Woke Polar Bear Apologizes For Being White

[Ban Hammer 13,337]

 

 

SAN DIEGO, CA—A polar bear at the San Diego Zoo has apologized to black bears, brown bears, and all other mammals of color for his "problematic whiteness."

The bear "got woke" after a leftist protesting the zoo for keeping animals in captivity bravely leaped into the bear's exhibit. After eating the protester, the polar bear picked up the book on critical race theory the woman had in her pocket and devoured it, first figuratively, then literally.

 

more at https://babylonbee.com/news/woke-polar-bear-apologizes-for-being-white?fbclid=IwAR1uW2DXBZLUwHkC7EW4Bdi1O1RA6pRdqdZ4MoyYJN_o4uLWprRx5yt0AAo

 

 

 

 

[X Factor 1,112]

Lol

[Dashinka 24,494]

[X Factor 1,112]

By the Way polar bear skin is black

Edited October 28, 2019 by X Factor

[TBoneTX 45,288]

And many (most?) polar bears are quite dirty, perhaps even rising to the stage of wearing "blackfur."

[Voice of Reason 10,298]

7 hours ago, X Factor said:

By the Way polar bear skin is black

And their hairs are not white, either, they are hollow and clear.  This allows the sun to penetrate thru the hollow hairs to their dark skin, warming them up.

 

But one only has to APPEAR white to be automatically considered a racist nowadays.  That's why there's a movement afoot by the black bears to get polar bears to pay them.

[TBoneTX 45,288]

Eat polar-bear liver at your own high risk of Vitamin A poisoning.

[Steeleballz 7,550]

7 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Eat polar-bear liver at your own high risk of Vitamin A poisoning.

 

    Vitamin A overdose is not a good way to go. Fortunately very few people possess the combination of skills required to actually obtain a polar bear's liver.

[Voice of Reason 10,298]

1 hour ago, Steeleballz said:

 

    Vitamin A overdose is not a good way to go. Fortunately very few people possess the combination of skills required to actually obtain a polar bear's liver.

Hard to choose between that and a acetaminophen overdose, eh?  

[Steeleballz 7,550]

35 minutes ago, ALFKAD said:

Hard to choose between that and a acetaminophen overdose, eh?  

 

   I guess I'd take the polar bear liver. Might as well get my 15 minutes of fame in before I go.

[TBoneTX 45,288]

8 hours ago, Steeleballz said:

Vitamin A overdose is not a good way to go. Fortunately very few people possess the combination of skills required to actually obtain a polar bear's liver.

This sounds like a challenge!

[Dashinka 24,494]

12 hours ago, Steeleballz said:

 

    Vitamin A overdose is not a good way to go. Fortunately very few people possess the combination of skills required to actually obtain a polar bear's liver.

What about a moose liver?

 

Sources of toxicity[edit]

 

• Diet – Liver is high in vitamin A. The liver of certain animals, including the polar bear, bearded seal,^[24][25] walrus,^[26] and moose,^[27] are particularly toxic.
• Supplements – Dietary supplements can be toxic when taken above recommended dosages. Cod liver oil is particularly high in vitamin A.
• Medications – Many drugs are used on a long-term basis in numerous preventive and therapeutic medical applications, which may lead to hypervitaminosis A.^[28]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypervitaminosis_A