inspirational sayings and thoughts

[one...two...tree 2,762]

"I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex."

-Jack Handy

"I want to die sleeping peacefully, - like my grandma; not screaming with horror, - like those, who were as passangers in her car."

-unknown

"Sanity is a one trick pony -- all you have is rational thought. But when you're good and loony, the sky's the limit!"

-The Tick

[ILIKEALLCAPS 0]

“I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness because it shows me the stars.”

~Og Mandino

[TracyLuis 0]

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."

Oscar Wilde

[Krikit 1,164]

"Sanity is a one trick pony -- all you have is rational thought. But when you're good and loony, the sky's the limit!"

-The Tick

Despair - It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.

Failure - When your best just isn't good enough.

Individuality - Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.

Futility - You'll always miss 100% of the shots you don't take, and, statistically speaking, 99% of the shots you do.

Loneliness - If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone

Despair.com

[boo boo 1]

If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can not buy.

[Mags 112]

Don't know if this is inspirational...but it kind of sums up the way I look at life:

Don't miss the donut by looking through the hole.

[Ban Hammer 13,335]

no good deed goes unpunished.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

no good deed goes unpunished.

...and dirty deeds are done dirt cheap.

[Ban Hammer 13,335]

no good deed goes unpunished.

...and dirty deeds are done dirt cheap with sheep.

if you ever heard that song.....

baa!

[Ta Ta 1]

Oe has to recognize the bearings of the past on this present, to envision

the future.

Life isn't like a box chocolates, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today

might burn your butt tomorrow.

[doodlebug 3]

there's a screw for every nut

[dp8255 0]

Hi and these are the two things that are inspirational to me,

God grant us the Serenity to accept the things we cannot change, The Courage to change the things we can, And wisdom to know the difference.

Dont believe everything you hear about me, and i won't believe everything i hear about you.

David

[Dawny&Tommy 0]

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened"

-Unknown

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Hi and these are the two things that are inspirational to me,

God grant us the Serenity to accept the things we cannot change, The Courage to change the things we can, And wisdom to know the difference.

Dont believe everything you hear about me, and i won't believe everything i hear about you.

David

A great one indeed!

[one...two...tree 2,762]

"The only thing I miss about team sports is the camaraderie, the togetherness. Out here, it's just you and the ball."

~ Mike Weir

“It is easy enough to be friendly to one's friends. But to befriend the one who regards himself as your enemy is the quintessence of true religion. The other is mere business.”

~Mahatma Gandhi

"A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway."

~ Fr. Jerome Cummings