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On death watch again?

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1 hour ago, laylalex said:

She has a stomach bug. As I said last time she was ill, it's rude to do a "death watch" for anyone.

I am sure now that you have shown this motley crew that waiting for an elderly person to "kick off" so they can inherit the farm is impolite, they will amend their behavior. 😄😄😄😄

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Just now, 90DayFinancier said:

I am sure now that you have shown this motley crew that waiting for an elderly person to "kick off" so they can inherit the farm is impolite, they will amend their behavior. 😄😄😄😄

:rolleyes: Yeah, I can't even get them to stop talking about pens and whether my fiance ever laid a hand on me in a topic about Keanu Reeves, so I'm pretty sure my efforts are in vain.

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26 minutes ago, laylalex said:

:rolleyes: Yeah, I can't even get them to stop talking about pens and whether my fiance ever laid a hand on me in a topic about Keanu Reeves, so I'm pretty sure my efforts are in vain.

You are too good for this cesspool.

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1 hour ago, laylalex said:

:rolleyes: Yeah, I can't even get them to stop talking about pens and whether my fiance ever laid a hand on me in a topic about Keanu Reeves, so I'm pretty sure my efforts are in vain.

for the record, i use ball point pens and mechanical pencils.  and i don't care if anyone approves or disapproves.
 

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Got my thread closed.

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9 hours ago, laylalex said:

She has a stomach bug. As I said last time she was ill, it's rude to do a "death watch" for anyone.

Is it a stomach bug, or a hangover?  RBG does like her wine.  :)

 

6 hours ago, laylalex said:

I don't try, it just kind of ends up that way.

I wonder why?

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12 hours ago, laylalex said:

:rolleyes: Yeah, I can't even get them to stop talking about pens and whether my fiance ever laid a hand on me in a topic about Keanu Reeves, so I'm pretty sure my efforts are in vain.

That’s because they all have a crush on you 😆

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13 hours ago, laylalex said:

:rolleyes: Yeah, I can't even get them to stop talking about pens and whether my fiance ever laid a hand on me in a topic about Keanu Reeves, so I'm pretty sure my efforts are in vain.

5 posts in  and you have turned the thread into the same exact subject as every other thread in this forum. Just saying 

 
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