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1 minute ago, yuna628 said:

What is with all these wives throwing stuff out? When he moved here I gave him my second closet and its still not enough room. 😉

 

   I keep all my clothes in the spare room. My tools too. I have the only key. Works out well. I can always find stuff when I need it, and when I can't, I only have myself to blame. 

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15 minutes ago, yuna628 said:

What is with all these wives throwing stuff out? When he moved here I gave him my second closet and its still not enough room. 😉

My sleeping loft has been turned into his dressing room, so I feel your pain! When we move to a bigger apartment next month, I have a feeling the spare bedroom will become a Kardashian-style walk-in closet.😭

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11 hours ago, luckytxn said:

Damn my wife just showed me some clothes she  bought yesterday for me and told me I was getting too fat and needed new ones and to wear certain ones for church. She is not a very subtle person at all.

Asian wife <> subtle.  'Nuff said!!

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9 hours ago, laylalex said:

My sleeping loft has been turned into his dressing room, so I feel your pain! When we move to a bigger apartment next month, I have a feeling the spare bedroom will become a Kardashian-style walk-in closet.😭

When are you gonna be back in the US of A?

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51 minutes ago, ALFKAD said:

Time to trade HER in...

Did that once before but it turns out to be too expensive.

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6 hours ago, ALFKAD said:

When are you gonna be back in the US of A?

Monday late afternoon. It's been such a weird trip so far and I'm very much looking forward to going home and sleeping in my own bed, in a room that isn't freezing cold and requires an electric blanket to avoid frostbite. It was only just above freezing -- 36 degrees according to the app on my phone -- when I got up this morning about an hour ago. It's going to be 67 in Berkeley today, just perfect, and in the 70s all next week. I'm not made for this kind of weather even if I do like wearing sweaters! Even when I lived over here on a year abroad, I wasn't in Scotland, I was in southwest England, and I don't remember it being this cold at this time of the year. I told Al that if we ever move to the UK, it cannot be here, family home or not.

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On 10/18/2019 at 8:49 AM, luckytxn said:

my wife just showed me some clothes she  bought yesterday for me and told me I was getting too fat and needed new ones

Wife:  Dear, does this dress make me look fat?

Husband:  No, the dress doesn't make you look fat.  You ARE fat!

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06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

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