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If al-Qaida is this bored, maturbation is more effective and easier than declaring war on everyone.

Islam forbids masturbation. B)

They dont act very islamic to me :)

Actually I just made that up :P

I meant to say "their interpretation of Islam probably doesn't allow masturbation or anything that's fun"

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If al-Qaida is this bored, maturbation is more effective and easier than declaring war on everyone.

Islam forbids masturbation. B)

They dont act very islamic to me :)

Actually I just made that up :P

I meant to say "their interpretation of Islam probably doesn't allow masturbation or anything that's fun"

:lol: ok then they need to learn how to widdle :D

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In typical AQ MO, they start the war first, then officially declare it years later.

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I seem to remember a similar declaration made to us a few years before 9/11. They better take it seriously.

Yeah, unlike the Bush administration. ;)

In all fairness the planning wasn't done under the Bush administration. I despise them but to say they are to blame for 9/11 is crazy.

I was referring to the security briefing W had a month or two before 11 Sep 2001, the one entitled "Bin Laden Determined To Attack United States".

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In typical AQ MO, they start the war first, then officially declare it years later.

You got that right.

There's one thing that still puzzles me to this day. Why did Bin Laden initially deny

responsibility for 9/11? You could almost hear him say:

"Man.....#######?? we didn't do this, did we? the Joos probably did it. Oh well, let's make

the best of it and claim it was us."

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I seem to remember a similar declaration made to us a few years before 9/11. They better take it seriously.

Yeah, unlike the Bush administration. ;)

In all fairness the planning wasn't done under the Bush administration. I despise them but to say they are to blame for 9/11 is crazy.

I was referring to the security briefing W had a month or two before 11 Sep 2001, the one entitled "Bin Laden Determined To Attack United States".

The same briefing that Clinton got several times. I saw that report. There was nothing specific in it. Just vauge references.

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The problem with these sorry excuses for humans is that when you erradicate one, a handful more take his place...almost like cockroaches. This is something we will be dealing with for years. I don't think it would matter if the US changed it's foreign policy, these guys would not hang up their weapons.

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If al-Qaida is this bored, maturbation is more effective and easier than declaring war on everyone.

Islam forbids masturbation. B)

They dont act very islamic to me :)

You hit it on the nail Mawilson. They're not very very islamic. As a muslim, I know a little bit about that. They're acting like the west is stopping them from practicing islam. That's how they justify all these horrible acts ( Self defense, my ###!)

The more I think about it, the more I believe it's up to us Muslims to make a difference and fight these animals...it's our duty, for the sake of islam.

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I seem to remember a similar declaration made to us a few years before 9/11. They better take it seriously.
Oh, India will take it as seriously as a similar declaration by Naxalites ("we know--thanks for making it official").

2005/07/10 I-129F filed for Pras

2005/11/07 I-129F approved, forwarded to NVC--to Chennai Consulate 2005/11/14

2005/12/02 Packet-3 received from Chennai

2005/12/21 Visa Interview Date

2006/04/04 Pras' entry into US at DTW

2006/04/15 Church Wedding at Novi (Detroit suburb), MI

2006/05/01 AOS Packet (I-485/I-131/I-765) filed at Chicago

2006/08/23 AP and EAD approved. Two down, 1.5 to go

2006/10/13 Pras' I-485 interview--APPROVED!

2006/10/27 Pras' conditional GC arrives -- .5 to go (2 yrs to Conditions Removal)

2008/07/21 I-751 (conditions removal) filed

2008/08/22 I-751 biometrics completed

2009/06/18 I-751 approved

2009/07/03 10-year GC received; last 0.5 done!

2009/07/23 Pras files N-400

2009/11/16 My 46TH birthday, Pras N-400 approved

2010/03/18 Pras' swear-in

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If al-Qaida is this bored, maturbation is more effective and easier than declaring war on everyone.

Islam forbids masturbation. B)

They dont act very islamic to me :)

You hit it on the nail Mawilson. They're not very very islamic. As a muslim, I know a little bit about that. They're acting like the west is stopping them from practicing islam. That's how they justify all these horrible acts ( Self defense, my ###!)

The more I think about it, the more I believe it's up to us Muslims to make a difference and fight these animals...it's our duty, for the sake of islam.

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