Halloween 2019’s most controversial costume ideas, from ‘Miss Impeachment' to child brides

[laylalex 7,284]

3 minutes ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

You two need to get a room LOL

I'm sorry, have I neglected you? Here, have a peck on the cheek.😘💖

[yuna628 9,676]

1 hour ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

You two need to get a room LOL

My god man, we have found something we agree on! 

[Nature Boy 2.0 8,370]

1 hour ago, laylalex said:

I'm sorry, have I neglected you? Here, have a peck on the cheek.😘💖

waY inappropriate. how dare some stranger assume I want a peck on the cheek.  #METOO  I mean I know I give off alpha male vibes like enriched plutonium   gives off radiation but geez 

 

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[Nature Boy 2.0 8,370]

Just now, yuna628 said:

My god man, we have found something we agree on! 

Now we agree sometimes. 

 

Your car wreck photos have great comedic timing and are hilarious 

[laylalex 7,284]

4 minutes ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

waY inappropriate. how dare some stranger assume I want a peck on the cheek.  #METOO  I mean I know I give off alpha male vibes like enriched plutonium   gives off radiation but geez 

 

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What can I say, I have a soft spot for manly men who love women and appreciate a good sandwich. ❤️ I offer my pecks only if they are accepted. And I respect your right to bodily autonomy and personal agency because I am a feminist. 😘

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

23 minutes ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

Now we agree sometimes. 

 

Your car wreck photos have great comedic timing and are hilarious 

By the way, NB, I don't know if you realize you are not the only member here to have had a Pitcairnese bride. I'm not sure if you were around when mox was hanging around here, but he spoke eloquently of some of the culture shock his wife suffered when she came to the US. I'd say you could reach out to him for some top tips but he hasn't been on in years.  

 

He is missed.  

[Neonred 3,562]

3 hours ago, laylalex said:

 

 

Halloween for adults is kind of weird. I'm well past the "go out and party" phase of my life for Halloween, but I know people will take any excuse to get out there and go for it. We're not going out at all and I'm making pumpkin soup and a big salad. I am doing "festively appropriate" workwear tomorrow -- I'm going as a dead and vengeful bride. I got an old wedding dress from Goodwill and have dirtied it up a little, and will be doing a deathly pale makeup with dark circles under my eyes and dark purple lips. I wouldn't normally do this but the other two people at work twisted my arm. They'd better show up in costume too or heads will roll!

No, not if done right.  We did it last weekend with friends in Key West and had a blast.  Looking forward to next year.

 

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/florida-keys/article236739358.html

 

#freethenipple

[laylalex 7,284]

8 minutes ago, Neonred said:

No, not if done right.  We did it last weekend with friends in Key West and had a blast.  Looking forward to next year.

 

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/florida-keys/article236739358.html

 

#freethenipple

Okay, that looks like fun. I take it back.

[Nature Boy 2.0 8,370]

37 minutes ago, elmcitymaven said:

By the way, NB, I don't know if you realize you are not the only member here to have had a Pitcairnese bride. I'm not sure if you were around when mox was hanging around here, but he spoke eloquently of some of the culture shock his wife suffered when she came to the US. I'd say you could reach out to him for some top tips but he hasn't been on in years.  

 

He is missed.  

I think you know I dont really have a Pitcaim wife. LOL. I just choose that because mutiny on the bounty, was the first movie I saw with boobs

Edited October 30, 2019 by Nature Boy 2.0

[Neonred 3,562]

And I think most people know Mox didn't really have a Pitcairn bride.

Edited October 30, 2019 by Neonred

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

4 minutes ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

I think you know I dont really have a Pitcaim wife. LOL. I just choose that because mutiny on the bounty, was the first movie I saw with boobs

Psssst: I suspect his wasn't either.  

 

I think the first movie I saw with boobs in it that I recall was Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask) when I was 5. We were spending part of the summer on Cape Cod in a tiny village where there was a movie shown once a week at the local Quaker Meeting House (as I recall it -- it might have been a Congregationalist church) and everyone in the village went to see whatever the movie was that was being shown that week. So my parents thought it was a great idea to take me (5) and my brother (9) to see this film. There's a scene in it where a giant ####### is roving around the countryside, and I asked VERY LOUD, "Mommy, why is that boobie so big and chasing people?" to the delight of all assembled.

 

The late 70s were a different time.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I'm amused that the anatomically accurate term for a mammary gland is caught by the no-no filter but "boobs" and "boobie" are all cool. You stay you, VJ. You stay you. 

[Voice of Reason 10,298]

1 hour ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

I think you know I dont really have a Pitcaim wife. LOL. I just choose that because mutiny on the bounty, was the first movie I saw with boobs

You had boobs?  When?  Pics or it never happened...

[Voice of Reason 10,298]

2 hours ago, Neonred said:

No, not if done right.  We did it last weekend with friends in Key West and had a blast.  Looking forward to next year.

 

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/florida-keys/article236739358.html

 

#freethenipple

Remind me next year, and we will go with you!

[TBoneTX 45,273]

7 hours ago, elmcitymaven said:

the anatomically accurate term for a mammary gland is caught by the no-no filter but "boobs" and "boobie" are all cool.

Thank you for keeping us abreast of this, si Maven ma'am.

8 hours ago, elmcitymaven said:

mox [...] is missed.

Si and sigh, man.