines, I'd go the other way; I think the bathroom info is worse than the bedroom info...

Does anyone take a dump on the phone?

Or how about passing gas into the phone handset... perhaps that deserves its own poll

When I was a kid, it all seems like it was yesterday when things like this would happen. It was yesterday!

[mRx 16]

I am fine answering questions about morning rituals, or if I go to the bathroom with the door open or shut... etc... but I draw the line here

Actually, if we're drawing lines, I'd go the other way; I think the bathroom info is worse than the bedroom info...

Does anyone take a dump on the phone?

Or how about passing gas into the phone handset... perhaps that deserves its own poll

When I was a kid, it all seems like it was yesterday when things like this would happen. It was yesterday!

The problem with farting into a phone is that it is hardly distinguishable to the recieving party. Perhaps I need to switch to a phone company that offers a clearer connection or I just need to grow up.

[trueimage 0]

I tried phone sex once.

The guy at USCIS said "Thanks, that was good, but your petition still isn't going to be approved any faster."

Sigh...there goes plan A. Any suggestions for plan B?

Stacey, You always make me laugh!!

[dani_christine 0]

I find phone sex and IM sex risible. Doesn't have anything to do with not being creative or a good writer; I guarantee I could make your hair curl if I wanted to. It's just that I feel like I could write a script that would have the IM sex for me, and that just, to me, feels lame. (If it floats your boat, go for it.)

Sometimes just the thought of chocolate chip cookies makes my stomach grumble, but when the grumbling gets really loud I just go out and buy the chocolate chip cookies.

mmmmm....cookies.

[Udella&Wiz 325]

Have at it or don't...fart or don't...pee or don't.

The person who needs to know about any, all or none of these events is my better half to be And yes...he's a wonderful better half

I am sincerely happy for anyone who gets some...no matter how you approach the situation.

Cheers