Redneck mama - funny

[Kajikit 65]

RED NECK MAMA

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15

kids..."WOW,"

the social worker exclaims,"are they ALL YOURS???"

"Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that

question a thousand

times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy." All the children rush to find

seats.

"Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up. I'll

need all your children's

names."

"This one's my oldest - he is Leroy."

"OK, and who's next?"

"Well, this one he is Leroy, also."

The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through

the

oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy.

Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy!

"All right," says the caseworker. "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they

ALL

named Leroy?"

Their Momma replied, "Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it is time to

get

them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An' when it's time

for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all comes arunnin.' An 'if I

need

to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and

all

of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had,namin' them all Leroy."

The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead

and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not

the whole bunch?"

"I just call them by their last names."

[nijusjaanu 0]

::snicker::

[Dixie_Peach 1]

*guffaw*

[Bootylicious!! 2]

[eau_xplain 2]

good one!

[m_and_m20 0]

So bad......but so good!!!

[almaty 19]

that is good

[Not Available 0]

good one!

[Jasman0717 9]

[govols 0]

I love it!!!