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Dolly Parton Is an Actual Angel

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Nature Boy 2.0   8,370

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16 minutes ago, Boketto said:

Y’all need Jesus. 

Tbones jokes need jesus 

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31 minutes ago, laylalex said:

Is this a new drinking game? 

No,  you are thinking of the game where we take a shot when Nature Boy posts without a spellin or gramr error.

5 minutes ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

Tbones jokes need jesus 

See Jesus is a proper name, everyone Dr I nk

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31 minutes ago, 90DayFinancier said:

No,  you are thinking of the game where we take a shot when Nature Boy posts without a spellin or gramr error.

But I'll never get drunk that way. 😭

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5 hours ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

Tbones jokes need jesus 

They need reputation points, which are the only true cure.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

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12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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5 hours ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

need jesus

THREE ANIMALS GO TO HEAVEN

 

Three house pets - a golden retriever, a parakeet, and a cat - all die and go to heaven.

As with all the good animals, God decides to have a personal discussion with each one to see where they will stay in heaven.

God turns to the dog and says, "The Book of Life indicates that you have been a very good boy.  But tell me, in your own words, what are your ultimate principles?  What do you believe in?"

The dog says "I believe in loyalty, companionship, and love.  I have been a cherished part of my owner's family for many years."

 

God smiles.  "Truly, you have a pure and loving heart.  You shall sit at my right hand."  He then turns to the parakeet.  "What do you believe in?"

"I believe in color, flamboyance, and music," the parakeet says.  "For many years, I have displayed my beautiful feathers and filled my owner's house with song."

 

"Your beauty is truly magnificent," God says.  "And your song shall echo through the universe.  You shall sit at my left."

God finally turns to the house cat.  "And you, majestic little predator, what do you believe in?"

The cat lazily surveys God's throne and says, "I believe you are in my seat."

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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5 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

THREE ANIMALS GO TO HEAVEN

 

Three house pets - a golden retriever, a parakeet, and a cat - all die and go to heaven.

As with all the good animals, God decides to have a personal discussion with each one to see where they will stay in heaven.

God turns to the dog and says, "The Book of Life indicates that you have been a very good boy.  But tell me, in your own words, what are your ultimate principles?  What do you believe in?"

The dog says "I believe in loyalty, companionship, and love.  I have been a cherished part of my owner's family for many years."

 

God smiles.  "Truly, you have a pure and loving heart.  You shall sit at my right hand."  He then turns to the parakeet.  "What do you believe in?"

"I believe in color, flamboyance, and music," the parakeet says.  "For many years, I have displayed my beautiful feathers and filled my owner's house with song."

 

"Your beauty is truly magnificent," God says.  "And your song shall echo through the universe.  You shall sit at my left."

God finally turns to the house cat.  "And you, majestic little predator, what do you believe in?"

The cat lazily surveys God's throne and says, "I believe you are in my seat."

Wow actually amusing 

 

We several posts in on Dolly Parton.  Nobody said boobs yet 

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6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

The cat lazily surveys God's throne and says, "I believe you are in my seat."

 

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1 hour ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

Nobody said boobs yet 

Why are you always trying to make us think about your moobage, Nature Boy?

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On 11/7/2019 at 9:18 PM, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

Tbones jokes need jesus 

Concur. 

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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