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At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conference.

Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strylya, we make the best bloody beer in the world, so pour me a bloody Fosters, mate."

Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest beers of the world, and I make the king of them all, gimme a Bud."

Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer, ferdamt. Give me ein Becks, ya ist der real King of beers, danke."

Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would ya give me a diet coke with ice and lemon? Tanks."

The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over their faces. Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"

Paddy replies "Well, if you fookin' pansies aren't drinkin', then neither am I.

:yes:

James & Sara - Aug 12, 05

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good one..i prefer the irish car bomb..Guinness in a mug with a shot or two of Jamison dropped in

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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OJ for the vita C

Guiness for EVERYTHING else

life is good :D:P:yes:

Brilliant

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conference.

Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strylya, we make the best bloody beer in the world, so pour me a bloody Fosters, mate."

Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest beers of the world, and I make the king of them all, gimme a Bud."

Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer, ferdamt. Give me ein Becks, ya ist der real King of beers, danke."

Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would ya give me a diet coke with ice and lemon? Tanks."

The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over their faces. Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"

Paddy replies "Well, if you fookin' pansies aren't drinkin', then neither am I.

:yes:

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hmmmmm....it all becomes clear as to why hubster REALLY suggested Ireland for our holiday over Germany and Czech Republic..... not three seconds after his suggestion came the..."and there is the tour of the Guinness brewery".... <_< grrrrrrrrrrrrr... :lol:

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hmmmmm....it all becomes clear as to why hubster REALLY suggested Ireland for our holiday over Germany and Czech Republic..... not three seconds after his suggestion came the..."and there is the tour of the Guinness brewery".... <_< grrrrrrrrrrrrr... :lol:

Bring back samples for all your pals here on VJ :D

James & Sara - Aug 12, 05

Humanity... destined to pass the baton shortly.

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hmmmmm....it all becomes clear as to why hubster REALLY suggested Ireland for our holiday over Germany and Czech Republic..... not three seconds after his suggestion came the..."and there is the tour of the Guinness brewery".... <_< grrrrrrrrrrrrr... :lol:

sister fraces, your husband is a right thinking type of guy :thumbs:

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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hmmmmm....it all becomes clear as to why hubster REALLY suggested Ireland for our holiday over Germany and Czech Republic..... not three seconds after his suggestion came the..."and there is the tour of the Guinness brewery".... <_< grrrrrrrrrrrrr... :lol:

Bring back samples for all your pals here on VJ :D

Y'all can have my samples since I DON'T LIKE/DRINK BEER! :(:crying:

hmmmmm....it all becomes clear as to why hubster REALLY suggested Ireland for our holiday over Germany and Czech Republic..... not three seconds after his suggestion came the..."and there is the tour of the Guinness brewery".... <_< grrrrrrrrrrrrr... :lol:

sister fraces, your husband is a right thinking type of guy :thumbs:

Of course....he married ME! :wub::lol:

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hmmmmm....it all becomes clear as to why hubster REALLY suggested Ireland for our holiday over Germany and Czech Republic..... not three seconds after his suggestion came the..."and there is the tour of the Guinness brewery".... <_< grrrrrrrrrrrrr... :lol:

Bring back samples for all your pals here on VJ :D

Y'all can have my samples since I DON'T LIKE/DRINK BEER! :(:crying:

hmmmmm....it all becomes clear as to why hubster REALLY suggested Ireland for our holiday over Germany and Czech Republic..... not three seconds after his suggestion came the..."and there is the tour of the Guinness brewery".... <_< grrrrrrrrrrrrr... :lol:

sister fraces, your husband is a right thinking type of guy :thumbs:

Of course....he married ME! :wub::lol:

:yes::thumbs:

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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I can't wait to tell this one (or more appropriately, mess this one up) over some brewskis on Friday night.

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good one..i prefer the irish car bomb..Guinness in a mug with a shot or two of Jamison dropped in

can't go wrong with that. I like mine with a psilocybin chaser though ;)

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